Wedding test
fredjacksonsan
03-24-2006, 10:33 AM
PENDING MARRIAGE
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One day "little"
sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that
she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock
as I watched her go up t he stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and
threw them down the stairs at me. Our eyes locked. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo
and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me
and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little
test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to
the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car........:icon16:
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One day "little"
sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that
she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock
as I watched her go up t he stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and
threw them down the stairs at me. Our eyes locked. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo
and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me
and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little
test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to
the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car........:icon16:
sv650s
03-24-2006, 11:39 AM
nice.......and if this isn't a joke i'd like your sister in law's phone number please:icon16:
Jet-Lee
03-24-2006, 11:46 AM
turtlecrxsi
03-24-2006, 12:03 PM
That is hilarious!
Andydg
03-24-2006, 12:16 PM
LOL that was pretty good, I haven't heard that one before.
BleedDodge
03-24-2006, 12:40 PM
That Michael J. Fox image is pretty funny too.
1986Z28
03-24-2006, 01:30 PM
ahh funny
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