somones asking for trouble.....

from the women of AF...:evillaugh:

These are good but not sure whether it's worth risking for a night sleeping in the garden. But then again.....


We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.



·Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up; you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.

·Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

·Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

·Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

·Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

·Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

·Crying is blackmail.

·Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

·We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

·Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

·Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

·Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

·A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

·Check your oil! Please.

·Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

·If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

·If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

·If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

·Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

·You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

·Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

·Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

·The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

·ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

·If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

·We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

·If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

·If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

·When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

·Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

·You have enough clothes.

·You have too many shoes.

·It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

·BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.



Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.

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can't remember if this has been posted b4 if it has , well enjoy again..

cya i'ma gonna go and hide from those deadly AF women

Originally posted by ragt20
cya i'ma gonna go and hide from those deadly AF women Now why would you go and do that, we’re so sweet and gentle! http://www.westwoodi.net/~smilies/otn/angels/bat_angel.gif



:D

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Now why would you go and do that, we’re so sweet and gentle! http://www.westwoodi.net/~smilies/otn/angels/bat_angel.gif

:D

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....................

I always thought the transition from one to the other happened a lot quicker then that!!!>>>>http://www.westwoodi.net/~smilies/otn/angels/bat_angel.gif

The Panda made me say it!!!
:evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh

Originally posted by ragt20
can't remember if this has been posted b4 if it has , well enjoy again..

cya i'ma gonna go and hide from those deadly AF women

Yeah it has and that is a very good idea! :thinkerg:

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.

HELLS YEAH! I agree!

haha lol those r funny rag :D

finally someone posts the REAL rules that MUST be followed.



and yes sleeping on the couch is like camping:D

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
we’re so sweet and gentle!
:D

Yeah and so's my left nut:p

Dearly beloved,

We are gathered here today to pay our last respects to our fellow AF'er, Ragt20. He was a jolly ole chap, with the heart of gold. He played with death more than once, and it looks like death finally caught up, in the form of a woman lynch mob. We will miss Rag's, as he was full of life. Take care good friend. We will miss you.

R.I.P.

Feb. 6 - Whenever the rest of the females see this.












I couldn't help myself.:silly2: :finger: :finger: :D :D :D :D

hahahahah, thats great, I might just have to go show my girl....and then loose my manhood...and by that I mean my car...:D

RAGT20---- I couldn't agree with u more.. NICE>>. i really enjoyed this.. COPY:::::::PASTE::::::SAVE:::::PRINT::::200 copies.


i love this one.. i already established this rule.

Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :sun: :sun: :sun: :sun: :sun: :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER READ!

EVERY MAN SHOULD E-MAIL THIS TO EVERY WOMAN HE KNOWS (YES YOUR MOM TOO JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T LIVE AT HOME)

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Dearly beloved,

We are gathered here today to pay our last respects to our fellow AF'er, Ragt20. He was a jolly ole chap, with the heart of gold. He played with death more than once, and it looks like death finally caught up, in the form of a woman lynch mob. We will miss Rag's, as he was full of life. Take care good friend. We will miss you.

R.I.P.

Feb. 6 - Whenever the rest of the females see this.



hahaha lol thats a good one DVS haha and it might be true lol :D








I couldn't help myself.:silly2: :finger: :finger: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

PMan shakes head and leaves thread....looks like Rags is digging up old threads again :finger: :finger: :finger:

:D

Originally posted by darkness


Yeah and so's my left nut:p Well thankfully I wouldn’t know about that so I’ll just take your word for it! :finger: :silly2: :D

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Dearly beloved,

We are gathered here today to pay our last respects to our fellow AF'er, Ragt20. He was a jolly ole chap, with the heart of gold. He played with death more than once, and it looks like death finally caught up, in the form of a woman lynch mob. We will miss Rag's, as he was full of life. Take care good friend. We will miss you.

R.I.P.

Feb. 6 - Whenever the rest of the females see this.


















I couldn't help myself.:silly2: :finger: :finger: :D :D :D :D




[speaking from hiding place] U mean none of you fellow AF chaps is gonna help me :crying: :crying:

Originally posted by ragt20





[speaking from hiding place] U mean none of you fellow AF chaps is gonna help me :crying: :crying:

Just keep digging the hole deeper :D

Originally posted by primera man


Just keep digging the hole deeper :D


thanks a lot buddy. :crying: :rolleyes:. might as well give me that extra shovel......:rolleyes:

Originally posted by ragt20



thanks a lot buddy. :crying: :rolleyes:. might as well give me that extra shovel......:rolleyes:

Forget shovel, I got you an earth excavator. :D:D One dig and you should be good to go.

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL


Forget shovel, I got you an earth excavator. :D:D One dig and you should be good to go.

:uhoh: blimey with all the help U and pman are giving the WAFERs (women AFer's) looks like they got you two sorted as well :p

Originally posted by ragt20


:uhoh: blimey with all the help U and pman are giving the WAFERs (women AFer's) looks like they got you two sorted as well :p


Too be honest, after your first reply to my "dearly beloved" speech, I couldn't stop laughing. Then, after I picked myself up off the floor, managed to try and put a serious face on, I realized just how deep you dug yourself.


So, I guess I could help. But it looks like you're doing good so far, you're still breathing and typing.:hehe::hehe:

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL

So, I guess I could help. But it looks like you're doing good so far, you're still breathing and typing.:hehe::hehe:

Yes, but neither breathing nor typing require his :eek: in order to happen!!! :right:


NO, I won't be the one to do it... As a giant STEELERS fan, and a generally cool female I can understand a FEW of those needs... but that toilet seat will be left down!!!