Prank Suggestions Wanted

One of my co-workers is out of town on vacation, and I need ideas of what I can do to his desk. Nothing permanent, and nothing rated R. His computer is fair game...

Ideas? :devil:

Turn the drawer in his desk upside down, so when he opens them, all the contents fall on the ground, if the drawers can't do that, then stuff them with those springy snakes, still a classic!

Put Vasoline ointment on the earpiece of the phone.

Plug up the holes on the phone handset transmitter so no one can hear him.

Unplug the phone handset cord and just let it sit in the hole in the phone, so when he answers it, the cord comes flying out.

Put a whoppie cushion inside of the seat padding if possible, always a good laugh!

Put someone elses name plate on his desk.

load the 'wild mouse' software into his hard drive:devil:
the slightest touch of the mouse will cause the cursor to skid uncontrollably across the screen:D

take all the ink things out of his pens, break the tips off his pencils, steal his erasers, put gay porn on his desk top. :D

reset his homepage....

http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/

caution...turn the sound right down if you haven't seen this before!
exercise discretion when opening this site!

put some adhesive on the finger grips of his pens, put some kinky items of clothing (Or anything you would use in bondage) on his desk with a card saying love (Insert female name here) but Mr T's last idea is the best by far !!!!!!:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: