Scary joke!!!

WTF I got posted this from a chick at work, Is she trying to tell me somthing????

> A man travelling by plane and in urgent need to use
> the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor
> of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mens room
> door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his
> predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room,
> but cautioned him against using any of the buttons
> inside.
> The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR".
> Making the mistake that so many men make in
> disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his
> curiosity
> get the best
> of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.
> He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and
> immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire
> bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!".
> Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a
> gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters.
> He thought that was out of this world! The button
> marked"PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately
> applied a soft talc to his rear. Well, naturally he couldn't resist
> the
> last button
> marked "ATR".
> When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and
> buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "What
> happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was
> in the ladies room on a business trip!" The nurse
> replied,
> "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed
> the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon
> Remover...
> Your penis is under your pillow!"

I don't find this funny at all, I Value my penis!!!!

hmmm not a fan of penis removal stories

^
lol

Joke+Penis removal= NOT FUNNY

Joke+Penis removal= NOT FUNNY

yea,

what the hell is wrong with her?

no. evil. just no.

aaaaaaa.......

Heh, not scary; funny! Teach him to push buttons he knows nothing about.

:rofl:

My penis can take a joke :p

i didn't find it funny at all. i'm not bothered by the fact that he had his member removed either. that was quite possibly the lamest joke i've heard in a LONG time.

haha i love her sense of humour ;) and yes she was trying to tell you something. men need us women and you need to learn to trust us. ur not as smart as you think you are :p hehe penis removal stories are always amusing

^ Never!

I have heard a different version of that joke before. Only the ending was different and it was an ATA. Automatic tampon applicator. You can figure out the rest yourself. Your version is better.

Not funny.

That is just cruel posting that where a bunch of guys can read it. I think I'm gonna have nightmares.

im missing the point of this thread...

it was neither scary nor funny. i read it, shrugged my shoulders, then hoped to find something better when I refreshed COT. :disappoin

That is just cruel posting that where a bunch of guys can read it. I think I'm gonna have nightmares.
hehe i hope you do :p

I have heard a different version of that joke before. Only the ending was different and it was an ATA. Automatic tampon applicator. You can figure out the rest yourself. Your version is better.

oww :( :( not cool

hehe i hope you do :p

rubbing salt on the wound now I'm sad:frown:

im missing the point of this thread...

it was neither scary nor funny. i read it, shrugged my shoulders, then hoped to find something better when I refreshed COT. :disappoinI gotta agree w/ him...:nono:

i dont think i'd try any of the buttons after that, a white guy with the white talk powder thing = michael jackson stylee ass....

:dunno:

hahahahaha pure evil! :lol: