Irish Poker

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when
Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops
dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five

continue playing standing up.

Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, "Oh, me boys, someone got's
to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?"


They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to
be discreet be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.


"Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet.
Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me."

Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs.
Murphy answers and asks what he wants.





Gallagher declares: "Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to come
home."





"Tell him to drop dead!", says Murphy's wife.

"I'll go tell him." says Gallagher.

:cheers:

Haha, that's a pretty awesome joke.

haha nice

hahahah

I have an irish name!

St pattys day next week! wooo

hehe, good call.

niiice. lol

drink that guiness on st. patty's day!

haha nice, gotta love them irishmen.