Note from a son...
tonioseven
03-14-2006, 05:03 PM
A Father Passing By His Son's Bedroom Was Astonished To See The Bed Was Nicely Made And Everything Was Picked Up.
Then He Saw An Envelope Propped Up Prominently On The Center Of The Bed.
It Was Addressed,
"dad"
With The Worst Premonition, He Opened The Envelope And Read The
Letter With Trembling Hands:
“dear Dad,
It Is With Great Regret And Sorrow That I'm Writing This. I Had To Elope With My New Girlfriend Because I Wanted To Avoid A Scene With Mom And You.
I've Been Finding Real Passion With Barbara And She Is So Nice Even
With All Her Piercing, Tattoos, And Her Tight Motorcycle Clothes.
But It's Not Only The Passion, Dad - She's Pregnant And Barbara
Assures Me That We Will Be Very Happy.
Even Though You Don't Care For Her Since She Is So Much Older Than I Am, She Already Owns A Trailer In The Woods And Has A Stack Of Firewood Enough For The Whole Winter.
She Wants To Have Many More Children With Me And That's Now One Of My Dreams Too. Barbara Taught Me That Marijuana Doesn't Really Hurt Anyone And We'll Be Growing It For Ourselves And Trading It With Her Friends For All The Cocaine And Ecstasy We Need. In The Meantime, We Pray That Science Will Find A Cure For Aids So That Barbara Can Get Better; She Sure Deserves It!!
Don't Worry, Dad, I'm 15 Years Old Now And I Know How To Take Care Of Myself. Someday I'm Sure We'll Be Back To Visit So You Can Get To Know Your Grandchildren.
Your Son, John
P.s. Dad, None Of This Is True. I'm Over At Billy's House.
I Just Wanted To Remind You That There Are Worse Things In Life
Than My Report Card Which Is In My Desk Center Drawer.
I Love You!”
Ps: Call Me When It's Safe To Come Home.
Then He Saw An Envelope Propped Up Prominently On The Center Of The Bed.
It Was Addressed,
"dad"
With The Worst Premonition, He Opened The Envelope And Read The
Letter With Trembling Hands:
“dear Dad,
It Is With Great Regret And Sorrow That I'm Writing This. I Had To Elope With My New Girlfriend Because I Wanted To Avoid A Scene With Mom And You.
I've Been Finding Real Passion With Barbara And She Is So Nice Even
With All Her Piercing, Tattoos, And Her Tight Motorcycle Clothes.
But It's Not Only The Passion, Dad - She's Pregnant And Barbara
Assures Me That We Will Be Very Happy.
Even Though You Don't Care For Her Since She Is So Much Older Than I Am, She Already Owns A Trailer In The Woods And Has A Stack Of Firewood Enough For The Whole Winter.
She Wants To Have Many More Children With Me And That's Now One Of My Dreams Too. Barbara Taught Me That Marijuana Doesn't Really Hurt Anyone And We'll Be Growing It For Ourselves And Trading It With Her Friends For All The Cocaine And Ecstasy We Need. In The Meantime, We Pray That Science Will Find A Cure For Aids So That Barbara Can Get Better; She Sure Deserves It!!
Don't Worry, Dad, I'm 15 Years Old Now And I Know How To Take Care Of Myself. Someday I'm Sure We'll Be Back To Visit So You Can Get To Know Your Grandchildren.
Your Son, John
P.s. Dad, None Of This Is True. I'm Over At Billy's House.
I Just Wanted To Remind You That There Are Worse Things In Life
Than My Report Card Which Is In My Desk Center Drawer.
I Love You!”
Ps: Call Me When It's Safe To Come Home.
GForce957
03-14-2006, 05:10 PM
Hahahahaha
Gotta try that next time something bad happens!
Gotta try that next time something bad happens!
vinnym86
03-14-2006, 05:11 PM
LOL! OMG, that was the best on yet, tonio!!
WickedNYCowboy
03-14-2006, 05:54 PM
Very good. Bravo!
TerminalVelocity
03-14-2006, 06:12 PM
hhaahhahahahha....I thought it was real because I...wait....
.....nevermind....
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.....nevermind....
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1986Z28
03-14-2006, 07:16 PM
AWESOME, best one yet by far
FlippiN.af
03-14-2006, 07:18 PM
That was great. :lol:
Andydg
03-14-2006, 08:00 PM
LOL Now if you could just post jokes that good all the time...
kicker1_solo
03-14-2006, 09:06 PM
that was so awesome, makes me wish I still lived at home so I could do something like that lol
Nicole8188
03-14-2006, 09:23 PM
I've heard that before, but it was note from a daughter...
Still really funny.
Still really funny.
imtheoneandonlyD
03-14-2006, 09:38 PM
heard it a long time ago. Still funny though.
BlazinMlew
03-14-2006, 09:41 PM
Very good!!:lol:
b16Civic
03-14-2006, 10:12 PM
That letter was true to the nature of an idiot!
fredjacksonsan
03-15-2006, 03:39 PM
:cheers:
l_eclipse_l
03-15-2006, 05:47 PM
Worthy of using sometime, for sure. :sunglasse
xviciousx
03-15-2006, 06:59 PM
awesome
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