More Blonde's
"Pandamonium"
07-04-2002, 11:54 PM
It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying
the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the
whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him
on
his way with a gift cheque for $500.
At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an
18-carat gold box.
The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old
Scotch whiskey.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a blonde in her
lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the
bedroom where
she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever
experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him
a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and
freshly-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she
poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed
Five Pound Note
sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge "All this was just
too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the fiver for?" "Well,"
said the blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be
your last
day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what
to give you. He said, "Fuck him. Give him a fiver." ............ the
breakfast was my idea."
The Panda still blames curious
:hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe:
the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the
whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him
on
his way with a gift cheque for $500.
At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an
18-carat gold box.
The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old
Scotch whiskey.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a blonde in her
lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the
bedroom where
she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever
experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him
a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and
freshly-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she
poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed
Five Pound Note
sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge "All this was just
too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the fiver for?" "Well,"
said the blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be
your last
day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what
to give you. He said, "Fuck him. Give him a fiver." ............ the
breakfast was my idea."
The Panda still blames curious
:hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe:
curious
07-05-2002, 12:01 AM
Stop blaming me!
Why dont you "post" some picture files? eh?;)
Why dont you "post" some picture files? eh?;)
taranaki
07-05-2002, 12:04 AM
curious...is there a set of jump leads in the workshop?
solution...clamps>nipples>voltage:D :cool: :cool: :D :D
solution...clamps>nipples>voltage:D :cool: :cool: :D :D
darkness
07-05-2002, 12:52 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
curious...is there a set of jump leads in the workshop?
solution...clamps>nipples>voltage:D :cool: :cool: :D :D
Problem is, Panda has a very large workshop and many many interesting tools to choose from.:eek: :devil:
curious...is there a set of jump leads in the workshop?
solution...clamps>nipples>voltage:D :cool: :cool: :D :D
Problem is, Panda has a very large workshop and many many interesting tools to choose from.:eek: :devil:
Damien
07-05-2002, 01:21 AM
Now I know I've heard that onhere before....and it couldn't have been that long befoe since I haven't been on AF that long! :newburn:
Still funny though! :lol2::lol2:
Still funny though! :lol2::lol2:
Ando_Rules
07-05-2002, 11:04 PM
haha lucky mailman lol good one panda
Ssom
07-06-2002, 05:03 AM
aaaawwwwwwww............Did the nice blonde lady give anything to the poor Postmans pet Panda .......:( :D :finger: :D :finger:
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