Exhaust gets you laid.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/yeepiecoyote/host/flowmasters.gif

Discuss.

:eek7: I need to gets me an exhaust...:grinno:















The article seems fake to me IMO. No way a loud exhaust gets you laid..

haha sounds like an article from The onion. if you don't know what that is, it's this fake newspaper that started in madison that has a whole bunch of hilarious articles similar to that one.

I guess girls from Houston are sluts if they're fucking fart can Civics.

I guess girls from Houston are sluts if they're fucking fart can Civics.:lol:

I guess girls from Houston are sluts if they're fucking fart can Civics.


civics get you nowhere with the ladies... you gotta get the fart can accords. Just like the article. haha





funniest article ever...

I guess girls from Houston are sluts if they're fucking fart can Civics.
I was thinking the EXACT same thing, lol.

I wonder if that kid knows that the article is making fun of him :lol2:.

I wonder if that kid knows that the article is making fun of him :lol2:.
probably not. he probably tells his friends "yo, there's even a artice about it yo... i'm maaaaaaaad pimpin'."

wow....






...mad world...

What the article doesn't say is that these are the type of "fast and furious" models he's getting.

http://www.fastandfuriouseast.com/galleries/2003YIR-GIRLS/0946.jpg

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i seriously don't know what to say. i'm ever so shocked and appaled by the stupidity of it all. :sly:

What the article doesn't say is that these are the type of "fast and furious" models he's getting.

http://www.fastandfuriouseast.com/galleries/2003YIR-GIRLS/0946.jpgI don't remember seeing her type in F&F.

The only way my exhaust gets me laid is when I decide to have sex with it..

maybe they misquoted him saying "fat and ugly" wait...no, i'm right. :icon16:

:puke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! no more pics like that please. my eye's MY EYE'S!!!!

lol the writer of that artical sounds like he needs to get out more ...... "feel the raw power of the purring tail pipe ... mmmmmmm"

yeah lets stand back and feel about 2 bhp from a honda accord :eek7:

i knew becoming a real performance car guy was a mistake! girls don't wanna know about compression ratios and power to weight ratios, forget u guys i'm going back to becoming a ricer

That came straight from a college newsletter. Does anyone here realize that those things are written purely for humor?

No one takes that stuff seriously...

And I find it pretty funny. I guess I'm ready to go to college.

That came straight from a college newsletter. Does anyone here realize that those things are written purely for humor?

No one takes that stuff seriously...

And I find it pretty funny. I guess I'm ready to go to college.I knew it was fake..:p

I knew it was fake..:p

No you didn't. I got this PM from you.

I just don't get it Muscletang. How in the HELL can a damn flowmaster get you laid!?!? It's total bullshit and it's not fair!!! I hate that little sum bitch for getting so much ass!! God why can't that happen to me!?! WHYYY!?!?!?!!?!?

It's ok Flip, we feel your pain...

^:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Exhaust is wicked.

loud exhausts turn me on :)

lol jk

time to buy the V5 a fart can, no wait.....better swap it for a 1.6...

everyone knows the smaller the engine the more girls you get...


right...?

Carl Burwitzki likes it up the Tail Pipe

"Cuz I'm a bad motherfucker" If only there was a real newspaper that would write that in their articles I would read one everyday.

Please muscletang no more pics like that....I would like to sleep without nightmares!

Please muscletang no more pics like that....I would like to sleep without nightmares!

Well what I found funny is it's a real F&F type picture. I mean it came from a F&F website.

Well what I found funny is it's a real F&F type picture. I mean it came from a F&F website.another reason to hate F&F..:icon16:

another reason to hate F&F..:icon16:

Exactly.

Unless they change every single car into Mustangs and Corvettes with hot females driving them and having sex with each other like those chip monkeys from the other thread...then I might consider liking it.

hmm danmit i thought the noise of my v8 dual exhaust would get me laid...i knew i should of bought a wrecked civic with a coffee can on it.... WHY OHH THE HUMANITY

The only way my exhaust gets me laid is when I decide to have sex with it..


it's ok element... we know that's far too often :lol: j/k broh

I....seriously....died laughing...and Flippin got teabagged...pretty bad lol.

I....seriously....died laughing...and Flippin got teabagged...pretty bad lol.I don't remember any teabags...:screwy:

i guess humiliated would get the point across more...i dunno, im tired so im kind of on a stupified side right now..

those girls must b really desperate to go w/ an accord owner where the only thing he's got going is that muffler.

try these:
ml430 w/ lorinser quad exhaust and renntech performance package. it's got a nice deep note
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f143/s40/6c969cbd.jpg

or this
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f143/s40/3491c2fb.jpg

from a
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f143/s40/d414423b.jpg

i dind't know that la posted here.

I guess girls from Houston are sluts if they're fucking fart can Civics.LOL!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I prefer the sound of my open header v8....but if the chicks like the little engine they probably have the same little engine standard in the bedroom too.

I prefer the sound of my open header v8....but if the chicks like the little engine they probably have the same little engine standard in the bedroom too.

if that is the case i guess im more of a fan of these types

http://autonet.ca/francais/Nouvelles/Dossiers/Images/Cadillac_sixteen.jpg

:disappoin As much as I hate to do this................................




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:nono: bad bad drew.

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it's ok element... we know that's far too often :lol: j/k broh

There's a reason for my 4 1/2 inch tip.

There's a reason for my 4 1/2 inch tip.Your WHAT!!!????





















j/k

There's a reason for my 4 1/2 inch tip.


its probably a bolt on accessory

its probably a bolt on accessory LOL!!!

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:disappoin As much as I hate to do this................................




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:nono: bad bad drew.

hey i never said i dont LIKE to do it, i just said i felt bad for doing it drunk with a guy i dont know

or are you just upset that your I-4 cant stack up against his V-16?

its probably a bolt on accessory

http://www.rs-r.com/products/popup_images/civic_eg6.jpg Hater:flipa::icon16:

The only way my exhaust gets me laid is when I decide to have sex with it..

my friend abdi shagged a big exhaust once, afew hundred feet from our school. i tihnk they taped it

:disappoin my friend abdi shagged a big exhaust once, afew hundred feet from our school. i tihnk they taped it

taped or raped? i dont think to car would've wanted that..


and why? why would you stick your stuff in an exhaust pipe?

why would you stick your stuff in an exhaust pipe?
It's funny, I asked a gay dude the same thing the other day...

It's funny, I asked a gay dude the same thing the other day...:rofl:

^ouch :grinno:

Mitsugirly86 is HOT!!!! how do you like these custom dual HKS exhausts. You feal them befor you hear em!!!

damn right she's hot. did you see my quad exhaust?

A flowmaster:lol: Guess when it starts rusting thats it for him.

All I know is my truck sounds 10 times better than some accord. But seriously, since when did girls even pay attention to exhausts?

I'm thinking his number is more around 0. Exhaust, especially from an accord will not get you laid. It's not that fucking simple. Or they were all ugly and fat.

Either that or he forgot to add the fact that he paid them.:smooch:

^lol

Either that or he forgot to add the fact that he paid them.:smooch:Nice. :grinyes:

Mitsugirly86 is HOT!!!! how do you like these custom dual HKS exhausts. You feal them befor you hear em!!!

aww you making me blush lol

makes up for everyoe calling me a slut in the other thread:frown: