My wife made me post this one...
tonioseven
03-08-2006, 05:08 PM
Eve's side of the story:
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are
breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have
just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one
pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms,
catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real
pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts
of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc... She felt that
having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced,"
as she put it.
"That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know.
I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those,
but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part. You see, all
the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the
animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could
I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man
from a part of you..
Now let's see ... where did I put that useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib?
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are
breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have
just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one
pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms,
catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real
pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts
of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc... She felt that
having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced,"
as she put it.
"That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know.
I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those,
but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part. You see, all
the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the
animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could
I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man
from a part of you..
Now let's see ... where did I put that useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib?
2.2 Straight six
03-08-2006, 05:11 PM
ladies and gentlemen, Tonio is back...
wife made you...yea right...
wife made you...yea right...
sv650s
03-08-2006, 05:15 PM
tonioseven
03-08-2006, 05:16 PM
ladies and gentlemen, Tonio is back...
wife made you...yea right...
:icon16: :naughty: :rofl:
wife made you...yea right...
:icon16: :naughty: :rofl:
NOBU-SAN
03-08-2006, 05:27 PM
That's a shame. Leave it to a woman to try and redo the story of creation. What an excuse. My wife made me do it...............
clawhammer
03-08-2006, 05:32 PM
Prefer the original one where God takes the bone from Adam's ass.
1986Z28
03-09-2006, 04:53 PM
omg, that is so funny and true
2.2 Straight six
03-09-2006, 05:13 PM
tonio, are you a house-bitch now?
96TSi
03-09-2006, 06:06 PM
:-)
TerminalVelocity
03-09-2006, 07:41 PM
you got owned
but then again...you have a wife so it cant be that bad :lol:
but then again...you have a wife so it cant be that bad :lol:
vinnym86
03-09-2006, 09:27 PM
lol, that was funny
YogsVR4
03-09-2006, 09:34 PM
My wife made me laugh at that :grinyes:
1986Z28
03-10-2006, 12:04 PM
My wife made me laugh at that :grinyes:
lol!
lol!
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