New Words for 2002
curious
07-01-2002, 10:32 PM
NEW WORDS FOR 2002
Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary:
BLAMESTORMING
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a
project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and
then leaves.
ASSMOSIS
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by
kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
SALMON DAY
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get
screwed and die in the end.
CUBE FARM
An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's
heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
MOUSE POTATO
The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
STRESS PUPPY
A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.
XEROX SUBSIDY
Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
IRRITAINMENT
Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself
unable to stop watching them.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to
work again.
OHNOSECOND
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made
a BIG mistake.
Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary:
BLAMESTORMING
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a
project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and
then leaves.
ASSMOSIS
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by
kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
SALMON DAY
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get
screwed and die in the end.
CUBE FARM
An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's
heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
MOUSE POTATO
The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
STRESS PUPPY
A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.
XEROX SUBSIDY
Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
IRRITAINMENT
Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself
unable to stop watching them.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to
work again.
OHNOSECOND
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made
a BIG mistake.
Ssom
07-01-2002, 11:05 PM
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
That is so blimmin true as well............:(
That is so blimmin true as well............:(
carnut
07-02-2002, 12:42 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by curious
[B]NEW WORDS FOR 2002
Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary:
ASSMOSIS
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by
kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
See my other post, exactly what I mean by the new generation of supervisors, "YES MEN"! Good one, bahahahahahahahhahaha!
[B]NEW WORDS FOR 2002
Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary:
ASSMOSIS
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by
kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
See my other post, exactly what I mean by the new generation of supervisors, "YES MEN"! Good one, bahahahahahahahhahaha!
speediva
07-02-2002, 01:57 AM
Originally posted by curious
NEW WORDS FOR 2002
Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary:
STRESS PUPPY
A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.
IRRITAINMENT
Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself
unable to stop watching them.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to
work again.
Translation:
1) Me :angel:
2) CNN :apuke:
3) My job when I leave work. :D
NEW WORDS FOR 2002
Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary:
STRESS PUPPY
A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.
IRRITAINMENT
Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself
unable to stop watching them.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to
work again.
Translation:
1) Me :angel:
2) CNN :apuke:
3) My job when I leave work. :D
tazdev
07-02-2002, 03:47 AM
Originally posted by curious
SEAGULL MANAGER
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and
then leaves.
sounds like my boss:(
SEAGULL MANAGER
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and
then leaves.
sounds like my boss:(
ragt20
07-02-2002, 07:37 AM
me like those :lol2:
so true some of them ...
so true some of them ...
Ando_Rules
07-02-2002, 09:52 AM
lol good ones curious, these r some funny stuff man lol, the mouse potato dats me
StageOneGalant
07-02-2002, 10:06 AM
COPY...............PASTE....................SAVE.. ................PRINT...............
now it's time to place it in the office so my slackers would ge the damn job done.... thanxs man...!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now it's time to place it in the office so my slackers would ge the damn job done.... thanxs man...!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AEstud
07-02-2002, 10:15 AM
this is a definate keeper.
Gonthrax
07-03-2002, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by curious
OHNOSECOND
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made
a BIG mistake.
Ahhh yes, I have many of these :D :D
OHNOSECOND
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made
a BIG mistake.
Ahhh yes, I have many of these :D :D
Mugen_R
07-03-2002, 07:45 PM
lol, those are greatnesses:rolleyes:
primera man
07-05-2002, 02:47 AM
My boss is all the above :p :p
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