Happy Birthday (drum roll please...)
'97ventureowner
03-10-2006, 12:14 PM
To Mr. Walker Texas Ranger himself, the legendary Chuck Norris. He turns 66 today, ( damn, old enough to collect Social Security :lol:)http://i2.tinypic.com/r2j71z.jpghttp://i2.tinypic.com/r2ja5s.jpg
vinnym86
03-10-2006, 12:21 PM
cuck norris was collecting social security long before he came out of the womb
'97ventureowner
03-10-2006, 12:32 PM
How long before we see him promoting Medicare Part D plans, or diabetes testing supplies, respiratory care products, or even electric mobility scooters? HMMM I see potential for a SNL comedy skit based on that.
Jet-Lee
03-10-2006, 01:14 PM
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the Social Security Administration; He's been collecting it for decades.
TexasF355F1
03-10-2006, 05:44 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes, the IRS pay Chuck Norris money so he won't kick their ass.
Damien
03-10-2006, 06:00 PM
oh schiz, here we go again...
driftinggrifter2
03-10-2006, 06:34 PM
Could you imagine when Chuck dies.... he'll become like a martyr to these people
G-man422
03-10-2006, 07:12 PM
Chuck and I go way back. Happy B-day man!
crayzayjay
03-10-2006, 07:18 PM
Chuck Norris is my dad.
Damien
03-10-2006, 08:15 PM
^:slap:
FlippiN.af
03-10-2006, 08:55 PM
Happy B-day to you, Mr.Chuck Norris. :cheers:
TerminalVelocity
03-10-2006, 10:02 PM
Hes my mom!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!
vinnym86
03-11-2006, 03:52 AM
Could you imagine when Chuck dies.... he'll become like a martyr to these people.
chuck norris doesn't die... he waits...
chuck norris doesn't die... he waits...
G-man422
03-11-2006, 08:30 AM
^ So true.
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