Clever scam

Heads up, I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping at the mall.

This happened to me at the mall, and it could happen to you anywhere.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking girls about 19 or 20 years old come over to your car while you're loading your new stuff into your car. They both start wiping your windshield with a cloth and Windex, with their boobs almost falling out of their skimpy tank-tops. It is impossible not to look. When I thanked them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another shopping center. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably again tonight.

uh...................?

which mall...ill take care of them! :lol:

^^ I'd like to know too. I was just confused on how many times you lost your wallet...

he caries backups just incase

lol...

I'd buy two wallets a day if I was caught up in that scam. Poor guy, how do you not give up with curcumstances like that?

That doesn't sound like a scam sounds more like prostitution without you willingly paying except Clawhammer. Seems he was willing to pay :)

Fuck that keep an empty wallet in your pocket and keep the real one in the glove box or something.


P.S.: Where is this mall??

wallet sells went up by 50% since this thread started

oh shit you fell for it too? except in my case it was in my house, they even stole my dog

A trick I just thought of, that I would do is I'd empty my wallet, and put one of those folded 20 fakes that appear real, just folded four times and once unfolded say "Gotchya!" You like find them at the party stores and all. throw those in the wallet, pcik those two chicks up, they do their thing, steal my cheap wallet, and I drive off. Touche.

o, i see,
a joke

o, i see,
a joke
http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/812/captainobvious1id.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

o, i see,
a joke


you know what they say, "if it seems too good to be true, it probably is"....dang

good one!

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What shopping center were they headed to next?

lol i think id purposely fall for that one

this isnt where i parked my car.

o, i see,
a joke

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/812/captainobvious1id.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

that had me in fits of laughter

WTF!! no and not captain obvious again.

S2000s don't have backseats...

(yes, i know it was a joke)

that happened to me in front of a strip club... does that count? or was that... in... a strip club. without the wash... *shiver* so dirty