Now this is f**king funny!!!!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that chick knows I'm smarter than her.

that was GENIUS

lol, i got that on myspace yesterday. Hilarious.

:rofl:

:lol: That was funny.

:repost:

Haha while it is a repost, its still a good read.. also im going to do that if some girl ever pulls that on me, just because itd be funny as hell and a big payback. :evillol:

yeah, repost but still an excellent joke! :lol:

Old repost

Old repost

:werd:

Old but still funny as hell.

Old, but still OWNED:smokin:

Old repost

prove it punk:rolleyes:

prove it punk:rolleyes:
Last year(2005):
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=470131

The year before(2004):
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=240160

The year before that(2003):
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=100403

And the year before that(2002):
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=58764

I do believe the correct term is, umm.... OWNED :evillol:

Last year(2005):
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=470131

The year before(2004):
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=240160

The year before that(2003):
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=100403

And the year before that(2002):
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=58764

I do believe the correct term is, umm.... OWNED :evillol:

^^teh winner

fine then. meanie.