Lost wives...
tonioseven
03-21-2006, 10:14 PM
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence! I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The first old
guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"
The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?" To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look
for yours."
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The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence! I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The first old
guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"
The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?" To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look
for yours."
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eversio11
03-21-2006, 10:17 PM
Theres nothing funnier than two old guys double teaming a trophy wife.
Ralliart 3000gt
03-21-2006, 10:19 PM
Sorry 27 sounds a little old for my tast.
sv650s
03-21-2006, 10:25 PM
waitin for the paint to dry again tonio? cos you need to buy a tv dude.......
TerminalVelocity
03-21-2006, 10:30 PM
hsahahahahahahhsahHHHHHhahaH!h1h1h!1!!!!1!!!!!!
thats good stuff man! :lol:!
thats good stuff man! :lol:!
tonioseven
03-21-2006, 10:34 PM
waitin for the paint to dry again tonio? cos you need to buy a tv dude.......
:lol: I actually am!! This MR-2 is giving me fits!:banghead: It's probably gonna turn out alright but I needed a break from it!:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
:lol: I actually am!! This MR-2 is giving me fits!:banghead: It's probably gonna turn out alright but I needed a break from it!:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
vinnym86
03-21-2006, 10:38 PM
lol, that's real good.
cheers to boredom
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cheers to boredom
:cheers:
Vitamin J
03-21-2006, 10:56 PM
laugh out loud
93rollaracer
03-21-2006, 11:01 PM
You stole that one from Tenacious D didn't you?
imtheoneandonlyD
03-22-2006, 12:11 AM
hehe, tonio always amazes me.
Damien
03-22-2006, 12:15 AM
hm...27 :naughty:
tonioseven
03-22-2006, 12:24 AM
You stole that one from Tenacious D didn't you?
Not that I'm aware of; I know of Tenacious D but that's about as far as I go with them. I have other sources:evillol:
Not that I'm aware of; I know of Tenacious D but that's about as far as I go with them. I have other sources:evillol:
clawhammer
03-22-2006, 12:53 AM
:rofl:
Tony Stewart Fan
03-22-2006, 11:28 AM
Haha. that was great.
beef_bourito
03-22-2006, 09:32 PM
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off... but not really. it gave me a good chuckle, i had heard it before that's why but it's a good one.
FlippiN.af
03-22-2006, 09:47 PM
:thumbsup: Great joke. :lol:
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