Surgeons
ragt20
07-02-2002, 03:18 PM
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patient on the
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> table.
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> The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on the
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> Operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
> numbered."
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> The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
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> Everything inside them is color coded."
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> The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the
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> Best everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
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> The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
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> workers.They always understand when you have a few parts left
> over at the
> end,
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> and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
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> But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're
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> All wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's
> no guts, no
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> heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
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> table.
>
> The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on the
>
> Operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
> numbered."
>
> The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
>
> Everything inside them is color coded."
>
> The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the
>
> Best everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
>
> The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
>
> workers.They always understand when you have a few parts left
> over at the
> end,
>
> and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
>
> But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're
>
> All wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's
> no guts, no
>
> heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
"Pandamonium"
07-02-2002, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're
all wrong". Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's
no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
Ain't that the truth!!!
We are going through our election bull shit/arse kissing & generally being lied to phase from our polititions at the moment.
This will be followed by the "I never said that phase" if they get into power.
The Panda hates election time!!!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're
all wrong". Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's
no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
Ain't that the truth!!!
We are going through our election bull shit/arse kissing & generally being lied to phase from our polititions at the moment.
This will be followed by the "I never said that phase" if they get into power.
The Panda hates election time!!!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
ci5ic
07-02-2002, 07:52 PM
We are going through our election bull shit/arse kissing & generally being lied to phase from our polititions at the moment.
Well, at least you only get it in phases... We get it non-stop!
Well, at least you only get it in phases... We get it non-stop!
YellowMaranello
07-02-2002, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by ci5ic
Well, at least you only get it in phases... We get it non-stop!
AHHHH, sooooo true. "Well, that depends on what your definition of 'is' is..."
Well, at least you only get it in phases... We get it non-stop!
AHHHH, sooooo true. "Well, that depends on what your definition of 'is' is..."
Ando_Rules
07-02-2002, 09:29 PM
haha lol:D :D that is definatly true guy good one rag
speediva
07-03-2002, 03:17 AM
OMG! I love it! :lol2: :hehe: :hehehe:
HogieGT-R
07-03-2002, 01:16 PM
lol that one is great dude...kinda reminds me of the elections for massachusetts state governor.....a circus it is:rolleyes:
Gonthrax
07-03-2002, 02:32 PM
But Panda, I must ask you this... Do you know what a "Chad" is? Or what the difference between a "Hanging Chad" and "Dimpled Chad"? If not, then you have not even begun to see the circus :D :D
speediva
07-04-2002, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by Gonthrax
But Panda, I must ask you this... Do you know what a "Chad" is? Or what the difference between a "Hanging Chad" and "Dimpled Chad"? If not, then you have not even begun to see the circus :D :D
Don't forget about the "Pregnant Chad"!!!
And Thank Heavens for the Electoral Vote! :rolleyes:
Happy 4th of July, America!
But Panda, I must ask you this... Do you know what a "Chad" is? Or what the difference between a "Hanging Chad" and "Dimpled Chad"? If not, then you have not even begun to see the circus :D :D
Don't forget about the "Pregnant Chad"!!!
And Thank Heavens for the Electoral Vote! :rolleyes:
Happy 4th of July, America!
Damien
07-04-2002, 05:25 PM
At least someone is still posting some good jokes! :lol2:
How many ppl actually heard the word "chad" until the mess up in Fl?
How many ppl actually heard the word "chad" until the mess up in Fl?
primera man
07-05-2002, 01:54 AM
I just cant wait to vote in a few months time :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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