One for the Lady's

YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THE MATH
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs
which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with
you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended
to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the
Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
-Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
that read as follows:

Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54-years-old and by the time you receive this letter, I
will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy.
Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily
appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
into 18. Don't wait up.


The Panda made me do it!!!

Ouch! Me likes! :hehehe: :hehehe: :D

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Looks like Panda's been posting up him and Mrs Panda's dust-ups'
Though Panda never struck me to be as intellegent as a Maths professor



j/p:finger: :silly2:

*rofl*

I LOVE IT! :D :hehe:

HARSH. but funny non the less:flash:

now thats great!

Oh man...yesss

heeard it before .... but good one :hehehe:

same ere heard it b4, surprised more of the Afers haven't .......still a classic though :hehehe::lol2:

Good stuff panda :hehehe: :D