Single female seeks.................
ragt20
07-09-2002, 06:32 PM
The following ad appeared in a Houston newspaper:
"SBF (single, black, female) Seeks Male companionship: Age and
ethnicity unimportant. I am a young, svelte, good looking girl who
LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your
pickup truck, hunting/camping/fishing trips. I love cozy winter
nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me
eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I will be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only
what nature gave me. Kiss me and I am yours.
Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy."
The telephone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old
black Labrador Retriever.
They received 643 calls in 24 hours
:D :D :D :D :D
"SBF (single, black, female) Seeks Male companionship: Age and
ethnicity unimportant. I am a young, svelte, good looking girl who
LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your
pickup truck, hunting/camping/fishing trips. I love cozy winter
nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me
eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I will be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only
what nature gave me. Kiss me and I am yours.
Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy."
The telephone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old
black Labrador Retriever.
They received 643 calls in 24 hours
:D :D :D :D :D
Ssom
07-09-2002, 06:52 PM
They let animals advertise in the Singles colums???? Looks like there is some good hope for the Panda, should he ever need it.............
Still ROFLMAO
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
Still ROFLMAO
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
Spec2 Girl
07-09-2002, 07:18 PM
Hahaha I was expecting it to be a cat. :p
TerminalVelocity
07-09-2002, 07:19 PM
thats great! hahah...oi...still...sounds better than any lover i've had before :flipa: Who needs love, have a pet!
Damien
07-09-2002, 07:58 PM
Um......Ragt20, did you fall for it and that's how you found out? :confused:
j/p :silly2:
or did you???
j/p :silly2:
or did you???
DMC12
07-09-2002, 08:21 PM
That is freakin' funny!!!:D
speediva
07-09-2002, 10:55 PM
*lmao* I enjoyed that one all too much! I can just imagine the people they had calling in! :eek:
|Banchi1O5|
07-09-2002, 11:54 PM
omg thats freaking hilarious
i wonder if the guy who finally adopted it...
well lets just say
we hope the dawg is going to be "abused" too bad!
i wonder if the guy who finally adopted it...
well lets just say
we hope the dawg is going to be "abused" too bad!
DVSNCYNIKL
07-10-2002, 08:22 AM
*I know Rag's tried it out!!*
Brings a whole new meaning to dating outside your race.:D :D
Brings a whole new meaning to dating outside your race.:D :D
StageOneGalant
07-10-2002, 09:36 AM
what will they come up with next??lol:flash: :flash: :flash:
Sham365
07-10-2002, 01:06 PM
I was thinking dog all the way. Sounds like one good bitch though!
ragt20
07-10-2002, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
*I know Rag's tried it out!!*
Brings a whole new meaning to dating outside your race.:D :D
damn how'd he know....:rolleyes: :p
not really :finger: :finger: :D :D :D :p :p
*I know Rag's tried it out!!*
Brings a whole new meaning to dating outside your race.:D :D
damn how'd he know....:rolleyes: :p
not really :finger: :finger: :D :D :D :p :p
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