Cannibals ! hehe hehe
ragt20
07-01-2002, 06:24 PM
> FIVE CANNIBALS
>
> Cannibals are hired as scientists in a large manufacturing company.
During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team
now.You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for
something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees."
>
> The cannibals promise to be good.
>
> Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very
hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors
has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?" The cannibals
all shake their heads no.
>
> After the boss leaves, the cannibal leader asks, "Which of you idiots
ate the janitor?" A hand rises hesitantly, to which the leader of the
cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating supervisors,
Team Leaders, and Project Managers and no one noticed anything,
and you have to go and eat the janitor!" :eek: :eek: :eek:
>
> Cannibals are hired as scientists in a large manufacturing company.
During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team
now.You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for
something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees."
>
> The cannibals promise to be good.
>
> Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very
hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors
has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?" The cannibals
all shake their heads no.
>
> After the boss leaves, the cannibal leader asks, "Which of you idiots
ate the janitor?" A hand rises hesitantly, to which the leader of the
cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating supervisors,
Team Leaders, and Project Managers and no one noticed anything,
and you have to go and eat the janitor!" :eek: :eek: :eek:
tazdev
07-02-2002, 03:31 AM
too true:D
Nice one Ragt
Nice one Ragt
Moppie
07-02-2002, 04:10 AM
:lol2: LOL :lol2: LOL :lol2: LOL :lol2: LOL :lol2: LOL :lol2: LOL :lol2: LOL :lol2: LOL :lol2: LOL :lol2: LOL :lol2: LOL :lol2: LOL :lol2: LOL
I could use a few of those canibals at work!
I could use a few of those canibals at work!
DVSNCYNIKL
07-02-2002, 08:16 AM
Could you please send them my way? :D
Ando_Rules
07-02-2002, 09:47 AM
hehe lol:D :D :D thats a good one no one cares bout anyone but the janitor
Damien
07-05-2002, 02:16 AM
Heard it......nut it was based on the military.
The cannibals at differnet officers but messed up by eating a chief.
Still funny though! :lol2::lol2::lol2:
The cannibals at differnet officers but messed up by eating a chief.
Still funny though! :lol2::lol2::lol2:
Polygon
07-05-2002, 02:40 AM
:spit:
Hehe, good one man!
Hehe, good one man!
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