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:banghead: Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I found a Evo 3 GT turbo with less than 500 miles on it 345 shipped! I was going to buy it, but no today I find out that not only is prom going to fuck my car over lol. That 350 is now going to go towards bloody prom.... Whatever. :shakehead it's $240 for a couple, lets also not forget that I have to pay for my tux, stupid flower thingy for my GF, and the worst part of it is, WE ARE GOING TO GAME WORKS for post prom. :screwy: We went last year, fucking blowed, everyone was asleep in the car cock pit dealy, by 1:15, no one was playing games. This year it we are going on a boat for the dance, but fucking faggot school raises the price so we don't have to go to game works for longer than an hour, at 12:30 we can catch buses back to skool.


BLAH!:banghead: I can't belive its going to cost more money to leave, then to stay. there goes my turbo project for awhile, I just took off the manifold, bought a FPR, and fixing the leak. :nono: Who would ever have thought that prom would = a TURBO :mad: I still need to buy a driver side axel, boost gauge, and a bloody turbo.

:uhoh: Sure I will go, no matter how much I complain, it's senior year, but damn man, I was | | that close of getting a new turbo.

Chewbacca would be turning over in his grave if he saw this. :cwm27:

wow...My prom is like $30 for a couple

I remembere last summer when I had $700 to spend on a new turbo, but before I had my DSM down for a few days I needed to get my 97 elanta in good driving condition, so I put a new cam chain in it, forgot to set the timming and bent the intake valves and cracked the guides. $780 later I had a new cylinder head on my $1,500 elantra.

pfft It was such a steal on the turbo though =\

Holy hell, prom for you guys is expensive! Tickets are $34 a couple here ($17 for me, fuck the stupid hoes up here) and getting a tux and stuff for $85 isnt uncommon at all.

I think my prom cost $50, that's horrible your school charges that much. I would have found the money to do both even if it required borrowing money from uncle Escibar up over in Jersey.

that's an expensive turbo, but the fun and memories of a prom > turbo

well, we are on a boat, on lake michigan, there is like 700 of us, so that is likea huge profit, im sure there is more than 700, gameworks, sucks my wang, coach buses, plus the dinner on the boat, I am actually debating if I should paint a tux or not on my body. lol

300 bucks fora turbo? thats cheap =P

please dont paint one on, thats just grose

I borrow my dad tux :grinyes: ! save me some money there. I go because it was my senior year. I think I pay $30 for both of us, and $30-$40 for pix( it not my ideal !!). But any way have fun man!!

Prom is fun and worth the money for the memories. We went on the water for our prom, too. Don't paint your tux, that would be gay.

OT: English>you. At least your posts are funny, though :).

Prom is fun and worth the money for the memories. We went on the water for our prom, too. Don't paint your tux, that would be gay.

OT: English>you. At least your posts are funny, though :).
whose are? I agree prom is worth the money, but, I dunno.... I think prom memories are more post, post prom, sleep over at a friends house, the next day going to great america lol, nothing like going on Raging Bull in the front row, on 2 hours sleep lol, I just want a bigger turbo =)

tux t-shirt $5 (thrift store)
no pants free
telling your girlfriend to pony up some damn money...priceless
now you have a turbo.

tux t-shirt $5 (thrift store)
no pants free
telling your girlfriend to pony up some damn money...priceless
now you have a turbo.


Hmmm, I like your thinking:rofl:

lol yeah, prom is expencive... the only reason i'm going to because its senior year... and my girl wants to go... but heres the catch... SHE is paying, because shes proud of me, and "really apreatiates all the nice things i've done for her" so... where did you find this turbo???:iceslolan

J/k

Prom was pretty gay I though... Never got laid during prom like you see in the movies. All in all, it was pretty boring... Although I did see a kitchen go up in flames last year when I attended a prom that I wasn't even supposed to be at... :grinno:

My prom was $200 for tickets. My tux was $180 or so, but I got it for free for being a rep for the tux place. I was supposed to pass out these flyers and everything else. I dumped the box behind the dumpster when I walked out, and got the tux for free.

I needed a good ride (and since I didn't have mine), I was going to take my parents 02 Monte Carlo. My mom didn't want me to take the Monte Carlo downtown, so she paid for a limo. Sweet deal.

Then I ended up getting dumped at prom and was home before 1:00, but that's a different story. Mistakes were made (like taking the bitch to begin with), but it made me a better person.

Then I ended up getting dumped at prom and was home before 1:00, but that's a different story. Mistakes were made (like taking the bitch to begin with), but it made me a better person.
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?


:iceslolan

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?


:iceslolan

lol amazing quote right there

OT: English>you. At least your posts are funny, though :smile:.

I literally fell on the floor laughing at that shit. What a thread.

turbo>prom :iceslolan

fuck prom :licka:

turbo>prom :iceslolan

fuck prom :licka:
:iamwithst
prom: 1 night, turbo: many nights of racing, tell that ho to get a job (besides being a ho) and get you some money.

The only reason I am going to prom is because I wont be able to do it again. The only group I can go in is the one with that girl I liked around Christmas that just stopped acknowledging me. So if I dont have enough ill will towards her, she now likes one of my good friends. So not only do I get to go to prom by myself again, but I have to see her fuckin skank ass hanging on my friends all night long. Theres three options for a prom date now, one with that same group, and two others. The girl that I would be in the same group with is the little sister of a girl that kinda cheated on her boyfriend with me (long and fucked up story that ended in her not talking to me anymore, funny thing is the two closest things to a girl friend I have ever had both randomly stopped talking to me one day and they both had the same first name) so that is a bit weird and nothing would come of it. Theres one girl I dont really know that well, but shes really fun to be around. The other one is one of my best friends, but in a deep 2 year relationship and she transferred from my school this year. Cant wait for college, up here all the good ones are taken and the rest aren't for a reason.

EDIT: Atleast I have the new love of my life, the DSM. DSM's cant fight back when you hump them and never could talk in the first place. :lol:

I'm going with my ex's ex-best friend. She is her ex-best freind because of me:lol: what women wont do for a man:screwy:

Hey thor, you sound a little EMO. You need to hide that shit from those women. Treat them like crap, and they will love you forever!!! At least until you marry one, then your gotta treat em right :icon16:

A wise man once said, if it has tits or tires you're going to have trouble with it

A wise man once said, if it has tits or tires you're going to have trouble with it


Another wise man (ice cube :lol: ) said "treat em like a prostitute".

:lol: I'm not crying over if thats what you mean ;). Just showing that the only reason I am going is because of it being the last one, not for some girl.

:lol: I'm not crying over if thats what you mean ;). Just showing that the only reason I am going is because of it being the last one, not for some girl.

OKAAAAYYYYY;) I still think proms suck though. Aaron will be thinking about that turbo while he is dancing with some chick, prolly step all over her toes :rofl:

:iceslolan OKAAAAYYYYY;) I still think proms suck though. Aaron will be thinking about that turbo while he is dancing with some chick, prolly step all over her toes :rofl:



Word... The sooner I get that turbo, the sooner YOU get your turbo, I haven't forgtten about our deal, Even though the fittings got lost somewhere, but, my word is my word, I will be thinking about a turbo while I am dancing with my girlfriend, and other peoples girlfriend, Elliott called me tell me there is a 300 buck turbo back exhaust, I wanted to punch him in the balls :banghead:

:iceslolan



Word... The sooner I get that turbo, the sooner YOU get your turbo, I haven't forgtten about our deal, Even though the fittings got lost somewhere, but, my word is my word, I will be thinking about a turbo while I am dancing with my girlfriend, and other peoples girlfriend, Elliott called me tell me there is a 300 buck turbo back exhaust, I wanted to punch him in the balls :banghead:
Is your shit still leaky?? I can whip out some more of those fittings if you need. You never said anything, I figured you were disgruntled or something. Hit me up with a PM or something if you want.

Agreed I dunno why it works, but if u treat girls like shit....they like it. The meaner u are the more they like u, obviously gotta know where to draw the line u cant make em cry, but they dig that shit! Stupid broads! :screwy:

Prom is great memories (well the afterparty is) I had some wack proms...but I will never forget them.

Prom=turbo
Prom+ass>turbo

Go to prom and dont regret it, u can always get a turbo but u can only go to prom a few times.

Thats my Dr. Phil speech for the day!

Now rock out with your cock out and pound some ass in honor of DSM's :iceslolan

My math > your math ;)

Prom + alcohol(ass/cock) = diapers :icon16:

Turbo > diapers!!!!!!!

My math > your math ;)

Prom + alcohol(ass/cock) = diapers :icon16:

Turbo > diapers!!!!!!!



LOLOLOLOLLO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Drunk horny girl > turbo - short term
turbo > drunk horny girl - long term

WEAR A RUBBER = no diapers

I dunno flip a coin :2cents:

Drunk horny girl > turbo - short term
turbo > drunk horny girl - long term

WEAR A RUBBER = no diapers

I dunno flip a coin :2cents:


What's a rubber :eek: :evillol: :naughty: Oh wait I remember....maybe that's why I have 3 kids :cwm27:

What's a rubber :eek: :evillol: :naughty: Oh wait I remember....maybe that's why I have 3 kids :cwm27:
:lol:



Thou shalt wrap it up. :icon16:

You only have prom memories if you do something memorable :). I like the no pants idea.

If you want a funny internet video, go to www.ifilm.com and search for "bitch please" I'd post a link but the internet at this client site sucks.

Now thats how it's done.

Turbo > Prom. You might ride a girl that night but you can ride your DSM whenever you want.

I haven't heard this many good analogies for awhile.

Chuck Norris has to use special titanium alloy condoms because his spear would roundhouse kick through the latex with ease

hahaha wtf BITCH PLEASE, damn that was a long vid

who wants to donate a turbo to me =P