Okey, here is a question.

How do bats shit? Like when do they do it. Do they do it while they are flying (which would be like us shitting while we are walking), or do they do it while they are upside down and let that shit run down their backs?

I don't know, you tell me.

Thats random as hell.

Thats random as hell.

yeah well me and my friend are in a debate about it. so i want some answer peoples

im think they release in the air.

:wtf:

are you sure? 20 bux is riding on the corerct answer.

http://www.sdreader.com/php/ma_show.php?id=010898B

But just this once we'll humor her and make a call to Bat Conservation International in Austin, Texas, experts on all things batty. So, we asked, how does all that bat poop end up on the bottom of the cave when the poop-making machinery points up? We find out right away, it's rough to generalize about bats. There are more than 950 species of the mammals worldwide, and they're pretty independent thinkers. But yes, they do spend at least some hours each day roosting upside down, and yes, they do poop. But their secret is, they don't do those two things at the same time. Bats sometimes go to the bathroom on the wing, so that's no problem. When they're snoozing in their roosts-- a cave, a tree, an attic and nature calls, they flip themselves right-side up, fire away, then flip back again. Most bats have a "thumb" along the top edge of their wings that can grip a roost as well as their feet can. And if you think pooping is tough, consider giving birth upside down. Many bats do that too. I won't run down the usual list of misconceptions about bats. Maybe you'll see the fuzzy flyers in a different light when you know that they help pollinate the blue agave from which we get tequila.

thanks dustin! thats interesting. now i need to figure why chicks put it on their eyes "an ingerdient in mascara.

Yeah, i just browed google. Im that bored.

i did too, but didn't come up with that page.

Just typed in "How do bats poop"

Bat guano mines are a multi million dollar industry. If you research it, you will find it is used for alot of things.

Fish scales are used in makeup, why not bat guano???:screwy:

YES! And the 20 dollors is mine, haha thnx!

BTW, im a guy. I just have a girl as an avatar..

YES! And the 20 dollors is mine, haha thnx!

BTW, im a guy. I just have a girl as an avatar..

Where is my cut??

okey then, i'll give you 10 kudos. Do you take COD or should I just get a Kudos order.

they poo when they're just hanging there too. that's how it ends up several feet deep inside their caves. icky..

and another thing. if they put bat poo in makeup, maybe some women will start wearing less. maybe.

Hahahahaha thats true, theres nothing worse than a good looking girl with 10 pounds of make up on!

I think we should hit up Revlon or who ever with this idea.

your a dude with a chick avatar......:gay:

har. har har.. no kudos for you.

it's ok i'm a dude with a chick avatar too. stupid AF people, it took them over a year to figure out that i was really just posing as a girl all this time! :screwy:

it's ok i'm a dude with a chick avatar too. stupid AF people, it took them over a year to figure out that i was really just posing as a girl all this time! :screwy:

Yeah, that's true. But atleast dpsayz put a semi-attractive woman as his avatar. :eek:

^nice :grinyes:

yeah, i was distracted by his avatar. what's this thread about again???

Hahaha. It was a question about how bats shit, upsidedown or while they fly. Which has been answered now.

Truth be told I've had this avatar since I started a long time ago, but if you know anything about Japanese pop culture, or anime, you'd know who it is in a heart beat.

Well.. anyone? 10 kudos to who ever gets it haha. (I think we should keep this thread as random as can be.)

Hahaha. It was a question about how bats shit, upsidedown or while they fly. Which has been answered now.

Truth be told I've had this avatar since I started a long time ago, but if you know anything about Japanese pop culture, or anime, you'd know who it is in a heart beat.

Well.. anyone? 10 kudos to who ever gets it haha. (I think we should keep this thread as random as can be.)

*HIJACK ALERT*sorry, i know nothing of the sort, but throw this to you instead. can bats poo in their hands, and throw it in a festive manner? like a monkey?

i'll give 10 chocolate kudo bars to whoever guesses where that's from. i'll give you a hint, he's Dane Cook.

Yeah, that's true. But atleast dpsayz put a semi-attractive woman as his avatar. :eek:




:cwm27:

Oh man we're fucked.

lol okey, hijacks are welcome, thats cool i suppose. But where is the challenge, i don't even get what your asking for when you said who said it.

It was the skit where he was talking about how i'd be cool to have one of those monkies at home so that he could have a shit war with. And went on about how he'd fight in his living room when he walked through the door lol.

Am I right?

lol why are you fucked?

And vinnym86, thats Hunter S Thompson as your avatar right?

congratulations, 10 chocolate kudos for the skit

yeah, Hunter S. Thompson. He's become a sort of idol for me. i'm not saying i'm some idiot groupie, worshipping him and trying to immitate his style of thought and writing. He intrigues me, his works are really something else. and to understand his mind is like looking at the world for the first time in a new light. it just clicked for me, i think a lot, thats all.

RIP 2/20/05 : "Too wierd to live, too rare to die"

haha its all good. I did alot of studying about him in class, and read the book fear and loathing in las vegas. Crazy stuff man. I really like their abstracticity (sp/real word?) too. And Ralph Steadman's pictures to go with it just made it that much greater.

In otherwords, theres no shame in that. And the way he went was really the only way he could have gone.

*HIJACK ALERT*sorry, i know nothing of the sort, but throw this to you instead. can bats poo in their hands, and throw it in a festive manner? like a monkey?

i'll give 10 chocolate kudo bars to whoever guesses where that's from. i'll give you a hint, he's Dane Cook.
Nice one vinny, I :lol:ed on that one. :D

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Okey dokey, I want to keep this thread going as long as possible lol. So there!

75 bands, lets name them all.

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WTH is that dude?

Okey dokey, I want to keep this thread going as long as possible lol. So there!

75 bands, lets name them all.

major repost! i think it was toksin or swigz who posted this a while back

edit: and yeah, what's that gotta do with flying poo? i thought the hunter s thompson was a bitt off topic, but this is a slap on the forehead

DAMMIT haha. fine then nvm. I just found it a day ago.

Thinking of the king kong in the pic makes me glad gorillas don't fling poo.

Thinking of the king kong in the pic makes me glad gorillas don't fling poo.

:lol:

You think he will lock this one too? Got something against poo?!?!??! J/K I am LMAO, and I am not sure if it is because I just typed poo for the 100th time, or because it is 1:30 am and I have to work tommorrow. :rofl:

esp gorillas that big, that would be like vw bus sized shit!

who would lock what? This thread is really just about shit anyways..

We started poo in another thread and got it locked. :( :sorry: Now keep up the shit talking. :D

lol.

how did that thread get locked, but the two spam threads r still open?

locked.

happy now?

:)