Another Joke
curious
07-07-2002, 06:18 PM
One day, three men were hiking and
unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent
river.
They needed to get to the other side,
but had no idea of how to do so.
The first man prayed to God, saying,
"Please God, give me the strength to cross this
river."
Poof!
God gave him big arms and strong legs, and
he was able to swim across the river in about two hours,
after almost drowning a couple of times.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God,
saying, "Please God, give me the strength and
the tools to cross this river."
Poof!
God gave him a rowboat and
he was able to row across the river in about an hour,
after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.
The third man had seen how this worked out for
the other two, so he also prayed to God saying,
"Please God, give me the strength and the tools
and the intelligence to cross this river."
And poof!
God turned him into a woman.
She looked at the map,
hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards,
and then walked across the bridge.
:D :D
unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent
river.
They needed to get to the other side,
but had no idea of how to do so.
The first man prayed to God, saying,
"Please God, give me the strength to cross this
river."
Poof!
God gave him big arms and strong legs, and
he was able to swim across the river in about two hours,
after almost drowning a couple of times.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God,
saying, "Please God, give me the strength and
the tools to cross this river."
Poof!
God gave him a rowboat and
he was able to row across the river in about an hour,
after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.
The third man had seen how this worked out for
the other two, so he also prayed to God saying,
"Please God, give me the strength and the tools
and the intelligence to cross this river."
And poof!
God turned him into a woman.
She looked at the map,
hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards,
and then walked across the bridge.
:D :D
darkness
07-07-2002, 07:07 PM
oh haha.
I'm surprised the woman then didn't start complaining that hiking boots hurt her feet or how dirty the forest was.:p
I'm surprised the woman then didn't start complaining that hiking boots hurt her feet or how dirty the forest was.:p
Damien
07-07-2002, 07:48 PM
Yeah that's a good one, but I heard it with three blondes.
Three blondes where stuck on an island and they wanted to get off.
Well, they found a Magic Lamp and the genie said he'd grant eacxh one of them a wish.
The first one said I wish I was smart enough to figure how to get off this island. The genie turned her into a red head and she swam off.
The second one said I wished I was smarted than her and find a way off. The genie turned her into a brunette and she built a boat and paddle to shore.
The third one said that she wich she was smarter then all of them and wanted to find a way off. The genie turned her into a boy and she walked over the bridge.
Three blondes where stuck on an island and they wanted to get off.
Well, they found a Magic Lamp and the genie said he'd grant eacxh one of them a wish.
The first one said I wish I was smart enough to figure how to get off this island. The genie turned her into a red head and she swam off.
The second one said I wished I was smarted than her and find a way off. The genie turned her into a brunette and she built a boat and paddle to shore.
The third one said that she wich she was smarter then all of them and wanted to find a way off. The genie turned her into a boy and she walked over the bridge.
Ando_Rules
07-07-2002, 10:47 PM
haha lol thats a good one curious hehe
YellowMaranello
07-07-2002, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by Damien
Yeah that's a good one, but I heard it with three blondes.
Three blondes where stuck on an island and they wanted to get off.
Well, they found a Magic Lamp and the genie said he'd grant eacxh one of them a wish.
The first one said I wish I was smart enough to figure how to get off this island. The genie turned her into a red head and she swam off.
The second one said I wished I was smarted than her and find a way off. The genie turned her into a brunette and she built a boat and paddle to shore.
The third one said that she wich she was smarter then all of them and wanted to find a way off. The genie turned her into a boy and she walked over the bridge.
I like that one better.:cool: :smoker:
Yeah that's a good one, but I heard it with three blondes.
Three blondes where stuck on an island and they wanted to get off.
Well, they found a Magic Lamp and the genie said he'd grant eacxh one of them a wish.
The first one said I wish I was smart enough to figure how to get off this island. The genie turned her into a red head and she swam off.
The second one said I wished I was smarted than her and find a way off. The genie turned her into a brunette and she built a boat and paddle to shore.
The third one said that she wich she was smarter then all of them and wanted to find a way off. The genie turned her into a boy and she walked over the bridge.
I like that one better.:cool: :smoker:
Ando_Rules
07-08-2002, 12:34 PM
lol ya damien's is funnier lol hehe:D
Damien
07-08-2002, 02:40 PM
YEAH!!! I'M FUNNIER!!! :flipa::devil::devil:
I'll still leave the joke telling to curious and tazdev. :D
I'll still leave the joke telling to curious and tazdev. :D
TerminalVelocity
07-08-2002, 02:43 PM
hahahahah, second is sooo true ;)
Damien
07-08-2002, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by TerminalVelocity
hahahahah, second is sooo true ;)
Second joke or the second statement I made? :confused:
hahahahah, second is sooo true ;)
Second joke or the second statement I made? :confused:
"Pandamonium"
07-08-2002, 04:48 PM
Second joke.:p :p
The Panda believes the second joke to be the Truth!!!
:hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :devil: :devil:
The Panda believes the second joke to be the Truth!!!
:hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :devil: :devil:
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