Am I emo?

fine, i love you. you should know by now.

happy now? or do i need to send more pics of me in my monday outfit?

Wow, I have to make you feel guilty in order for you to tell me you love me?

Pics would be nice...

ugh...

monday outfit or tuesday outfit?

Neither. Don't worry about it.

This is the emo forum, time for me to go be emo...

tuesday is casual tuesday. i saw that one already nicole, pick that one. he won't disappoint :p

Whaaaa?

First, he forgets about me. Then, other girls see the pics before me? This is ridiculous...

sorry, the guys saw them first too. as muscletang will tell you. he ordered my "Greatest Hits" CD too.

And I was starting to wonder why I hardly visit this section of the forums...

because you're too busy looking at my pictures and dont have time?

because you're too busy looking at my pictures and dont have time?

http://www.enel.ucalgary.ca/~kanagasa/index_files/images/suicide.jpg

yep, i have to watch you, mo, danielle, muscletang, pedro snd Nicole without getting caught.

You can't just go back and fix it...

That's against the rules.

You can't just go back and fix it...

That's against the rules.
AND he puts you at the end of the list. what a slap in the face. i'd do something about him if i were you..i think it's time to take away his bikini priviledges

take away the bikini? already been done. at the cost of landing me a criminal record.

what the hell's going on here? is this some crazy AF love triangle i just walked into? and is muscletang trying to hang himslef? should i be concerned here?

what the hell's going on here? is this some crazy AF love triangle i just walked into? and is muscletang trying to hang himslef? should i be concerned here?
it's more like a love heptagon. cuz we have chris, nicole, me, glenn, mo, bryan and kyle all in on it. you're welcome too vin :naughty: and i don't think you need to worry about him hanging himself, it was just some momentary stress on finding chris in a bikini with his camera in his bushes taking pictures. perfectly understandable really.

cuz we have chris, nicole, me, glenn, mo, bryan and kyle

Chris, did you see that? Not only did she include me, but I'm not last...:)

Chris, did you see that? Not only did she include me, but I'm not last...:)
it's cuz i love you more than chris :lol:

Probably...that guy's been giving me trouble lately.

I've been needing to find someone a little closer anyway...

Probably...that guy's been giving me trouble lately.

I've been needing to find someone a little closer anyway...
yeah mo always did accuse me of being a lesbian..:uhoh: lol i think it would be an interesting AF hookup if it was you and me :rofl: call chris and tell him you're cheating on him with me

I'm sure he'll be happy to hear that. And I keep trying to call, but he won't answer. It's like, 6:45 in the morning there...

you're welcome too vin

no, im scared. i'll stck with college life, thank u. took me long enough to get out of high school, no need to jump back in

jump back into somone's bed? namely muscletang's?

but I'm not last...:)

No...I am...

jump back into somone's bed? namely muscletang's?

HEY NOW! One person jumps in and the next thing I know I have people knocking on my back door at 1 am.

So nobody is getting or jumping into my bed.

oh thanks, you get my hopes up then crush them. at least i can still spy on you from outside.

where is everyone? i know AF's been down but it's dead here...

Holy crap, talk about whoring up the Emo forum... Kinda funny though reading it, helps distract me from my chemistry :)

this is our new hangout, screw chemistry.

i'm not so bad at it, i got a B in my mock with no studying. then my teacher's like "well, i can see you obviously studied a lot, and i think you could get an A..." woo! go me...

where is everyone? i know AF's been down but it's dead here...
ur tuesday outfit scared everyone away..god...except beef burrito, i saw him whorin up the COT section. clearly someone still wants a piece of you


and balls to the wall, we're all glad to help out anytime with your chemistry hw ;)

hey balls, im outside in the bushes with my camera, nice balls...

hey balls, im outside in the bushes with my camera, nice balls...
now you are getting just downright vulgar young man! and it makes me giggle!

i tuesday outfit obviously doesn't scare people. i have a whole lsit of people who bought my pics.

Nicole8188
quteasabutten
rally sport 92
sv650s
driftinggrifter2
muscletang
vinnym86
balls to the wall

I don't have to buy them.

I don't even have to look at pics...I can see the Tuesday outfit Sunday through Saturday, whenever I like.

oooh....it's you in my garden at night.....

Hmm...I plead the 5th.

hey balls, im outside in the bushes with my camera, nice balls...

Damn, your the second man to say that...

I guess I should feel proud... lol

hey balls, im outside in the bushes with my camera, nice balls...

The scary part is that I live on the 5th floor!

*peeks out window*

the last pages are scary

i tuesday outfit obviously doesn't scare people. i have a whole lsit of people who bought my pics.

Nicole8188
quteasabutten
rally sport 92
sv650s
driftinggrifter2
muscletang
vinnym86
balls to the wall
ooh nicole you're first! and i'm second yippee! and balls, you're getting dragged into this now too? or are you going along willingly :uhoh: the tuesday outfit is pretty addictive i mean, just look at nicole, she needs it every day of the week instead of just on tuesdays...

glenn, i thought you told me you were done with purchasing chris's "products and merchandise"...i would've expected this sort of lying out of pedro or the slut, but you? :shakehead

glenn ordered the cap from my new clothing line. said he needed a new one, and everyone wants to know where he got it.

2.2 its called a HAT not a Cap...

I just thought of something too

Join an internet forum, become a whore, make your parents proud!

*pwned by the double post*

2.2 its called a HAT not a Cap...

I just thought of something too

Join an internet forum, become a whore, make your parents proud!

been there, done that, got 3 thousand posts...

and for the record, it's a cap.......biatch!

3K posts?.. pfft.. noob :p

some of us aren't blessed with a rediculous amount of time on our hands at the moment. 16 weeks off in the summer!
biatch.

haha im so happy to be here i shouldnt be here anymore

huh?

The whole time Af was down i had absolutly no work to do at work so I had nothing else to do. Hence I'm happy cuz the day it comes up i barely had anything to do at work again.

oooh....


....you're still emo.

damn i thought i cleansed myself of that. Thats what i get i guess

yep, i always had my suspicions. but after reading your favourite bands list i knew it for certain.

I guess I didn't pay ya enough to keep a secret.

i told you it was $15, but you just had to haggle over the pictures, didn't you?

but ya know western union charged me a bit just to send it to you so i couldn't send the whole thing

Emo music is not even remotely close to Rock and roll but is often confused with gay . How to be Emo

Your main goal in life has to be to commit suicide and think you're amazing with your crying emoness... well, not really commit suicide, but to give off the impression that you wish to commit suicide. Why the emos would wish to commit suicide it is unsure, as many of them seem to have fairly good upper-middle-class lives. However, that is not to say that the poor parents of these fools do not neglect and abuse them (understand, they, like everyone else, simply cannot help themselves), which almost explains the emos' constant need for attention. However, since a large part of emo is a basic failure to deal with life, you will fail to achieve this goal repeatedly anyways and in a variety of different ways. After that your goal is going to see Simple Plan and listen to them perform "Blarg(!)." Then you should cry if not then take note of all the other emo kids crying at the concert and just join in you individuals! You should be single to become an emo, and it helps to be bisexual or have cross-dressing tendencies as well. As you most likelyare NOT bisexual or have cross dressing tendencies, it is okay to pretend you are/do, and shamelessly seek attention accordingly. At the very least, go to parties at least once a month, have two shots and loll around screaming about how wasted you are (even though you clearly are not), make out with someone of the same sex, and blame it on the alcohol that nearly poisoned you. If necessary, have someone drive you to the hospital while crying hysterically--this is always a good way to make friends. Anywayz, if you do have a partner, you can still become an emo provided that you become ridiculously dependent upon them and repeatedly tell them how depressed you'd be without them, where a non-emo might usually claim to love them or ask them to pick up a pint of milk on their way home. This subtle form of emotional blackmail should be the basis of all your significant relationships. The closer a friend is, the more you blackmail them. If there is the slightest hint of a conflict with a perceived friend, or anyone at all, overreact as much as you possibly can.

It also helps to have utterly ludicrous hair (usually black, sort of spiky, with at least one other horribly bright color, such as neon green, bright orange, ice blue or purple (the colour purple is used by goths in mesh, as many emos would faint if they knew that this colour has been removed for their own safety), and a favourite band with a name that is depressing, yet ominous. If it is actually nonsense when you think about it for five minutes, this is even better. Good examples of this are His Posioned Heart, The Super Star Trash, and Concuring Dissent. If anybody makes fun of these bands, cry and claim they just don't appreciate how the deep lyrics helped you through a difficult time in your life, such as breaking your vacuum cleaner before the big par-tay, or tripping over the cat. You must also feel the need to actually believe that your favourite band that sounds like every other emo band is actually something individual. Therefore you will create a genre for them, something like emocore, or Christiancore. For example, The Panty Liners are an example of Ultra Absorbant-Core. Basically you will stick a the suffix of -core on the back of a word to create a genre all your own, this allows you to glorify your lame emo music and let you believe you are actually into a type of music that is mildly respectable amongst the rest of the world's population.

The tears which you cry, must, without any exception, be black tears or blood red as you are actually a zombie/vampire spy from the underworld. (Again, if not actually true, pretending is the best way to go.) You must pierce your face in as many places as possible, some emos tend to try the piercing of the cheeks and eyebrows to form a sort of gothic star(!) to ward away "sweaty greebos" and "moshers." Although, in contradiction, you must also pretend that every night you "bring the mosh" on poor unsuspecting scene kids by doing spin kicks and windmills. (To be a proper emo kid, you must actually stand at the side and pretend to like the music, or stay at home taking pictures of yourself in the mirror and then using photoshop to superimpose black tears or a facial piercing that you wish you had.)


P.S. go cut ur self bitch

Just wondering if I'm emo becuase I wear Chucks...

They are comfortable, work good for driving shoes (I'm a broke college student, I can't crack out 150+ for a pair of driving shoes), and I wear them fully laced without gay ass lace changes or shit written all over them.

Just wondering.
Emo music is not even remotely close to Rock and roll but is often confused with gay . How to be Emo

Your main goal in life has to be to commit suicide and think you're amazing with your crying emoness... well, not really commit suicide, but to give off the impression that you wish to commit suicide. Why the emos would wish to commit suicide it is unsure, as many of them seem to have fairly good upper-middle-class lives. However, that is not to say that the poor parents of these fools do not neglect and abuse them (understand, they, like everyone else, simply cannot help themselves), which almost explains the emos' constant need for attention. However, since a large part of emo is a basic failure to deal with life, you will fail to achieve this goal repeatedly anyways and in a variety of different ways. After that your goal is going to see Simple Plan and listen to them perform "Blarg(!)." Then you should cry if not then take note of all the other emo kids crying at the concert and just join in you individuals! You should be single to become an emo, and it helps to be bisexual or have cross-dressing tendencies as well. As you most likelyare NOT bisexual or have cross dressing tendencies, it is okay to pretend you are/do, and shamelessly seek attention accordingly. At the very least, go to parties at least once a month, have two shots and loll around screaming about how wasted you are (even though you clearly are not), make out with someone of the same sex, and blame it on the alcohol that nearly poisoned you. If necessary, have someone drive you to the hospital while crying hysterically--this is always a good way to make friends. Anywayz, if you do have a partner, you can still become an emo provided that you become ridiculously dependent upon them and repeatedly tell them how depressed you'd be without them, where a non-emo might usually claim to love them or ask them to pick up a pint of milk on their way home. This subtle form of emotional blackmail should be the basis of all your significant relationships. The closer a friend is, the more you blackmail them. If there is the slightest hint of a conflict with a perceived friend, or anyone at all, overreact as much as you possibly can.

It also helps to have utterly ludicrous hair (usually black, sort of spiky, with at least one other horribly bright color, such as neon green, bright orange, ice blue or purple (the colour purple is used by goths in mesh, as many emos would faint if they knew that this colour has been removed for their own safety), and a favourite band with a name that is depressing, yet ominous. If it is actually nonsense when you think about it for five minutes, this is even better. Good examples of this are His Posioned Heart, The Super Star Trash, and Concuring Dissent. If anybody makes fun of these bands, cry and claim they just don't appreciate how the deep lyrics helped you through a difficult time in your life, such as breaking your vacuum cleaner before the big par-tay, or tripping over the cat. You must also feel the need to actually believe that your favourite band that sounds like every other emo band is actually something individual. Therefore you will create a genre for them, something like emocore, or Christiancore. For example, The Panty Liners are an example of Ultra Absorbant-Core. Basically you will stick a the suffix of -core on the back of a word to create a genre all your own, this allows you to glorify your lame emo music and let you believe you are actually into a type of music that is mildly respectable amongst the rest of the world's population.

The tears which you cry, must, without any exception, be black tears or blood red as you are actually a zombie/vampire spy from the underworld. (Again, if not actually true, pretending is the best way to go.) You must pierce your face in as many places as possible, some emos tend to try the piercing of the cheeks and eyebrows to form a sort of gothic star(!) to ward away "sweaty greebos" and "moshers." Although, in contradiction, you must also pretend that every night you "bring the mosh" on poor unsuspecting scene kids by doing spin kicks and windmills. (To be a proper emo kid, you must actually stand at the side and pretend to like the music, or stay at home taking pictures of yourself in the mirror and then using photoshop to superimpose black tears or a facial piercing that you wish you had.)


P.S. go cut ur self bitch

my eyes are burning....

I'm not going to strain my eyes...

1. Posted in outdated thread
2. Replied in huge, annoying font
3. Double post
4. "He wrote it in Emo blood"

:banhim:

(the anti-emo rant is funny tho :) )

my eyes are bleeding.... or are those blood tears, i don't know. maybe i'm emo afterall.

I dont know...
hey, i've been wearing chucks since second grade, way before emo was even on the map.
B&W hightops baby, all the way.
and i wear them until they rip from heel to toe. then i get a new pair of size 10 beauties.

i love how the google ad on this page is for www.Chemotherapy.com, lol

I have a new hate for emo, i listen to My Chemical Romance, AFI, Fallout Boy, All American Rejects, etc. at work allll fucking day, and its like a sound that just... makes you want to punch an infant. really fucking gets on my nerves. i really want to kill them, really... kill. blood. ocean.