Crazy bitches - Dealt with 'em before?

So I stopped at Subway on the way home from work today. At the front of my neighborhood, but still a different route than usual. I end up being stuck behind some lady with crazy kids in the car sticking their hands out the sunroof and so forth. She's driving b/w 15-20mph on streets that are 25mph. Every turn she nearly slams on her brakes 15ft from the corner and turns very very slowly.

When she takes a right on a street, I continue straight (35mph here) b/c I can take a right at the next stop sign and beat her. Therefore increasing my productivity of getting home, and not being fed up with a slow driver. Next thing I know I'm looking in my rearview and this bitch is creeping up on me. If I would have known I wouldn't have gone home. However, she followed me home. I get out she starts bitching at me of how I need to slow down.

I cuss at her saying I have a commitment in an hour and I have to eat and get ready. She says to me well I should reconfigure my schedule. I yell back at her I fucking work all day and then sit in traffic, how the fuck can I rearrange my schedule? She threatens to call the cops, then I yell and say go ahead I'm friends with all of them anyways. They won't do anything. My friends moms boyfriend is a cop for our neighborhood.

I could tell she was one of those ladies that needed to get fucked really hard, but never puts out, and over protective of her kids I'm sure.

Anyone else ever have something like this happen?

when I drive through my parents neighborhood...people come out and yell at me to slow down when im doin about 10...they hear the car and yell.

Now I just rip through there however damn fast I want and give them the bird :rolleyes: sick of peoples shit. They let their kids go roaming around as they watch oprah and pat themselfs on the back saying how great a parent they are. Good job, lil Johnny or Lucy got run the fuck over by a drunk driver from the shitty neighboring town *about 2 miles away* who decided to take a different road home that afternoon. Or maybe you should have talked to your lil girl before she got knocked up at 14 instead of taking that time to roam the neighborhood and complain about how you dont like my car. Thanks dick! You just added to the problems of America, but you defentally showed me whos boss by telling the police my car is abandoned when I just drove down for the day to visit my parents. :thumbsup:

Wow.. thats pretty bad, I would've been like "Shutup bitch!" and proceed to point an empty paintball gun at her.. but ofcourse that requires a paintball gun which you may or may not have and if you do have one I doubt you keep it in your car all the time

I'll also share a similar experience.. it wasnt as bad but anyway..

I was driving and there's all these kids in the street.. so I slow down and eventually they move out of the way.. and now im going about 5-10 MPH and the guy who lives at this house starts walking towards the street as I creep by. Well the dude eventually reaches the street and he throws his hands up in the air like "What the hell?!" and im thinking "The hell is this dude's problem"

So I was guessing it was his kids or relatives of his or something, well fast foward to a couple of days later and im driving by and im going the speedlimit and the guy yells at me "SLOW THE F DOWN" and im like "HELL NAH BITCH!" and ofcourse floor it while flipping him the bird..

I honestly dont see what I did wrong.. I mean I was going slow and the kids werent in the way at all and there's always kids in the street to begin with and they always move out of the way without any problem.. I dont know.. but everytime I see the guy now I just hit the gas to piss him off.

I live in Fla I encounter that shit everyday specialy on my way to work

I had some guy follow me home one night...really scared me at first but I called ahead to my dad and he waited outside with my dog and the guy came out cussin' and yellin' at me for passing him when he was going the speed limit. My dad came walkin' up and started yelling at him and the guy started to yell back, but then he saw my dog and he turned right around and jumped right back into his truck.

one time i was stuck behind this person who had clearly never driven in the snow. i was going less than about 8mph in the 55 zone. there wasn't even 1/1 an inch of snow on the ground, could've safely driven 35-45 but nooooo.

another time i was late for tennis practice and my whole team and i drive between 35-45 thru this park street. there are no houses, just empty soccer fields and the occasional walker/biker. well that day there was some crazy dad and stopped EVERY girl on our team that drove past him and proceeded to yell at us on how unsafe of drivers we were and how we're going to kill his kids on their bikes and how we're speeding recklessly and out of control. the only danger was him running out in front of my car to try and stop me. his kids were biking in the grass, and i slowed down as i was approaching them just to be safe. like was said before..some people just need to get some.

You know what I think.

If you're driving the speed limit, on the right side of the road, and some crazy bitch decides to jump out in front of you, you are reserved the right to run em the fuck over.

We drive on streets, not sidewalks. Thats why the jaywalking law was made up even though its almost never enforced.

Crazy people suck, just tell them to fuck off and have a nice day.

Hahahahahaha yeah I have Texas.

Some bitch in a topless Saab was pulled over to the side of the road about 1 metre in front of some traffic dividers (things in the road each lane has to drive around). I beep her to move and she gives ME the finger.

I squeezed my car past with about 20cm each side and kept going (at abouit 65) then she flashes me.

So I slam on the brakes, lock up the ABS and reverse up to give her a serve.

I asked her if she got her license out of a corn flakes packet and she said I was speeding (10 over?) anyway, how would she know, being parked in such a precarious position?)

Crazy fucking bitch. Lucky she didn't have a cock or I would have broken her nose.

She could smell the Subway you just bought. That's why she followed you home.

fuckin' pricks. thank god i live an a very rich jewish neighborhood where all you see on the roads are porsche's and audi's, so not a lot of slow bitches. its the when you get around teh old folk's homes that you gotta watch out.

i've been with freinds when this happens. they slightly apply the brakes and floor the accelerator. leave them some smoke...

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I'm glad I started this thread. Yall have some funny ass stories.

My guess is if she even called the cops, all they did was run my plates, saw a clean record and threw it away. I've had so many cops ride my ass and come out of no where to run my plates, then dart off the exit ramp after coming up empty handed.

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I'm glad I started this thread. Yall have some funny ass stories.

My guess is if she even called the cops, all they did was run my plates, saw a clean record and threw it away. I've had so many cops ride my ass and come out of no where to run my plates, then dart off the exit ramp after coming up empty handed.

you really should report that...

my buddy's neighbor is really anti-burnout / anti-drive fast.... and i happened to be driving my friend's mustang one day... as we were rolling out of his driveway, i gave it a nice revv, dumped the clutch, and jumped on the brakes, melted the tires thru first and second gear sitting still... and walked it down the road a ways. welp the old buzzard called the cops and i was lectured... blah blah... after the cops admiring my defacing of the road... (seriously) anywayz. i came back later that night in my car, and the fucker must have been waiting for me, no sooner than i pulled in the driveway, he's dragging me out of my car, telling me how much of a dumbass i am.... blah blah... while his wife is dragging him off of me (he's a big mofo, i ain't fightin' back) and apologizing... i knew i'd get him back. i went and bought a gallon of straight anti-freeze and waited till 3-4 in the morning and dumped the WHOLE gallon into the crankcase of his truck... if you know what anti-freeze does when mixed with motor oil... it turns the oil into a form of "liquid sandpaper"... and the results aren't pretty. he had the truck towed home 2 days later with a seized motor. i had my revenge.... maybe a bit mean ? maybe not. i don't care. if he doesn't like how i drive.... that's too bad for him. and i think karma came back around to us.. we threw a rod in that mustang the very next week, completely destroying the engine... its okay tho. we had another motor in by the end of that week following. lol

and i love the people that yell at you in the residential areas telling you to slow down... i always stop and ask them if they have a problem with my driving... they never have anything to say for some reason... idk. maybe its just me. but i know one of these days my luck will run out.

sorry, story not about a crazy bitch, but close enough. lol