Top 10 Things to do to a Geo Metro

i have a 96 green geo metro 4doors


#1 lower your geo
#2 Wider tires
#3 Rims
#4 Tints
#5 A exhaust pipe or whole thing
#6 Exhaust
#7 Paint Job if needed
#8 Sound system
#9 Ground lights
#10 Hyper white lights

#11 Sell it:D

#12 Put a lit-stick of dynamite up the exhaust pipe :D :finger:

Originally posted by kmaniqc
i have a 96 green geo metro 4doors


#1 lower your geo
#2 Wider tires
#3 Rims
#4 Tints
#5 A exhaust pipe or whole thing
#6 Exhaust
#7 Paint Job if needed
#8 Sound system
#9 Ground lights
#10 Hyper white lights

here is my list of things to do
#1 Crash it in a river
#2 Kill yourself for having one
Thankyou

Heres My Top Ten List To Do With A Metro

#10 Drive it into a tree and leave it there

#9 Crash into someone on purpose in a parking lot and get more money for insurance than the car's worth

#8 Melt it and use the aluminum so make bats to beat people up

#7 Use it for illegal activity because nobody would rob a bank in a metro

#6 Use the three cylinders to make a bong out of

#5 Drive it off a cliff

#4 Run into a brick wall with it

#3 Drive it into the side of a mall and leave it there

#2 Drive to your job at McDonalds with it

#1 Kill yourself for owning one

#1. Rebadge it with Ferrari emblems and hope nobody notices the difference.

#2. Put a big "Powered by Mattel" banner on the windshield.

#3. Dump it in the ocean to create a tiny habitat for sealife.

#4. Put it on top of your trash cans to keep the raccoons out of the rubbish.

#5. Drop a V8 in the back... the ULTIMATE sleeper.

#6. Throw it away when it runs out of gas.

#7. Crash it into a pebble and leave it there.

#8. Dissassemble it and reassemble it inside a big glass bottle. Then put it on your mantle.

#9. Free the hampsters and then kick it off a cliff.

#10. Nothing. It'll fall apart in a few days.

Originally posted by ci5ic
#1. Rebadge it with Ferrari emblems and hope nobody notices the difference.

#2. Put a big "Powered by Mattel" banner on the windshield.

#3. Dump it in the ocean to create a tiny habitat for sealife.

#4. Put it on top of your trash cans to keep the raccoons out of the rubbish.

#5. Drop a V8 in the back... the ULTIMATE sleeper.

#6. Throw it away when it runs out of gas.

#7. Crash it into a pebble and leave it there.

#8. Dissassemble it and reassemble it inside a big glass bottle. Then put it on your mantle.

#9. Free the hampsters and then kick it off a cliff.

#10. Nothing. It'll fall apart in a few days.
yesss, this is good

But I say, make it into a rally mobile, with a much better engine, youll be a sleeper for damn sure, and youll be able to do lawn jobs like no other!

#1 lower your geo.
#2 lower your ego

#1: cut off the front end and use the car as a UHaul trailer
#2: attach an old lawnmower to the back and cut your grass
#3: attach a few chainsaws and turn it into a battlebot
#4: rip off the rear hatch, and turn it into a dog house
#5: use the motor as a sewing machine (oh wait, I think it is)
#6: pour some sugar in the gas tank, and voila! Sugar Coated Pistons! :licker:
#7: worlds most transportable power generator for power outages
#8: 4 wheeled motorcycle
#9: a monster truck's bitch
#10:Two words - "Golf Cart"

:flipa:

Listen to all the little car snobs tell another small car owner their super advice. Get your Hondas and your Fieros lined up. Crash 'em. Then pay attention to the guy with the question. He'll probably be your mechanic someday. If you don't want to help him stay out of it.

Pontiac {GTO Judges aside} never ruled the road and still doesn't. Honda windshields bust in hail storms. And Suzuki makes motorcycles with more HP than Honda cars. A snob in a little car is like a cop who bitches about a kids hotrod Ford. He can't fix one but he knows whats wrong with it.

GEO's perform well to ignition updates. The distributor has only three connection points leaving lots of room inside to avoid arking of high performance coil discharges. HP Coils are a low cost way to really help any car perform. Compression blows the spark off even with OEM HED ignition systems. I ain't too crazy about the standard oil pressure pumps on any small car engine. 60 pounds pressure at the mains keep start up scalding to a minimum. Also the increased ring seal from the oil pressure at the piston equates better compression. Cheap turbo almost.

Thirdly. Always be certain the fuel filter is clear. Located under the car next to the tank like it is it ain't easy to change. But a new one will last quite a while {they are huge}.

And the engine and drivetrain from a Saturn Four cylinder could drop right in. Look in the local junkyard for some interesting possiblities.

Lastly go to : http://www.turbodyne.com . Remember Cadillac invented this idea first so it may not be rediculous.

metros blow

yea they suck soo bad its unbelievable, why would u waste a peeny on them tryint o make one beter

i prefer dodge stealths

Intega14, I would'nt talk shit about a car I can't afford. You're 14 right? GO ride your scooter.


I'm just jokin, don't take it serious :D

my dad had a geo for a couple years...holy crap he hit the whole Noahs Ark with that car, and yes if anyone does own a geo, crash it please!:flipa:

Well put digituner! Isn't it amazing how well ignorance and arrogance go together? (we have good proof of that in this thread!)
Once again we have people forming biased opinions about cars they have never owned, and have probably never even driven.

FIRST AND FOREMOST, ALL THE RICERS WHO ARE DISSING THE METRO BECAUSE IT'S DOMESTIC-GET AN EDUCATION!!!
The Metro is a Suzuki that is distributed by Chevy with nothing Chevy in it but the Chevy symbols. The 4 cylinder model is ALL SUZUKI!
See Suzuki Swift if your doubting me.
Just because a car has a name on it doesn't mean that's what it is.
Do your research before opening your mouth stupid.

BTW the Geo Prizm is a Corolla.

1 rip the seats out and have sex in it
2 rip the seats out and have sex in it
3 rip the seats out and have sex in it
4 rip the seats out and have sex in it
5 rip the seats out and have sex in it
6 rip the seats out and have sex in it
7 rip the seats out and have sex in it
8 rip the seats out and have sex in it
9 is there anything smaller to bake out!
10 its better than being homeless!!! lol

HEHEH take it apart and use the part to scratchbuild stuff for ur model car:flipa:

1. Let the throttle stick on it in park untill she blows
2. Take one off roading untill it gets stuck
3. Do serious Metro Mods:finger: :hehe:
4. Tub It out
5. Put Fake Hoodscoops on it
6. Race a Pony and get OWNED
7. Put NOS stickers on it
8. Got to put a "fear this" sticker on the back window
9. Homeless persons best friend
10. Lower it

Id put a match in the gas tank.

I take that back id mod the hell out of it and race ppl and that would bring there self asteem way down if they got beat.

if i got beat by a geo in my gst eclipse id sell it

i owned a geo. Its the worst piece of shit ive ever owned. I had it for less than a 4 months and it broke down costing me 300 in parts and 100 in labor.After that it broke down again a month later from a completely unrelated part. Id had enough and i chunked it.
The car had around 75k and only 1 previous owner. :/
I always liked when i mashed down the peddle trying my hardest to weave my way into traffic and waiting like 5 minutes for me to get up to 45mph. :thefinger
Geos suck. :thumbsdow

Geo's are easy to make fast and cool. all you have to do is give it v-tekh and type r shoulder pads. :screwy:

Seriously, what is up with all the haters, i own a metro and i think its fine, and its by far not the slowest, i know of many cars whos lost to me many times. My motto is "Work with what you've got" . and it just so happens i have a geo, and i like it, all yall quit being haters. If you dont have something good to post, then dont post.

ctick-I was just jokin around, my love goes out to the geos :smokin:

Actually guys now that I think about it, there was a cruise at the "blackberry festival" a couple months ago and I saw a geo with a 350 in it. Holy shit i bet that car was fast, Tino, I bet that would beat your GST :evillol:

I have one thing to say. DOMESTICS RULE the ony exception is the supra and the S4 just because there freakin awsome. But If u have metro then u should just keep it the way it is because ur mods are going ten times the amount of the car.