Great owned thread

http://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=240180&st=0

Cliff notes:
This guy gets on the forum saying how he met this chick by street racing her, but it turns out that he was just bs-ing the whole time, and gets owned badly. Look in pages 12-15 for the owned part.

hahaha, good stuff!

Thanks for sharing it...good to see stuff like this when I am stuck in work.

I read the first page and figured it to be bs. good story though found it to be worthwhile The things some people do to sound cool to people they never really met.

I just wasted 30 minutes of my life

i jsut wasted 30 min. of my precious life...oh well

i just got dumber by reading that...haha what a loser but that makes you think i wonder how many people actually tell the truth on forums? don don don donnnn are we safe?

thanks for the laugh though haha i just started liking myself even more ;)

God loves his stupid people.

I knew it was bs cause he went a little over on the detail

Yeah, you dont even have to read past the first page to realize its bullshit.

wow, what a dumbass


and I can't believe I just wasted 15 mins of my life on that

Still cDubzon40's ownage is the best.

mildly humoring... i think the wannabe gotti, Lee Hotti thread was the best 2 months ago. i don't think it'll get topped.

Cliffs Notes for those of you who don't want to bother reading the whole thread:

• Guy posts a very fictitious-sounding story about meeting a hot chick after racing her teg with his s2k.

• Guy posts several "updates" about her digging him (even though the guy sounds like a retarded douchebag).

• Guy posts pictures of her, she's hot, all the other dudes on the forum collectively leg hump her pictures and are blinded to his obvious retardation.

• Someone stumbles across a myspace account for the same chick, but under a different name and from a completely different city, calls BS.

• Original poster makes one lame attempt at defending his story, is not believable.

• A couple other guys recognize her as Keyra Augustina (you'll go blind and probably have hairy palms if you recognize the name).

• Orignal poster does not respond to allegations.

That's as far as I got at page 16... doubt there's much else worthwhile.

mildly humoring... i think the wannabe gotti, Lee Hotti thread was the best 2 months ago. i don't think it'll get topped.

I agree...those douche bags are still getting owned to this day.

i still think that one on the Mazda Protege forums is the best.

Keyra Augustina.


I can't believe he tried to pass her off as the chick he met.


I wonder whats her myspace........

wow... just wow.

I hope darwin comes back from the dead and kills his sorry ass.

..... Keyra Augustina (you'll go blind and probably have hairy palms if you recognize the name).

I didn't even bother to waste any of my time reading the thread and "googled" her and went right to the going blind and hairy palm stage ... that was well worth wasting 30 minutes of my life !!!!! :ylsuper: