I Think Im Dying!!!!!

I went tanning and got uber burnt what cures a killer sun burn!!!:frown:

vinegar.

post pics.

Not... going sun tanning.

alovera lotion takes tha burn out......Works really well.....Have boy friend or girl friend rub it all over your body.....

Aloe vera

ahhh yes, I have been caught not spellin right again.....oh well,,,,,,

duct tape, it can fix anything

alovera lotion takes tha burn out......Works really well.....Have boy friend or girl friend rub it all over your body.....


girlfriend??? lol I dunno who will I dont have a boyfriend

Aloe, lots of water, and pain killers

If your close to Minnesota, I could help you

If your close to Minnesota, I could help you

yeah but I dont think even you would want to rub aloe vera on my rear end its the most burnt lol

girlfriend??? lol I dunno who will I dont have a boyfriend





lol, take tha shower curtain off and lay it on your bed, then put the ALOE VERA all over it....Then strip down and roll around in it......or you can chase down tha nearest old man and ask him to do it....:wink: :evillol:

lol, take tha shower curtain off and lay it on your bed, then put the ALOE VERA all over it....Then strip down and roll around in it......or you can chase down tha nearest old man and ask him to do it....:wink: :evillol:

shower curtain thing is very clever

Or you could get a paint roller. Get the one with the extendable handle. Then you could just kinda paint roll the aloe on. Plus lots of booze. and pictures

lol, take tha shower curtain off and lay it on your bed, then put the ALOE VERA all over it... :evillol:


That's actually a really good idea...lol

I never would have thought of it..

Theres this green stuff called Solarcaine, does wonders on sun burns. I got a wicked sun burn last yr at our baseball teams car wash. That stuff was my hero for a week. Then i peeled my entire back off.....gross.

Theres this green stuff called Solarcaine, does wonders on sun burns. I got a wicked sun burn last yr at our baseball teams car wash. That stuff was my hero for a week. Then i peeled my entire back off.....gross.

yeah eww... lol

I know when my sister had a really bad burn, she got somthing from the place that was better than aloe

That solarcaine works wonders when your sitting in a pool in Mexico with no suntan lotion on getting drunk and cooking at the same time.

I know when my sister had a really bad burn, she got somthing from the place that was better than aloe

???

I know when my sister had a really bad burn, she got somthing from the place that was better than aloe
Ok thecRackster, how about you elabortae on what the hell it is you're trying to say.

...or you can chase down tha nearest old man and ask him to do it....:wink: :evillol:

Why would she want an old man to roll around on her shower curtain? :uhoh:

lol, I ment have tha old man put tha lotion on her....

When I first moved to Fla. I got burnt for the first time and I used solarcaine worked better than aloe but if you can't find taht then aloe is the second best.

Whipped cream and cherries do pretty good in a pinch

Or you could do a seinfeld and put butter on before you sunbathe

You could give Chuck Norris a call I hear he's prety good at everything. I don't see why he couldn't help you out with your burn.

Wow. is there nothing Chuck Norris can't do???!!!

Fight Crime-Check
Rescue People-Check
Kick Ass-Check
Cure a Sunburn-Check

Seriously, try Noxema. You know, that stuff you use to keep your skin all pretty(At least my wife does). It IS the ultimate. It's soooooo cold to the touch, it will shock the living snot out of you. Give it a shot. Then pictures.

heres my back and yes I do have freckles... lol
http://i2.tinypic.com/ouxl5y.jpg

im sure you'll all say it's gross, but when i had sun-stroke from really bad sunburn thet thing i was told you use was natural yoghurt. yes, it's nasty. aloe vera is good too. but i had the natural yoghurt on the area and it worked wonders on the sunburn. it will sting like a bithc though, no avoiding that.

/\ Yogurt? Not nasty, but maybe a little freaky. Sounds extra messy though.

girlfriend??? lol I dunno who will I dont have a boyfriend


i'll be right over.

:icon16:

oh great now even I'M leg-humping...

:uhoh:

That isn't that bad of a burn, just put on a shirt and tough it out, or go topless, dosen't matter to me. It'll be better in a few days. But yea, aloe vera works pretty good, just put it on every couple hours or so.

/\ Yogurt? Not nasty, but maybe a little freaky. Sounds extra messy though.

i only really had it on my back and shoulders, so i slept on my front and didnt roll over. it's not a pleasant experience but it did work.

the guy at the camp i stayed at told me the essentials you need for yourself or someone else who has sun-stroke:

7up or sprite for sugar
plain salted chips for salt
natural yoghurt for the burn. (it HAS to be natural)

plenty of that will help, it really worked for me.

That isn't that bad of a burn, just put on a shirt and tough it out, or go topless, dosen't matter to me. It'll be better in a few days. But yea, aloe vera works pretty good, just put it on every couple hours or so.


well its not really my back that hurts really bad but more so my ass... its UBER burnt...

well honey start rubbing that aloe on your ass.....unless you like tha burn.....then I am shure someone around here has a belt....

i guess you wont be sitting down for a while, huh?

just aloe vera or natural yoghurt. that's it, there's no miracle cure.

well its not really my back that hurts really bad but more so my ass... its UBER burnt...

Pics or shenanigans you can send them to my pm box.:naughty:

Just my chance to endulge in some E-leghumping.

Haha, I'm still peeling from keeping score at a softball tourney as school punishment. It wasn't really punishment cause softball chicks have the most awesome legs and asses...:evillol: Best think I have found is to soak in a tub with vinegar in it. Some kind or aloe gel takes the sting out while you sleep. Only thing I can say about your ass...break out the thongs and skirts(nothing to rub on)...then send pics

Post pics of your ass, just so we can tell you the best solution. Different degrees of burns require different treatments. We'd really have to see it to give you the best solution.

Marone(italian)! Your a hottie. I'll be on my way.....

I agree with everyone that said Solarcaine. I used that stuff religiously for the week after Ozzfest. My face looked green and my nose peeled off along with most of my shoulders, but it didn't hurt at all.

Haha, I'm still peeling from keeping score at a softball tourney as school punishment. It wasn't really punishment cause softball chicks have the most awesome legs and asses...:evillol: Best think I have found is to soak in a tub with vinegar in it. Some kind or aloe gel takes the sting out while you sleep. Only thing I can say about your ass...break out the thongs and skirts(nothing to rub on)...then send pics

Most of the girls in my hs softball team were fugs...

now the vball and dance team on the other hand Yowza!

wiw it seems everyone wants to see your ass, believe me i wouldnt complain

I got some stuff at Walmart after a very bad wind/sun burn. Its called Ocean Potion Instant Burn Relief ICE. It worked on me after a 7 hour tour on my Motocycle so it will work on anything.

Yeah the day after i burnt the shit out of my back i had to play in a double header as a catcher. That was terrible....shit stung to no tomorrow.

Yeah the day after i burnt the shit out of my back i had to play in a double header as a catcher. That was terrible....shit stung to no tomorrow.

hmmmm....me, Red and DMC12 could use a roadtrip this weekend....

How about 3 guys help your ass out? ;)

Here you go. This should help.

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=451573

I hear sandpaper works well.

Seriously though, what the fuck? I drop off the radar for 2 weeks and the freaks start coming out of the woodwork.

I hear sandpaper works well.

Seriously though, what the fuck? I drop off the radar for 2 weeks and the freaks start coming out of the woodwork.

You were gone for two weeks??? Where did you go?

No naked pics yet :disappoin

Banana boat aloe vera, $5.59
Non-stop flight from Minneapolis to Seattle, $453
Rental car to drive from Seattle to Ocean Shores, $18.10
Being able to rub aloe vera all over Venessa, PRICELESS :evillol:

I went tanning and got uber burnt what cures a killer sun burn!!!:frown:
sex....

post pics.

WTF!! are you a power puff girl or something?

just sorta kidding....,but i'm glad I don't have to worry about sun burns ever.

even with dark skin can't you get sunburn at all? i thought there was a point where it's so intense it's inevitable, or is that only under real extremes and not something that would happen say on the beach in 3-digit weather?

its not the heat, its the UV rays.

You can be in the artic and get a far worse sunburn than sitting on the beach.

yea, but that was an example.

i go skiing, and despite the fact it can be -20 deg. C you can still get major sunburn.

well...no offence but thats not a good example :lol:

because it has nothing to do with the heat like you just said...So it would have been better to say "couldnt you in a high UV index?"

and the answer is yes. The more pigment you have the harder it is to burn. That is why we tan, the body is repairing itself and adding more pigment so to help prevent it from getting hurt again.

A black fellow can still get a nasty burn, but wouldnt be as easy as say...a goth white girl. Just because of the Melatonin (spelling is way off...I think...sorry).

yea, but if i said "so, could you get burned in conditions with a high UV index?" they'd probably think "WTF?" it's just easier to talk about heat, people accept heat as the reason for sunburn, not UV so it's easier that way.

but yes, i was wrong.