The MAN Chuck Norris
Drifty
03-15-2006, 10:53 AM
MNcarfan
03-15-2006, 11:08 AM
Its still funny
aznxthuggie
03-15-2006, 01:31 PM
yea reposted a rediculous amount of times but i still find some of them funny
fredjacksonsan
03-15-2006, 01:37 PM
That's a new one on me....pretty good.
imtheoneandonlyD
03-15-2006, 03:10 PM
Ah, good old chuck norris facts. Gotta love'em
directory
03-15-2006, 03:52 PM
what started all of this non-sense?
and does chuck know?
and if he didn't...who was the poor soul that had to tell him?
and does chuck know?
and if he didn't...who was the poor soul that had to tell him?
sv650s
03-15-2006, 03:59 PM
what started all of this non-sense?
and does chuck know?
and if he didn't...who was the poor soul that had to tell him?
he does and he loves them, he was even on a tv show reading them out and he made his own up.
me i suck at them, this is the best i could come up with. " the police don't go around shooting people because first they wanna check if the person knows chuck norris"
and does chuck know?
and if he didn't...who was the poor soul that had to tell him?
he does and he loves them, he was even on a tv show reading them out and he made his own up.
me i suck at them, this is the best i could come up with. " the police don't go around shooting people because first they wanna check if the person knows chuck norris"
G-man422
03-15-2006, 04:01 PM
I love Chuck Norris.
Damien
03-15-2006, 04:53 PM
I love Chuck Norris.
:greddy2:
:greddy2:
KustmAce
03-15-2006, 06:23 PM
Chuck Norris is actually the 3rd person these "facts" have been about. First I saw was Vin Diesel, then it was Mr. T.
G-man422
03-15-2006, 06:24 PM
:greddy2:
:uhoh:
:uhoh:
SLoe
03-16-2006, 08:52 PM
I never really cared much for Chuck, or Seagal for that matter.
Rally Sport
03-16-2006, 08:54 PM
Chuck Norris is actually the 3rd person these "facts" have been about. First I saw was Vin Diesel, then it was Mr. T.
Really? I thought it was the other way around..
Really? I thought it was the other way around..
-Davo
03-16-2006, 10:27 PM
Not only is this a repost, but a -Davo repost from like 2 months ago, which the thread, entitled "The Truth About Chuck Norris" is voted the 2nd single most best thread in AutomotiveForums.com history, as voted by yours truely.
deadbolt_35
03-16-2006, 10:39 PM
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
this one is new to me...it's my new favorite
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
this one is new to me...it's my new favorite
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
beef_bourito
03-17-2006, 12:16 AM
i like some of the math ones, imkind of a geek i guess, i just enjoy math and science. "chuck norris can divide by 0" "chuck norris counted to infinity... twice" "Mr T pitied the imaginary number i into the set of all real numbers"
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
according to the theory of relativity, chuck norris can actually kick your ass back to last week
chuck norris doesn't teabag women, he potato sacks them
when chuck norris and lance armstrong had a manliness contest by comparing their number of testicles, chuck norris won by 5
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
according to the theory of relativity, chuck norris can actually kick your ass back to last week
chuck norris doesn't teabag women, he potato sacks them
when chuck norris and lance armstrong had a manliness contest by comparing their number of testicles, chuck norris won by 5
G-man422
03-17-2006, 07:32 AM
"chuck norris counted to infinity... twice"
Thats my favorite one. lol
Thats my favorite one. lol
MNcarfan
03-17-2006, 02:11 PM
Oh Chuck
2.2 Straight six
03-17-2006, 02:21 PM
MNcarfan
03-17-2006, 02:23 PM
Thats awesome
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