One for the Lady's
"Pandamonium"
07-08-2002, 04:56 PM
YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THE MATH
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs
which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with
you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended
to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the
Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
-Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
that read as follows:
Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54-years-old and by the time you receive this letter, I
will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy.
Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily
appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
into 18. Don't wait up.
The Panda made me do it!!!
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs
which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with
you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended
to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the
Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
-Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
that read as follows:
Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54-years-old and by the time you receive this letter, I
will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy.
Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily
appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
into 18. Don't wait up.
The Panda made me do it!!!
Spec2 Girl
07-08-2002, 05:15 PM
Ouch! Me likes! :hehehe: :hehehe: :D
Ssom
07-08-2002, 06:34 PM
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
Looks like Panda's been posting up him and Mrs Panda's dust-ups'
Though Panda never struck me to be as intellegent as a Maths professor
j/p:finger: :silly2:
Looks like Panda's been posting up him and Mrs Panda's dust-ups'
Though Panda never struck me to be as intellegent as a Maths professor
j/p:finger: :silly2:
speediva
07-09-2002, 12:33 AM
*rofl*
I LOVE IT! :D :hehe:
I LOVE IT! :D :hehe:
tazdev
07-09-2002, 02:57 AM
HARSH. but funny non the less:flash:
TerminalVelocity
07-09-2002, 03:55 AM
now thats great!
Oh man...yesss
Oh man...yesss
Spunkymonkey
07-09-2002, 04:27 AM
heeard it before .... but good one :hehehe:
ragt20
07-09-2002, 07:55 AM
same ere heard it b4, surprised more of the Afers haven't .......still a classic though :hehehe::lol2:
Gonthrax
07-09-2002, 01:00 PM
Good stuff panda :hehehe: :D
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