Church Lady...

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was
admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came
to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She
invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her
old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on
top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of
all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange
floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it
would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all
winter?"

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Hi-oh!

haha wow

Haha thats funny..

you are correct sir

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I don't know why I'm rolling on the floor laughing....but I am!

Tonio you lose at life. :lol2:

I can't believe I clicked on this thread... :shakehead


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Tonio you lose at life. :lol2:
Ahh... the ultimate joke compliment!:rofl: :cwm27: :icon16: :uhoh:

ZING!!! lol funny

geez... good times though! :-D

I can't believe I clicked on this thread... :shakehead


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I was expecting a Dana Carvey video...

Old lady, condom, organ, eww

hahahaha, thats great :lol: