Im 21 Now!!!!!!

and i feel like shit. But hey im in love with a stripper lol. This bitch was the finest girl to ever ride me. Went to the larry flynt penthouse club. God damn, im just glad i even remembered that part of the night. This bitch was FINE. I mean there is stripper fine and then there is just all around gorgous(sp). Yes i was drunk, but that had no aid in the judgement of her. Perfect body, best girl in the house. Even better than the pornstar that was the big feature of the night. She just came up to me and said hey i heard its your 21st birthday, follow me. I got the hell up and followed. I wish i had pics.

um not shit i wish u had pics im sick of the porn on my computer. just playin i love my porn. yea i turned 21 like a month ago and it was fucking insane. midnight i was at the bars getting wasted woke up the day of my b day and was starting to get into the hangover stage so started drinking because i refused to be hungover on my b day. then went out that night already wasted when we got to the bar from my daily drinking then had all my friends buying me shots like a mofo on top of that i knew all the bartenders. it was insane apparently i was so drunk i confused my friends backpack for some girl. i dont understand that story entirly but it was definantly a different kind of drunk. when u turn 21 watch out for backpacks they will try to molest you

hahahhahahah i dont have that good a story...i just got so hammered and then found it insanely funny about me puking on a lamp post in the middle of downtown. i have had far better parties besides just turning 21 though. last night i had about 400-500 or so ML of crown in about an hour or so and went to a party completely trashed. then someone let off some teargas and then the cops came and said if i dont leave NOW they were gonna arrest me. so that was interesting. but there was a chick there that fit chukis description. probably the hottest chick that lives in the state. hmmmm maybe ill hit that. shes kind of ditsy though...
oh and i dont remember what happened to the empty bottle of crown or the empty bottle of peppermint schnapps i had...i was planning on throwing them off a bridge or something but i dont remember doing anything with them...they were just gone. probably better i dont remember.
crown + northern lights = fucked up.

oh yea 21 wasnt my best night of partying either i mean ive had much better nights because ive had nights that were about equal in how hammered i was and at least those nights i got laid and did even more stupid shit. yea i didnt get laid on my 21st i was pissed about that. my most fucked up of nights are when i wear my camel back around at house parties and fill it w/ everclear and whatever kinda of soda i can find that shit equals death. i just stumble around w/ the hoas chillin by my mouth waving my arms around like a dumbass heckling al lthe kids who are holding cold cans in their hands when its cold outside while my hands are warm because im not holding a can god i need a video camera for those nights

chuki this thread is being hijacked we need to change the title to drunk stories. then sticky it

im gonna try to save and go to vegas in september when its my turn. and the alcohol will be nice but im gonna try to mix in as much coke, valium, mdma, psilocybin, ether, ketamine, and maybe some marijuana for good measure. fear and loathing style. now does anyone know where to get a fresh human adrenaline gland haha?

alright hunter s thompson have fun

ether........lol. Drunk stories are great. This one time me and my friends went down to the river for a hog roast. He has a yamaha raptor 4-wheeler with some mods done(scary fast). ANyways we were getting hammered. This is the drunkest iv ever been. I dont remember shit at all..well up to a certain point. Just a black void in my head. I remember starting off with beers, then drank a fifth of vodka, then i remember 1 double shot of crown. Thats it. Apparently i drank more double shots. Here's the story of me told to me by my friends. I didnt know how to get off of the bar stool lol. They helped me. They helped me walk, i said let me try to do this, right as he let me go i fell on my ass backwards like i was doing dizzy baseball or something. I had to pee....so he undid my shit(belt was confusing to me) lol but no he didnt hold it for me. He said i proped myself up agianst a tree and pissed, he said i was swaying all around. Then we went to his truck to go to the house we were staying at. I threw up all over myself in the truck. But luckily it was all on me and not the truck.......i passed out in the truck.

Where i start remember stuff again......i wake up in boxers the next mourning. Im so confused because who would sleep nearly naked in a truck parked out in the public. I scramble around to find my clothes. I cant....but i do find a note on the drivers seat that says "Bush were inside". (bush is my last name and thats what everyone calls me). So i look back to find out where "inside" is. But there's six f'ing houses to choose from lol. So im like fuck. So i look around more and find a little pile of puke on the floor. So im like thats where my clothes went. I get them out from the truck bed and go wash them in the river lewis and clark style. Luckily my friend had an extra set of clothes i could wear. Oh and my finger was killing me, i cut myself really bad somehow, i thought i would have to go the hospital for them to check it out and make sure it wasnt infected. That was the most fucked up shit iv ever been through. LOL it was the first time i was ever down there too. But this place is like 40 minutes away from my house. All the houses are on stilts for flooding reasons. It was definantly a hillbilly area. So that type shit is common lolololol. So i wasnt the only one.....

the funny thing is we broke his four wheeler that night, so he just got a built tranny put in it. He says get ready for more river runs man, its warming up and im anxious to ride. I was like oh great. Im going to pack a back pack this time lol.

the only times i black out drinking are when i mix stuff like valium, soma, xanax, ativan, etc. i always pop 1 of those and start drinking and im like "yeh ok this is cool but i do have that other one" and take a 2nd one and drink more and...i never learn...i never remember what happens after that. luckily if i am just drunk i can usually get myself home (or to a nice girls bed if that so happens to be the case). the pills though, thats when i end up on balconies and stairwells and shit. uncomfortable as shit!

i eat one kind of pill, x. I swear to god that shit makes you waste more money than anything. Iv settled down on the hardcoreness though, that shit was better left for highschool and shit. But occasionally ill do alot of shit here and there. Depends on the mood and or if its a special occasion or not. I mean sex parties, x is a must. Ill get my date all f'd up and we bang bang bang.


edit: i made it sound like i date rape her.....she's knows whats its all about before hand.

im way passed my drug times. did x a few times done some pills some acid ect ect im over it now its just the ganja and alcohol. i perfer it this way. but i did have some fun back in the day i wont lie its just not worth it anymore. ok its time to go my booty call is at the door peace bitches

LOL at you guys callin it X. that shit was like 8th grade. regional trends i guess....anywys yeah sex on E is cool and all but i dunno im not tryin to do that every time. concerts and shit is perfect for poppin a few. but i havent done that since a couple days after new years, im kinda over E in general now. im kinda done with hallucinogens too, but fuck it, if im in vegas i will go back to them. my favorites now are oxycontin, soma, xanax, valium, etc. with some mixed drinks. but even then maybe 3-5 pills per week. Since new years i have been amazingly reserved. only been smoking like once a week too. i think 4th of july im gonna do something hallucinogenic though that will be fun. i might try to get some Molly (pure mdma) and ingest like .1 or .15 grams and do a little .05 gram line right as its gettin dark so shit will be rushin as fireworks are goin off....mmmm.

you crazy ass oxycotin is fucking whack. next thingi know your gunna tell me you do fucking meth to

ive only taken 2 whole ones before (roxy)... 1/2's are nice if you know you are going to be up for days..because 8 hours later you will still feel like you are getting a shoulder/scalp/forehead massage.

lol dude i just type x cuz im lazy....thats what alot people call it anyways, and you obviously got what i was talking about so its all good. I dont do hardcore shit that much anymore either. Just drink alot, and smoke. I go on breaks from smoking though.

man...my 21st was boring...I had like...McDonalds with an ex who later tore my heart out...didnt even get any.

Lets have a nissan forums party to make up for this!

wtf how do u have a boring 21st and not get all sorts of wasted and do stupid shit? that bitch should have taken u out to a nice dinner and then taken you out to get wasted and paid for it all. you shuold have literally ripped her heart out. i feel bad come to FL ill take u out get you wasted then find a hooker aka tourist to fuck you

lol dude i just type x cuz im lazy....thats what alot people call it anyways, and you obviously got what i was talking about so its all good. I dont do hardcore shit that much anymore either. Just drink alot, and smoke. I go on breaks from smoking though.

is it called E at all? Thats the only other term for it i hear besides "thizz" or "thizzelles (plural)" that is pretty much the accepted term.

people say E here in fl its pretty much a natin wide term i think. and yea i take breaks from smoking to i get bored of it if i do it all the time i dont see how some people smoke so much. these guys i work w/ smoke like 4 schwag blunts a day. first off schwag blows my ball sack second blunts suck because they are to be used w/ schwag. the guys i work w/ dont understand the concept of good weed. and when they do stumble on some good weed they still smoke blunts of it so they think its a waste of money when all they need to do is get a fucking clue and learn how to use a bong i dont even think they know the whole concept of a bong and the slider to be honest w/ you

people say E here in fl its pretty much a natin wide term i think. and yea i take breaks from smoking to i get bored of it if i do it all the time i dont see how some people smoke so much. these guys i work w/ smoke like 4 schwag blunts a day. first off schwag blows my ball sack second blunts suck because they are to be used w/ schwag. the guys i work w/ dont understand the concept of good weed. and when they do stumble on some good weed they still smoke blunts of it so they think its a waste of money when all they need to do is get a fucking clue and learn how to use a bong i dont even think they know the whole concept of a bong and the slider to be honest w/ you

lol, yea i hear ya. I still smoke blunts of dank though lol, not with my weed though. My friend is entrepreneur if you will.....so he makes more than enough and has lots left over for free....so its just like i have it all might as well....

slider and bong = one hitter quitter. but you always take two anyways....personally i like the homemade. 2 liter, metal pen shaft, socket, heat treated for tight seal. Works wonders and is disposable. That was highschool though. Now i just use my sidecar bubbler or just use bats.


lol that reminds me of a couple weekends ago. This chick at my boys house thought she was a super cool stoner type girl. I was laughing at her ignorance. She like promoted it like your only cool if you smoke weed lol. She didnt know how the fuck to use the water bong. So i smoked up what little weed she had showing her how......lol it was great.

blunts are a necessity if you have more than about 3 heads on it. they do use a lot of weed though. but its all good.

blunts are a necessity if you have more than about 3 heads on it. they do use a lot of weed though. but its all good.



For disposablility i would say yes then a blunt is a necessity.

haha reminds me in high school about 5 or 6 years ago me and some buddies were w/ this girl and i was rolling a joint and she had a bg mouth and was stupid. anyways she tried telling me i was rolling the j wrong but i roll badass joints so she was a idiot. anyways this keeps going on a few min and im staying quiet. then finally i just blurted out "BITCH ive dropped more weed then youve smoked". my freinds burst into a uncontrolable state of laughter and i just finish up the joint and the girl looks like she wants to cry and just stays quiet the rest of the day

chop that hoe mayne

I mean sex parties, x is a must.

I'd rather go out and party than fuck on ecstasy. Yeah, it's nice, but I like being around lots of people when I roll.

edit: if you see any blue thumbs up's w/ white specs, then buy a million of them. best pill i've ever had. i got them a few weeks ago and i saw somebody the other night with them, so i'm trying to find them again. they blew away the blue dolphins and the red squirrels/rats. those of you that roll, i'm sure you have probably heard of those last 2 i mentioned. they were big last summer.

where the fuck did you come from man long time. u gunna hang around some more

jspec is like a part time slut.. he gets his AF fix whenever he needs it :smooch:

i think he just browses af whenever hes waiting to get a hard on before he jacks off

I'd rather go out and party than fuck on ecstasy. Yeah, it's nice, but I like being around lots of people when I roll.

edit: if you see any blue thumbs up's w/ white specs, then buy a million of them. best pill i've ever had. i got them a few weeks ago and i saw somebody the other night with them, so i'm trying to find them again. they blew away the blue dolphins and the red squirrels/rats. those of you that roll, i'm sure you have probably heard of those last 2 i mentioned. they were big last summer.


oh yea i know what you mean....i was just saying at a sex party x is a must.....

where the fuck did you come from man long time. u gunna hang around some more

just thought i'd check the site and see what's been going on. what have you been up to?

yo this be sr20 powa bishes


man i haven't done X in years, that shit was superme!

i can't find any locally now, but if any of u got a hook-up in FLA let me know, I'll drive and pay good for quality shit.

muhahahahah

dude dont you live in the miami area?
shit should be hella easy to find

i live in west palm beach, like 70 miles north

I can get it, I just don't really trust the people and don't know what I'm getting, plus I gotta go through some shady hard drug peeps and I've tried to distance myself from that scene the past few years....its just a PITA, i used to have a badass hook-up on that shit, anytime of night but he retired

yo this be sr20 powa bishes


man i haven't done X in years, that shit was superme!

i can't find any locally now, but if any of u got a hook-up in FLA let me know, I'll drive and pay good for quality shit.

muhahahahah
1. you're banned, so take the hint and stay that way.

2. This site is open to 13 year olds and whoever else feels like coming on. While I can't say that they'll specifically target this particular area, that does not mean we are going to disregard things such as drugs, especially talk of where to buy them.

Goodbye, again.