Health concern
tonioseven
03-27-2006, 05:06 PM
After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man,
"You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns
you would like to ask me about?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am
usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time,
I am usually cold and chilly."
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears
to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss
with me?"
the lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern.
He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the
first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you
know why?"
"Oh that crazy old bastard," she replied. "That's because
the first time is usually in August and the second time is in January.
:eek:
"You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns
you would like to ask me about?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am
usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time,
I am usually cold and chilly."
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears
to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss
with me?"
the lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern.
He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the
first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you
know why?"
"Oh that crazy old bastard," she replied. "That's because
the first time is usually in August and the second time is in January.
:eek:
sv650s
03-27-2006, 05:22 PM
........seriously tonio we need to contribute money to buy you a fan to dry your paint faster or buy you a tv
BleedDodge
03-27-2006, 05:22 PM
Ever dumb, haha.
Jet-Lee
03-27-2006, 05:23 PM
........seriously tonio we need to contribute money to buy you a fan to dry your paint faster or buy you a tv
Why? Most everyone enjoys his jokes.
Why? Most everyone enjoys his jokes.
sv650s
03-27-2006, 05:33 PM
Why? Most everyone enjoys his jokes.
just playin with him, when i sound like an asshole i'm actually trying to be funny
just playin with him, when i sound like an asshole i'm actually trying to be funny
tonioseven
03-27-2006, 05:45 PM
........seriously tonio we need to contribute money to buy you a fan to dry your paint faster or buy you a tv
:icon16: You can buy me a food dehydrator so I have less time to find these awe(ful)some jokes!
:icon16: You can buy me a food dehydrator so I have less time to find these awe(ful)some jokes!
Rally Sport
03-27-2006, 05:53 PM
just playin with him, when i sound like an asshole i'm actually trying to be funny
Notice how he said trying to be..
Notice how he said trying to be..
tonioseven
03-27-2006, 06:06 PM
:lol:
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