Warning!!!

Subject: Liquor Warning


American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that
the following warning labels be placed immediately on all containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have
mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in your getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
Inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
Are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally
disappear.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


The Panda like's Jokes!!! :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.


.............but my wife doesn't drink?
:confused: :D

:p :p ...reminds me why i love to drink

I almost miss drinking now :hehe:

if u spill one drop of a beer, IT'S ALCOHOL ABUSE......

I drink Only on the weekends.. when my car is parked up at home... Drink responsibly..........

Its good to be gone for awhile. Lots of humor to be found.

Originally posted by YogsVR4
Its good to be gone for awhile. Lots of humor to be found.

hey, where ya been hiding out?

hey, where ya been hiding out?

In bed with his new wife I do believe....:D

Good ones panda.........I do miss drinkin, but I stopped when it became illegal (moved to america) :(

And there is a lot of humor to be found, just ignore threads started by curious! :p

Originally posted by Damien


And there is a lot of humor to be found, just ignore threads started by curious! :p

Well thats just bloody marvellous!!
I know when I'm not wanted...............


;) ;)

Originally posted by curious


Well thats just bloody marvellous!!
I know when I'm not wanted...............


;) ;)

:( don't be like that.

At least your jokes are better than the pandas that he claims are yours:finger:

Hey, check out this link:

http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/humor_warnings.swf

Requires flash capability...

If you like that, check out the rest of the stuff on his page (especially XIAO FIGHT 2)
http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/site.html

Drinking right now.:silly2:

My biker buddy is drinking, DVS is drinking.... Tangie has to be at work at 8am only to drive 8 hours to Indiana right after. :(

No happy time for tangie... And Dammit, I was whispering!

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Drinking right now.:silly2:

Are we meant to be surprised ;) ;)

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Drinking right now.:silly2:

I'm not as thunk as dreeple peep i is.....:bloated: :bloated: :bloated:

Honestly, that panad shit is gettin so lame, you might wanna try some "NEW" slogans or new acts.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: