Top Ten Ways Bush Can Raise His Popularity
vwracer14
03-06-2006, 11:09 PM
i dont think this is a repost so here it goes
TOP TEN WAYS BUSH CAN RAISE HIS POPULARITY
10. Use funky new remixed version of "Hail to the Chief" when entering a room.
9. Rescue kids from a burning orphanage. It may take a number or tries for Bush to get the rescue right, but there are plenty of orphanages and they are all surprisingly flammable.
8. To quickly create millions of new jobs, murder Canadians and steal theirs.
7. Have Bush hunt down Osama and then defeat him in brutal kung fu fight while cameras are recording the action. Could also be used for fund raising if it's pay-per-view.
6. Dismiss questions about Bush war record by having him use a fighter jet to destroy a strategic military target - such as the Kennedy Compound.
5. Use phony approval rating poll to hunt down and kill anyone who disapproves of him.
4. People love juggling, and people love puppies - so juggle puppies!
3. He could burn down the IRS headquarters while on national T.V. leading us in the song, "Kumbaya."
2. Same as previous, but replace song with "Welcome to the Jungle."
And the number one way Bush can raise his popularity...
Finally find some WMD's in Iraq and totally rub the world's faces in it.
TOP TEN WAYS BUSH CAN RAISE HIS POPULARITY
10. Use funky new remixed version of "Hail to the Chief" when entering a room.
9. Rescue kids from a burning orphanage. It may take a number or tries for Bush to get the rescue right, but there are plenty of orphanages and they are all surprisingly flammable.
8. To quickly create millions of new jobs, murder Canadians and steal theirs.
7. Have Bush hunt down Osama and then defeat him in brutal kung fu fight while cameras are recording the action. Could also be used for fund raising if it's pay-per-view.
6. Dismiss questions about Bush war record by having him use a fighter jet to destroy a strategic military target - such as the Kennedy Compound.
5. Use phony approval rating poll to hunt down and kill anyone who disapproves of him.
4. People love juggling, and people love puppies - so juggle puppies!
3. He could burn down the IRS headquarters while on national T.V. leading us in the song, "Kumbaya."
2. Same as previous, but replace song with "Welcome to the Jungle."
And the number one way Bush can raise his popularity...
Finally find some WMD's in Iraq and totally rub the world's faces in it.
TerminalVelocity
03-06-2006, 11:11 PM
:lol:!!!!!
Thats good man! I cant support bush anymore...but if he DID find some WMD's at least I could say I was glad to a degree I voted for him.
Thats good man! I cant support bush anymore...but if he DID find some WMD's at least I could say I was glad to a degree I voted for him.
drewh4386
03-07-2006, 12:29 AM
Ah. there are the related links at the bottom of the page.
This reminds me of David Letterman. I perfer Jay Leno.
This reminds me of David Letterman. I perfer Jay Leno.
imtheoneandonlyD
03-07-2006, 01:09 AM
I prefer Conan.
mitsugirly86
03-07-2006, 03:47 AM
Man I hate Bush, awesome thread!
vwracer14
03-07-2006, 03:54 AM
Man I hate Bush, awesome thread!
you got it all wrong thats a joke for how no matter what bush does it will never be good enough for some people
vote bush................
you got it all wrong thats a joke for how no matter what bush does it will never be good enough for some people
vote bush................
mitsugirly86
03-07-2006, 03:57 AM
you got it all wrong thats a joke for how no matter what bush does it will never be good enough for some people
vote bush................
can someone translate this gibberish for me please? Looks like this child got left behind...
vote bush................
can someone translate this gibberish for me please? Looks like this child got left behind...
drewh4386
03-07-2006, 05:53 AM
Ok cool it guys and girls...its just a joke. On the other hand HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *breath* *breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
also on a good day I'd prefer Conan.
also on a good day I'd prefer Conan.
jon@af
03-07-2006, 06:34 AM
can someone translate this gibberish for me please? Looks like this child got left behind...
:lol2::owned:.
:lol2::owned:.
G-man422
03-07-2006, 06:39 AM
I love BUSH, and would love him even more if he did those things, LOL.
drewh4386
03-07-2006, 06:41 AM
can someone translate this gibberish for me please? Looks like this child got left behind...
damn!!!!
damn!!!!
G-man422
03-07-2006, 06:45 AM
^ hi-oh!
FlippiN.af
03-07-2006, 01:48 PM
Nice List....:lol:
can someone translate this gibberish for me please? Looks like this child got left behind...Thats harsh...:evillol:
can someone translate this gibberish for me please? Looks like this child got left behind...Thats harsh...:evillol:
blacksol28
03-07-2006, 09:50 PM
I'm sure glad I voted for Nader. He would have made a sweet president.
ThatRoundHeadedKid
03-07-2006, 09:54 PM
Great list! that was funny
I don't support Bush or Kerry...but I do think Bush is better than Kerry.
I don't support Bush or Kerry...but I do think Bush is better than Kerry.
vwracer14
03-07-2006, 10:00 PM
my personal favorit is..........4. People love juggling, and people love puppies - so juggle puppies!................thats what made me:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Muscletang
03-07-2006, 10:07 PM
Man I LOVE Bush!
the pussy not the president
the pussy not the president
mitsugirly86
03-07-2006, 10:11 PM
Man I LOVE Bush!
the pussy not the president
eww
the pussy not the president
eww
vwracer14
03-07-2006, 10:17 PM
eww
i second that x2
i second that x2
Muscletang
03-07-2006, 10:21 PM
Good God it was off of a movie people and I wasn't serious.
I DO NOT like fur burgers.
I DO NOT like fur burgers.
vinnym86
03-07-2006, 10:30 PM
The Grassy Knoll? oh god.. c'mon now.
vwracer14
03-07-2006, 10:34 PM
Good God it was off of a movie people and I wasn't serious.
I DO NOT like fur burgers.
i knew it was off of a movie.............................i just cant remember wich one:dunno:
I DO NOT like fur burgers.
i knew it was off of a movie.............................i just cant remember wich one:dunno:
Muscletang
03-07-2006, 10:38 PM
i knew it was off of a movie.............................i just cant remember wich one:dunno:
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
KustmAce
03-08-2006, 12:54 AM
i second that x2
x3.
x3.
G-man422
03-08-2006, 06:18 AM
I'm sure glad I voted for Nader. He would have made a sweet president.
I only remember one thing about Nader, and thats in the 2000 election when he came on camera drunk, LMAO.:icon16:
I only remember one thing about Nader, and thats in the 2000 election when he came on camera drunk, LMAO.:icon16:
FlippiN.af
03-08-2006, 07:12 PM
Man I LOVE Bush!
the pussy not the presidentWhats wron w/ that?
Hes got his likes..even if they are :werd:
the pussy not the presidentWhats wron w/ that?
Hes got his likes..even if they are :werd:
Millermagic
03-08-2006, 07:28 PM
Definitely funny. I know a few ways that he can raise his popularity.
I watched Farenheit 911 this weekend (the anti-Bush movie by Michael Moore) and I still like Bush.
I watched Farenheit 911 this weekend (the anti-Bush movie by Michael Moore) and I still like Bush.
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