Training The Dog

There was this bloke who had a dog which he was attempting to train, but alas had very little success. He was on the verge of despair when he happened across a very charismatic American evangelist. He unburdened his soul to the American, who promptly informed him to leave the dog with him, and he would have it trained in a jiffy.
The next day the man returns, and asks how the evangelist got on. The reply was positive, and the evangelist calls the dog to give a demonstration.
Picking up a stick, he throws it and says "Fetch." Instantly the dog takes off, grabs the stick and returns. The evangelist says "Drop" and the dog drops the stick at his feet. "Roll over" and the dog rolls over.
By this time the dog's owner is very excited, and asks if he can have a go.
"Sure," replies the evangelist.
"Heel," says the owner.
And the dog lifts one paw, places it on the man and says, "I command this sickness to leave you..."


The Panda made me do it!!!

*BIG groan* :rolleyes:

:hehehe: :p

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
*BIG groan* :rolleyes:

:hehehe: :p

ditto

shakes head as well

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
*BIG groan* :rolleyes:

:hehehe: :p

Ugggg, pass the cheese wiz :finger:

haha thats pretty funny.......its kinda cute actually

At least it wasn't what I expected :rolleyes:

Who Let the Monkeys Out?!?

That's a good enough reason to log off and head for work:rolleyes:

:D :D :D :D :D

I actually expected something wrong and disturbing, being that the joke was coming from Panda. It was actually an innocent joke. WeIrD? :silly:

Originally posted by |Banchi1O5|
Who Let the Monkeys Out?!?

No one...................yet


THE MONKEY WILL RISE AGAIN!!! :devil:devil:devil:









or not, it's up to Moondog :D:D:D

and I started nothing Spec2girl! Honestly! You can use the :angel: smilie

It was all Moss!

Originally posted by Damien
and I started nothing Spec2girl! Honestly! You can use the :angel: smilie

It was all Moss! No, I do believe it was you! :finger: :devil:



:D

Originally posted by Damien
and I started nothing Spec2girl! Honestly! You can use the :angel: smilie

It was all Moss!

YEAH!!!!!!! It was Moss....uuuhhhh..........Moss4O6Coupe, yeah that guy is one helluva :devil:


I am just an innocent :angel: and worshipper of the MONKEY!!!!!!!

I WANT THAT 15 SECONDS OF MY LIFE BACK!!!!

:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:

uhhh....... panda me doesnt understand

Originally posted by KatWoman
I WANT THAT 15 SECONDS OF MY LIFE BACK!!!!

:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:

Make that another 15 :bloated: :bloated: ...lol