Ethel
tonioseven
03-23-2006, 06:50 PM
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge
around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to
maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one
sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and
some of the males actually joined in. One day, Ethel was speeding up
one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with
his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you
got a license for that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper
and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the
hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird
Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got
proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink
coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "Carry on,
ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door,
Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding Captain
Happy in his hand. "Oh, good grief," said Ethel, "Not the Breathalyzer
again!" :icon16:
around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to
maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one
sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and
some of the males actually joined in. One day, Ethel was speeding up
one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with
his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you
got a license for that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper
and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the
hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird
Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got
proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink
coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "Carry on,
ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door,
Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding Captain
Happy in his hand. "Oh, good grief," said Ethel, "Not the Breathalyzer
again!" :icon16:
thecackster
03-23-2006, 06:53 PM
Good Stuff
Damien
03-23-2006, 06:59 PM
sounds like a blond joke
:grinno:
:grinno:
FlippiN.af
03-23-2006, 07:12 PM
Thats so wrong. :grinno: :lol:
Hobbes
03-23-2006, 07:17 PM
:iagree:
But it's still good. :lol:
But it's still good. :lol:
TerminalVelocity
03-23-2006, 07:44 PM
hahahahahahah, keep em commin!
vinnym86
03-23-2006, 08:06 PM
omg thats terrible...ly funny!
Rally Sport
03-23-2006, 08:13 PM
Haha, thats awesome.
imtheoneandonlyD
03-24-2006, 02:25 AM
in a nursing home....aww man
BleedDodge
03-24-2006, 12:44 PM
That's great.
1986Z28
03-24-2006, 01:28 PM
omg, wow thats funny
highteknology
03-24-2006, 03:50 PM
now that is some funny ish. nice one!
quteasabutton
03-24-2006, 07:48 PM
i hope i never become a crazy old lady like that lol but it is amusing
Knifeblade
03-24-2006, 07:50 PM
:banghead: Tonio, that is a retake on the OLD blonde joke. :wink:
Damien
03-24-2006, 07:52 PM
^i knew it described blondes!!!
XeVeNskyLiNE
03-24-2006, 11:53 PM
Funny, but gross considering they're old folks doing the nasty.
BTW, nursing homes are sad, sad places.
BTW, nursing homes are sad, sad places.
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