Now, now mother.....

Mother Superior was walking in the garden one day when
she saw a novice nun working in the vegetable patch.
Unfortunately every seed she planted was stolen by the
birds, which were sitting, watching her from nearby.
"F*ck off!" she shouted, "Just f*ck off!" Mother
Superior was quite disgusted by this and called her over.

"Young lady....... That is NOT how a young nun behaves.
Next time the birds steal your seeds, just say
shoo.......shoo....and they'll F*CK OFF by
themselves...."

I'm not sure I get this one... :huh:

:cry: Arrrrrrrrrrgh no more jokes!!!!! :cry:

I think that BOTH Panda and Curious need to start some threads with stuff other than jokes! :silly2: :D

:confused: Sorry, someone explain this... I don't really get it.

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
:cry: Arrrrrrrrrrgh no more jokes!!!!! :cry:

I think that BOTH Panda and Curious need to start some threads with stuff other than jokes! :silly2: :D

Remember the Panda is not a very bright specie (Hell they need to watch porn just so they can locate thier.............genitals :finger: )

and that joke is just :confused:

not ya best work Curious.




The "funny" part is the mother superior saying naughty words like FUCK

two nuns were riding their bikes along a cobblestone lane.
"I've never come this way before," said one.
"No. It must be the cobbles," said the other:D


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Mother superior was engrosed in a crossword puzzle for some time and muttered that someting was wrong.
"What's a four letter word relating to women that ends in U-N-T?"
"Oh dear," said Sister Priscilla, "I think that would have to be AUNT."
"Of course," said Mother Superior. "Do you have an eraser I could borrow?":devil:

I inderstood curious' and it was lame! Like her last one

But Taz...........wtf!?! :confused:

*see Panda's thread on whether to post jokes, just don't listen to the poll :D*