Womens logic.
"Pandamonium"
07-04-2002, 05:34 PM
A blonde woman, a black woman and a hispanic woman were traveling across
the country by jet.
Half way through the trip, the pilot comes on the intercom and
announces, "I have some bad news. We are having major engine trouble and
a crash is inevitable, so please prepare yourself. "
The blonde immediately opens her purse and frantically touches up her
makeup.
The hispanic woman say, "What are you doing? We're going to crash! We're
not going to a party! "
The blonde answers, "I know, but I heard that they always save the
beautiful people first in a crash."
The hispanic woman then goes through her purse and puts on every bit of
jewelry she has and puts on the beautiful new sweater she was taking to
her mother as a gift.
The black woman see this and asks, "Girl, are you crazy? What are you
doing?"
The hispanic woman says, "I heard, that in a crash, they always look for
the rich people first."
The black woman then jumps up and removes her skirt and panties.
The other two women ask her what she is doing."I don't know where you
two get your information, but when I see a plane crash on the news, the
most important thing is finding the black box!"
Curious made the Panda do it!!!
:devil: :angel:
the country by jet.
Half way through the trip, the pilot comes on the intercom and
announces, "I have some bad news. We are having major engine trouble and
a crash is inevitable, so please prepare yourself. "
The blonde immediately opens her purse and frantically touches up her
makeup.
The hispanic woman say, "What are you doing? We're going to crash! We're
not going to a party! "
The blonde answers, "I know, but I heard that they always save the
beautiful people first in a crash."
The hispanic woman then goes through her purse and puts on every bit of
jewelry she has and puts on the beautiful new sweater she was taking to
her mother as a gift.
The black woman see this and asks, "Girl, are you crazy? What are you
doing?"
The hispanic woman says, "I heard, that in a crash, they always look for
the rich people first."
The black woman then jumps up and removes her skirt and panties.
The other two women ask her what she is doing."I don't know where you
two get your information, but when I see a plane crash on the news, the
most important thing is finding the black box!"
Curious made the Panda do it!!!
:devil: :angel:
darkness
07-04-2002, 07:46 PM
:rolleyes:
taranaki
07-04-2002, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
Curious made the Panda do it!!!
Hmmmmm.....looks like a serious case of transference of sexual responsibility,doctor...I reccomend chemically suppressing his urges,and if that doesn't work.......
off with his dick!!!!:devil: :devil: :devil:
Curious made the Panda do it!!!
Hmmmmm.....looks like a serious case of transference of sexual responsibility,doctor...I reccomend chemically suppressing his urges,and if that doesn't work.......
off with his dick!!!!:devil: :devil: :devil:
Ando_Rules
07-04-2002, 08:27 PM
seriously i dont get it?
carnut
07-04-2002, 08:34 PM
like this, how can I word this, hmmmmmmmmmmmm, no I can't do it, someone help me out.................
curious
07-04-2002, 08:51 PM
I deny all knowledge (again)
I did not make Panda post such material...
Panda is using Curious as an excuse....
BAD BAD PANDA :mad: :mad: :mad:
I did not make Panda post such material...
Panda is using Curious as an excuse....
BAD BAD PANDA :mad: :mad: :mad:
Grendel
07-04-2002, 08:56 PM
Haha, funny stuff :)
-Grendel
-Grendel
speediva
07-05-2002, 01:19 AM
That was...
Interesting is as nice as I can be here.
Interesting is as nice as I can be here.
Damien
07-05-2002, 01:25 AM
I'm with Ando_Rules. I don't really get the ending besides the fact the women is black? :confused:
Box!?! How does that fit in!?!
Box!?! How does that fit in!?!
Moppie
07-05-2002, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by Damien
Box!?! How does that fit in!?!
The words "fit" and "in" are you clues. ;)
Box!?! How does that fit in!?!
The words "fit" and "in" are you clues. ;)
taranaki
07-05-2002, 02:48 AM
Originally posted by Moppie
The words "fit" and "in" are you clues. ;)
find them a picture,Moppie:rolleyes: but send it in a PM for God's sake!:D
The words "fit" and "in" are you clues. ;)
find them a picture,Moppie:rolleyes: but send it in a PM for God's sake!:D
Moppie
07-05-2002, 02:59 AM
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
For some reason or another I feel that they might find it offensive.
Besides its much more fun letting them work it for themselves.
Anyway, anyone else notice that this thread has an oxymoron for a title?
:smoka:
For some reason or another I feel that they might find it offensive.
Besides its much more fun letting them work it for themselves.
Anyway, anyone else notice that this thread has an oxymoron for a title?
:smoka:
taranaki
07-05-2002, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by Moppie
Anyway, anyone else notice that this thread has an oxymoron for a title?
:smoka:
I had,but am far too fond of my gonads to be the first to mention it....:eek:
Anyway, anyone else notice that this thread has an oxymoron for a title?
:smoka:
I had,but am far too fond of my gonads to be the first to mention it....:eek:
ragt20
07-05-2002, 07:48 AM
interesting Panda :D :P
Damien
07-05-2002, 10:23 PM
Oh that is just.......no comment. :cwn27:
and I do get it..........................now :thinkerg:
and I do get it..........................now :thinkerg:
Spunkymonkey
07-06-2002, 01:16 AM
Oxymoron huh? don't get me started :devil:
taranaki
07-06-2002, 01:41 AM
Go for your life,Spunky....it's good to see you out on the main board....and it was Moppie who said it first....:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
speediva
07-06-2002, 02:38 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
and it was Moppie who said it first....:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
And it's moppie whom we'll find first ;) But others will follow! :devil:
and it was Moppie who said it first....:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
And it's moppie whom we'll find first ;) But others will follow! :devil:
taranaki
07-06-2002, 02:52 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
And it's moppie whom we'll find first ;) But others will follow! :devil:
clutches the package and slips quietly out of the thread:eek:
And it's moppie whom we'll find first ;) But others will follow! :devil:
clutches the package and slips quietly out of the thread:eek:
speediva
07-06-2002, 03:23 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
clutches the package and slips quietly out of the thread:eek:
But how will you ever hide??? The sounds of the diesel will give you away every time!! ;)
clutches the package and slips quietly out of the thread:eek:
But how will you ever hide??? The sounds of the diesel will give you away every time!! ;)
Ssom
07-06-2002, 04:45 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
And it's moppie whom we'll find first ;) But others will follow! :devil:
YIKES!!!! Bad move Moppie........:finger:
Don't expect to come out of this ordeal in one piece :eek:
And as for all the others that follow him, :lol2: :lol2: I will quite happily watch you suffer at the hands of AF's women..........
And it's moppie whom we'll find first ;) But others will follow! :devil:
YIKES!!!! Bad move Moppie........:finger:
Don't expect to come out of this ordeal in one piece :eek:
And as for all the others that follow him, :lol2: :lol2: I will quite happily watch you suffer at the hands of AF's women..........
Spunkymonkey
07-06-2002, 07:01 AM
you boys better watch out if I come to NZ :silly2:
tazdev
07-06-2002, 09:25 AM
sits on sidelines and watches the fun begin:D
Moppie
07-07-2002, 03:29 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
I will quite happily watch you suffer at the hands of AF's women..........
Iv done many things at the hands of a women, but suffer is not one of them.
:smoka:
I will quite happily watch you suffer at the hands of AF's women..........
Iv done many things at the hands of a women, but suffer is not one of them.
:smoka:
Ssom
07-07-2002, 03:42 AM
Originally posted by Moppie
Iv done many things at the hands of a women, but suffer is not one of them.
:smoka:
But these aint no normal women buddy..............These are *Gulp* AF women :uhoh:
Iv done many things at the hands of a women, but suffer is not one of them.
:smoka:
But these aint no normal women buddy..............These are *Gulp* AF women :uhoh:
Spunkymonkey
07-07-2002, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by Moppie
Iv done many things at the hands of a women, but suffer is not one of them.
:smoka:
hehe....
you boys stand no chance against us AF women :silly2:
Iv done many things at the hands of a women, but suffer is not one of them.
:smoka:
hehe....
you boys stand no chance against us AF women :silly2:
taranaki
07-07-2002, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by Spunkymonkey
hehe....
you boys stand no chance against us AF women :silly2:
Go ahead ! Make my day! I am staring death in the face and feel no fear! :devil: :devil: :devil:
hehe....
you boys stand no chance against us AF women :silly2:
Go ahead ! Make my day! I am staring death in the face and feel no fear! :devil: :devil: :devil:
Spunkymonkey
07-07-2002, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
Go ahead ! Make my day! I am staring death in the face and feel no fear! :devil: :devil: :devil:
who said anything about death....???
torture is more fun :p
Go ahead ! Make my day! I am staring death in the face and feel no fear! :devil: :devil: :devil:
who said anything about death....???
torture is more fun :p
"Pandamonium"
07-07-2002, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by Spunkymonkey
hehe....
you boys stand no chance against us AF women :silly2:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Torture us by nagging???
The Panda can't hear you!!!:huh: :huh: :huh: Selective hearing's a wonderful thing!!! :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger: :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh
hehe....
you boys stand no chance against us AF women :silly2:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Torture us by nagging???
The Panda can't hear you!!!:huh: :huh: :huh: Selective hearing's a wonderful thing!!! :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger: :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh
Damien
07-07-2002, 03:34 PM
I actually haven't seen that many AF women. :confused:
Go ahead ! Make my day! I am staring death in the face and feel no fear!
You're looking in a mirror? :huh:
Who's death?
Wants to join Taz on the sideline....but it seems to late. :uhoh:
Go ahead ! Make my day! I am staring death in the face and feel no fear!
You're looking in a mirror? :huh:
Who's death?
Wants to join Taz on the sideline....but it seems to late. :uhoh:
DantesInferno
07-07-2002, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by Damien
I actually haven't seen that many AF women. :confused:
There are actually quite a few of us. We even have our own "Girlie Forum" which remains invisible to male members, moderators excluded. Just look around a bit. You'll find us almost everywhere. ;)
I actually haven't seen that many AF women. :confused:
There are actually quite a few of us. We even have our own "Girlie Forum" which remains invisible to male members, moderators excluded. Just look around a bit. You'll find us almost everywhere. ;)
Spec2 Girl
07-07-2002, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by Spunkymonkey
you boys stand no chance against us AF women :silly2: Absolutely! :devil: :D
you boys stand no chance against us AF women :silly2: Absolutely! :devil: :D
darkness
07-07-2002, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Absolutely! :devil: :D
:rolleyes: Oh god here we go.
Absolutely! :devil: :D
:rolleyes: Oh god here we go.
Spec2 Girl
07-07-2002, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by darkness
:rolleyes: Oh god here we go. Well what else would you have expected?!!?? :D :D :D :D
:rolleyes: Oh god here we go. Well what else would you have expected?!!?? :D :D :D :D
Ssom
07-08-2002, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Absolutely! :devil: :D
Not:devil: :evillaugh
Jeez Spec2Girl could you finish your messages before you post them:rolleyes: :finger:
Absolutely! :devil: :D
Not:devil: :evillaugh
Jeez Spec2Girl could you finish your messages before you post them:rolleyes: :finger:
taranaki
07-08-2002, 01:54 AM
Maybe we should surrender quietly,we are outnumbered now....there's 3 of them and only 20 of us....*puts hands in the air*
"Please be gentle......two or three times......I'm just a sweet innocent old man...":p :p :p
"Please be gentle......two or three times......I'm just a sweet innocent old man...":p :p :p
speediva
07-08-2002, 02:59 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
.I'm just a sweet innocent old man...":p :p :p
Old??? Where? I don't see Pman! :p
And me makes 5 women... And women can scientifically handle more pain, and thus endure it to their victory with more ease!!! :evillaugh
Not that an :angel: like tangie would do such a thing....
.I'm just a sweet innocent old man...":p :p :p
Old??? Where? I don't see Pman! :p
And me makes 5 women... And women can scientifically handle more pain, and thus endure it to their victory with more ease!!! :evillaugh
Not that an :angel: like tangie would do such a thing....
tazdev
07-08-2002, 03:12 AM
hmmmmm
just ignore me I'm not here
just ignore me I'm not here
Ando_Rules
07-08-2002, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by Moppie
The words "fit" and "in" are you clues. ;)
oh now i understand, even though its not like a box i still get it
The words "fit" and "in" are you clues. ;)
oh now i understand, even though its not like a box i still get it
Damien
07-08-2002, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Ando_Rules
oh now i understand, even though its not like a box i still get it
YAY!!! Ando_rules finally gets it after all of this bickering! :p
oh now i understand, even though its not like a box i still get it
YAY!!! Ando_rules finally gets it after all of this bickering! :p
darkness
07-08-2002, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
Not that an :angel: like tangie would do such a thing....
I think the :angel: smilie should be banned. There is no one in here that innocent. :p:D
Not that an :angel: like tangie would do such a thing....
I think the :angel: smilie should be banned. There is no one in here that innocent. :p:D
Spec2 Girl
07-08-2002, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by darkness
I think the :angel: smilie should be banned. There is no one in here that innocent. :p:D <------------------ AHEM!!!!! :angel:
:hehehe: :p
I think the :angel: smilie should be banned. There is no one in here that innocent. :p:D <------------------ AHEM!!!!! :angel:
:hehehe: :p
darkness
07-08-2002, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
<------------------ AHEM!!!!! :angel:
:hehehe: :p
My point is made:p
<------------------ AHEM!!!!! :angel:
:hehehe: :p
My point is made:p
Ssom
07-08-2002, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by darkness
I think the :angel: smilie should be banned. There is no one in here that innocent. :p:D
GOD!!!!!! Why am I so ignored!!!!!:p :mad: :finger:
:angel:<-----The Moss Monster just posted his pic
I think the :angel: smilie should be banned. There is no one in here that innocent. :p:D
GOD!!!!!! Why am I so ignored!!!!!:p :mad: :finger:
:angel:<-----The Moss Monster just posted his pic
darkness
07-08-2002, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
:angel:<-----The Moss Monster just posted his pic
And yet again my point is proven:p:D
:angel:<-----The Moss Monster just posted his pic
And yet again my point is proven:p:D
speediva
07-09-2002, 02:18 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
GOD!!!!!! Why am I so ignored!!!!!:p :mad: :finger:
:angel:<-----The Moss Monster just posted his pic
Who the heck is this kid??? Can't have been around long! :right:
GOD!!!!!! Why am I so ignored!!!!!:p :mad: :finger:
:angel:<-----The Moss Monster just posted his pic
Who the heck is this kid??? Can't have been around long! :right:
Ssom
07-09-2002, 04:17 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
Who the heck is this kid??? Can't have been around long! :right:
Don't mind him that is my evil side I am really the equivalent to two :angel: Needless too say that evil side of me drives Nissans into Honda's doors :devil:
Who the heck is this kid??? Can't have been around long! :right:
Don't mind him that is my evil side I am really the equivalent to two :angel: Needless too say that evil side of me drives Nissans into Honda's doors :devil:
taranaki
07-09-2002, 05:17 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
Who the heck is this kid??? Can't have been around long! :right:
Don't worry about him...:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
Just some poor noob,trying to reach his first 1000 posts.....:D :D :D
And his evil side may drive nissans,but only if Mum has the time to ride as well!:finger: :finger:
Who the heck is this kid??? Can't have been around long! :right:
Don't worry about him...:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
Just some poor noob,trying to reach his first 1000 posts.....:D :D :D
And his evil side may drive nissans,but only if Mum has the time to ride as well!:finger: :finger:
Ssom
07-09-2002, 05:55 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
Don't worry about him...:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
Just some poor noob,trying to reach his first 1000 posts.....:D :D :D
And his evil side may drive nissans,but only if Mum has the time to ride as well!:finger: :finger:
CUT!!!!!! CUT!!!!!!!
Work with me here Mr T, Work with me!!!! Firstly the good side only drives GOOD cars (ie VW Mk 2 Jetta's) the bad-ass side drives bad-ass cars ie Skylines.
While the bad side backs into bad cars ie. Honda's
all while Mum is invited to join the ride and watch me back a Skyline into her Civc :finger: :finger: :finger:
Don't worry about him...:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
Just some poor noob,trying to reach his first 1000 posts.....:D :D :D
And his evil side may drive nissans,but only if Mum has the time to ride as well!:finger: :finger:
CUT!!!!!! CUT!!!!!!!
Work with me here Mr T, Work with me!!!! Firstly the good side only drives GOOD cars (ie VW Mk 2 Jetta's) the bad-ass side drives bad-ass cars ie Skylines.
While the bad side backs into bad cars ie. Honda's
all while Mum is invited to join the ride and watch me back a Skyline into her Civc :finger: :finger: :finger:
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