While I'm waiting for model paint to dry...
tonioseven
03-01-2006, 08:20 PM
Blonde Tip-toe
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
:shakehead
The Engineer and the Frog
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want!"
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want!"
The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"
:disappoin
Those Darn Kids
An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were sitting in the pub discussing families. The talk turned to children and each was surprised to find out that they all had 14-year-old daughters.
The Englishman explained that his problem was that he had found cigarette butts under his daughter's bed, “I didn't know she smoked,” was his lament.
The Frenchy then proclaimed that he had found whiskey bottles under his child's bed. “I was not aware that she drank,” he moaned.
The Irishman was adamant that he had the more pressing problem -- he had found condoms under his darling daughter's bed. “I didn't know she had a dick,” he wailed.
:grinno:
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
:shakehead
The Engineer and the Frog
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want!"
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want!"
The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"
:disappoin
Those Darn Kids
An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were sitting in the pub discussing families. The talk turned to children and each was surprised to find out that they all had 14-year-old daughters.
The Englishman explained that his problem was that he had found cigarette butts under his daughter's bed, “I didn't know she smoked,” was his lament.
The Frenchy then proclaimed that he had found whiskey bottles under his child's bed. “I was not aware that she drank,” he moaned.
The Irishman was adamant that he had the more pressing problem -- he had found condoms under his darling daughter's bed. “I didn't know she had a dick,” he wailed.
:grinno:
2.2 Straight six
03-01-2006, 08:23 PM
hmm....not sure about the first two, i'd rather watch paint dry (sarcastic, no offence meant)
the third was great though.
the third was great though.
79Bandit
03-01-2006, 08:25 PM
umm you know that last one is sapose to be a blond joke? some one somewhere fuc*** up...
FlippiN.af
03-01-2006, 08:26 PM
Numba 3 funny!
Hehehehehe..
Hehehehehe..
TRUBO_89
03-01-2006, 08:29 PM
uhhhh..have you been sniffing paint?? jkjk
clawhammer
03-01-2006, 09:23 PM
Number 3 is hilarious
Hobbes
03-01-2006, 10:51 PM
uhhhh..have you been sniffing paint?? jkjk
I think he has...
:p
Did like the third one...
I think he has...
:p
Did like the third one...
1986Z28
03-02-2006, 05:59 PM
all pretty funny
Rally Sport
03-03-2006, 10:28 AM
All were great.. especially liked number 2
WickedNYCowboy
03-03-2006, 02:23 PM
All were great.. especially liked number 2
:1:
:1:
sv650s
03-03-2006, 05:26 PM
the last one was great and nice smilies, good that you already knew our reaction to the jokes.
SLoe
03-03-2006, 06:00 PM
I like #2 the best.
dugie6551
03-08-2006, 10:47 AM
All were great.. especially liked number 2
:1: ... I work with engineers so it suits ....
:1: ... I work with engineers so it suits ....
MNcarfan
03-08-2006, 10:57 AM
#2 was pretty funny.
vinnym86
03-08-2006, 11:00 AM
i liked #2, too. Majoring in Mechanical and Design Engineering, interned at Fujitsu, so yeah, i know the mentality, lol
kicker1_solo
03-12-2006, 03:40 PM
Numba 3 funny!
Hehehehehe..
agreed lol
Hehehehehe..
agreed lol
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