Why David Bowie is better than God

I'm not a fan but I thought it was funny enough to share ;)

1.. We know for certain that David exists.

2.. David has cooler clothes; God's billowing robes are just so passe.

3.. David is less prone to smiting sinners (a definite plus).

4.. If you hear God's voice in your head, you're probably crazy.

5.. If you hear Bowie's voice in your head, you may be crazy, but at least
you have something to sing along to.

6.. David looks better naked than God does. (Conclusion based on
appearances in "The Man Who Fell To Earth" and the uncensored "China Girl"
video)

7.. God couldn't tease his hair that high, even during the 80's.

8.. God can't play the guitar.

9.. David has better shoes.

10.. David is richer.

11.. David is still attractive.

12.. God probably looks like Mick Jagger or Keith Richards by now.

13.. Going to a Bowie concert is a lot more fun than church.

14.. God doesn't paint his toenails.

15.. God's too uptight.

16.. People don't corner you at malls to tell you that "Bowie loves you."

17.. David looks better in a dress.

Amen to that Major Tom!

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haha good ones man:D :D

Originally posted by Moppie
Amen to that Major Tom!

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That makes you like Ground Control :D:D:D

Its funny, but I am sure you pissed of a lot of bible thumbers... :bloated:

Originally posted by ArtemisEntreriR34
Its funny, but I am sure you pissed of a lot of bible thumbers... :bloated:

I'm shaking and getting weak in the knees! :D

Jehovah Witness and Mormans on their bikes are going to flock to your door and camp out and throw brochures at you and your family.:D

even tho I am a christian Im not offended but imo that was one of the dumbest things I've read in a while.

Originally posted by AEstud
even tho I am a christian Im not offended but imo that was one of the dumbest things I've read in a while.

Really?

yup

Originally posted by AEstud
yup

OK

(this was useless :D)

I'm a christian also......and I wasn't offened, but it wasn't that funny.

Amazingly, Curious' last joke was better than that. Maybe someone else instead of Bowie?

*maybe it was the imagery*

Damien your name is kinda inappropriate for a christian isn't it? :)

If this is going to turn into a pro/anti belief thread,I shall have to move it somewhere more appropriate.....*looks at recycle bin*

God is real.He just fucking hates me,that's all.:(

well im a cristian as well, its kinda funny but it doesnt offened me

Well im deffinitly not a Christian, but I am a fan of Bowie, and I found it fucking funny!

c'mon now matty...I don't think you're in any position to critizes whether damien's name is appropriate or not ITS COMPLETELY IRREVELANT TO THE THREAD......some people just have to be cynical

Perhaps the thread needs to be modified so the title has something along the lines of...... "if you have a religious belief of any kind, please do not read as the views of those who don't may offend you!"

Who cares. God exists, he has a big GTR badge on his boot!:silly2:

Dammit, stop bastardizing (baptizing :D:D:D) my thread!!! :p:p

Originally posted by MattyG
Damien your name is kinda inappropriate for a christian isn't it? :)

I guess.......I think it realates to Catholics more, but you're probably right. I get critizied by my family a lot for having that as my s/n for everything.


c'mon now matty...I don't think you're in any position to critizes whether damien's name is appropriate or not ITS COMPLETELY IRREVELANT TO THE THREAD......some people just have to be cynical

Yeah.....you're right, some people just need posts. ;)


God is real.He just fucking hates me,that's all.

Sorry to hear that Mr. T. Keep AF from being dull like it's been and maybe he'll be nicer. :D

Sorry to go off-topic like that, but isn't that what this forum is called? :silly2: