Yo mamma

has anyone seen this show on mtv called "Yo mamma"? it was one of those things that's so bad i had to watch. it's all about freestyle insulting with yo mamma jokes. wilmer valderama hosts and goes and watches a bunch of people from the valley go at it and picks the best one of that "crew" and then does the same thing from the people from the beach. then they have a valley vs. the beach yo mamma jokes battle. do people actually find this stuff entertaining? or is mtv just that strapped for good ideas? :rolleyes:

mtv is no longer mtv. it's RealityTV. and fuck cable television and their retarded high rates. and fuck my condominium for not allowing dish network. and fuck network television for being so boring. and fuck yo momma for being so fat.

mtv is no longer mtv. it's RealityTV. and fuck cable television and their retarded high rates. and fuck my condominium for not allowing dish network. and fuck network television for being so boring. and fuck yo momma for being so fat.

badda bing-badda bang-badda boom...take 'em out vin, you got a gun right?:naughty:

people around here seems really entertained by it since they do that 24/7

I think it's fuckin' hilarious.

i watched the last little bit of the show last night. i'm not a big fan at all. it's actually pretty lame. pretty soon they will have a show that is hosted or produced by each one of the members from That 70's Show. some of the jokes i heard were clever. but overall a pretty poor performance on all parts. i give it two GIANT thumbs down.

I loves my mamma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sometimes I love yours, too, hehe.

Does Valderama do the show in his '70's Show accent? That could be funny.

Does Valderama do the show in his '70's Show accent? That could be funny.
sometimes he says a few words as that accent. it's so cute!

MTV is shit anymore. I don't think I've watched MTV for a good 3 years to be honest. Doesn't sound like I'm missing anything either.

Speaking of MTV, has anyone noticed that the whole MTV Spring Break is now officially crap!

I always enjoyed watching the week long spring break shows. They included concerts, hillarious games with half naked women, and even GOOD reality, follow these guys/girls around, and see what stupid shit they do.

There were what, like 3 shows this year? Made, I'm a fag. Room Raiders and those dorks from Laguna Beach. Nothing good at all! My dad use to even get a kick out of the shows. MTV needs new execs and producers.

^ Yep.

don't watch mtv that much anymore..mostly reality shows and the only show on the channel that's.......decent is that one with aj divera. i watch vh1 mostly now

The only show I watch on MTV is Date My Mom. I don't even really watch that as it is. I just watch the very end to see the guy pick the cave troll over Miss Centerfold 2000 and then wonder where he messed up in his decision.

saw it on today decided to give it a shot and damn thats a fucking terrible show just when mtv reaches a low point they go lower

oh man, i remember those jokes. on the bus home from school they were flying around. they were the funniest shit at the time. oh back in the day...

mtv is no longer mtv. it's RealityTV.


I actually can vouch for this, I turned on MtV for the first time in 2 years today to find a 8 hour "meet the barkers" marathon, how awesome :shakehead

They let this shit on TV yet they turn down my ideas for TV shows....

i just saw that show tonite at a friends place... it sucked terribly. sry, that was the gayest 30 mins in the world. i'm inclined to say it was worse than the Simple Life.

i can watch for like 15 minutes then it just gets too "crunk" or w/e for me. i mostly only watch cuz wilmer valderama has the cutest accent and stuff.

i hate wilmer valderama. he took lindsay lohan's cuteness and inisense



now shes all skinny and ugly

the only thing i like about the show is that they had a Bentley GT in the background one time. i did hear ONE funny joke that i laughed pretty hard at. but other than that, i don't see this show lasting much longer.

I quit watching Mtv when they started real world and road rules. The only thing that I have watched since then is Viva La Bam...

I quit watching Mtv when they started real world and road rules. The only thing that I have watched since then is Viva La Bam...

the only reason i ever watched any of those music channels were for the music videos, which was their purpose to begin with... ...wtf happened??

edit: sry, VH1's I Love The x0's was awsome... it was like crack, i needed more and more.

the only reason i ever watched any of those music channels were for the music videos, which was their purpose to begin with... ...wtf happened??

edit: sry, VH1's I Love The x0's was awsome... it was like crack, i needed more and more.
Reality tv is what happened almost every channel now has some form of it in there programming cuz as much as we hate to admit it there are more viewers for that than there is for music.:banghead: But on that note there is on reality show I have to watch Drawn Together: the first animated reality show ever that show is funny as hell
And I remeber those I love the x0's shows they were awesome havent seen one in awhile due to lack of channels I have.

yo mamma's so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up!

yea, i went there...

Dork.

Anyway, I haven't watched TV in like, 3 months. Go me! I watch movies on HBO occasionally...And I have The West Wing on DVD, that's good.

MTV sucks now. I hate everything on there. And all those shows on VH1 are like crack...

i haven't watched MTV for about 8 years. no, im not joking.

:grinyes: MTV is now reality TV and they are SOOOO out of ideas!
:screwy:

yo mamma's so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up!

yea, i went there...
You might of went there but yo moms been everywhere.

j/k

MTV lost me when Beavis & Butthead were taken off.




Also the lack of actual music videos killed it too...

They let this shit on TV yet they turn down my ideas for TV shows....


No one wants to watch italian midgets in jump suits and whipped cream wrestling...

You might of went there but yo moms been everywhere.

j/k

yea? well yo mamma's like the village bicycle, everyone's had a ride!

ahem, booya!

No one wants to watch italian midgets in jump suits and whipped cream wrestling...

It worked for Mario and Luigi.

yea? well yo mamma's like the village bicycle, everyone's had a ride!

ahem, booya!
Yo momma's like 7-11....open 24 hrs a day 7 days a week.:tongue:

Anybody remember that book Snaps! from way back in the day. Around '94-'95? I need to dig that up.

Also the lack of actual music videos killed it too...
music videos are on for hours starting late late at night and going thru early-late morning. most people just aren't awake to watch then.

music videos are on for hours starting late late at night and going thru early-late morning. most people just aren't awake to watch then.


I hate music videos in general.

It is music for a reason, its audio. Audio doesn't require video in my book.

I hate music videos in general.

It is music for a reason, its audio. Audio doesn't require video in my book.

your book is quite short, then.

some videos, ok, 95% of them, are retarded. some vids, though, really exemplify the lyrics. really deliver an impact.

watch Doesn't Remind Me (http://www.chrismilk.com/audioslave/) by Audioslave

your book is quite short, then.

some videos, ok, 95% of them, are retarded. some vids, though, really exemplify the lyrics. really deliver an impact.

watch "Doesn't Remind Me: Audioslave" as an example of a good video.


I said, & quote..

I hate music videos in general.

It is music for a reason, its audio.Audio doesn't require video in my book.



http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=require

Whos book is short now?

aright, to all their own.

Hey now ya'll don't need to measure each others books people might get the wrong impression.

Hey now ya'll don't need to measure each others books people might get the wrong impression.


Yo momma doesn't need to measure, she found out last night!

Sorry, I thought it fit with the thread:grinyes: . Just playing around, ofcourse. Heh

I actually saw this show over the weekend and nearly stabbed myself in the eye. I seriously can't believe they're paying those idiot, washed-up actors to judge insults about people's mothers. Seriously, that'd be like paying me to judge the stench of someone's dump--it's mindless, pointless and requires no thought at all.


Great, now I'm pissed off. Wonderful.

I actually saw this show over the weekend and nearly stabbed myself in the eye. I seriously can't believe they're paying those idiot, washed-up actors to judge insults about people's mothers. Seriously, that'd be like paying me to judge the stench of someone's dump--it's mindless, pointless and requires no thought at all.


Great, now I'm pissed off. Wonderful.

yeah, that's kinda what i felt, but i was lying on a luv-sac with someone, and my friend's remote is broken, so my lazyness won the battle and i sat thru that shit.

Hey now ya'll don't need to measure each others books people might get the wrong impression.
:eek: you said ya'll! you actually typed it out. this can't be good. time for a new state again lol

^ i'm going to kill "bunny". sorry, i hate that fucken thing, and i made a useless post about it. but i'm gonna kill that fucker... count on it.

but back on topic: your momma's still fat, and i still hate her.

^ i'm going to kill "bunny". sorry, i hate that fucken thing, and i made a useless post about it. but i'm gonna kill that fucker... count on it.
why are you going to kill my bunny?! :( that's not very nice vin..i just put it there cuz i thought it looked cute.

Yo momma doesn't need to measure, she found out last night!

Sorry, I thought it fit with the thread:grinyes: . Just playing around, ofcourse. Heh
OH yea Your momma's so old she was a veteran of the Big Bang

j/k corny but effective

why are you going to kill my bunny?! :( that's not very nice vin..i just put it there cuz i thought it looked cute.

aha there its is. i was looking for it for a while now. :grinno:

Your momma's like an Escalade...

Big, black, and room for 5 rappers inside.

I actually love that show. When I was a kid, we'd sit around for hours smoking up, drinking and "Joening" on each other and our moms. It was sooooo fun. Me and my buddy Piggy were the best. We were pretty quick with come backs, and if you hit someone with a "real" one about something that is really wrong with them or their family, they were easily shut down. it was all in good fun though. I miss those good ol days.

If they come to Tampa, I'd like to be on the show. That would be a blast.

Know what? MTV sucks.