Tell your getting pulled over stories here!

I kno its dumb, but i like to read about when people get pulled over and how they get out of crap.... for instance:

it was me in my red talon doing 65 in a 30mph, my friend brad in his 01 red grand am doing about 62mph in a 30, and my friend nick doing 45 in the 30 in his ford ranger gunmetal gray pick up... my radar dector went off and i SLAMMEd on the brakes.... nick gets pulled over, remind you he is third in line, i was first, in his gunmetal gray ford ranger and gets a ticket...:grinno::lol::grinyes:

so lets hear 'em!!!

I passed a cop doing 90 in a 55 and got pulled over, no ticket though, just a long ass talk about what would happen if I hit a deer.

I was with my EX g/f one night and we had went to wal-mart(this was when i first got license has restricted couldn't drive after 6 pm) well it was 3 am....so we left outa wal-mart and she told me to go the wrong way then said NO GO THE OTHER WAY, so i started to go the other way and noticed this nice big ass pick-up truck headed right for me. So i kick it spin tires blah blah well next thing i know i see blue lights. Mind you 5 ppl in the car no seat belts...and some drugs.....(not dealing with that anymore btw) so he comes up and asks for license, registration, and proof of insurance well i had just got the car so no proof of insurance yet. So all in all he gave me a warning for 65 in a 30. and a 450 fine for not having proof of insurance but gave me 2 weeks to get it to the police station and he droped it.

got pulled over 4 times, but the most interesting one was when i got pulled for racing. on the freeway racing a 350z, beat it and saw a highway patrol in the corner of my eye and braked hard. so hard that my front brake sparked, from what the patrol told me. lady highway patrol, she told me that she likes towing cars like mine, and blah blah blah, then gave me a warning and to stop trying to go faster than other cars :lol:

1st time I got pulled over for not having my liscence plate on my front bumper.

2nd time I got pulled over for not signalling a turn at a stop sign. Thing is, it was 2am and I just snuck my girlfriend out of her house. We stopped at a park for like a second because my girl and I were thinking about going to chill in the park for little, but we kept driving. She sees headlights in my mirror and immidiately says "Oh shit is that a cop?" and I look back, didn't see any lights on top because it was too far away. So I said "no I don't think so". Turn at a stop sign and the blues go off. Right now we're both have that 'oh fuck' mentality. She's 17 so its waaaaaaaay past legal curfew for her. So she was flipping out. Cop comes and asks for liscence and registration then says "You know this park is closed right?" and I tell him I'm lost, I'm trying to find my way back to so and so. He asked for proof of insurance and turns out my insurance was expired by like 4 days. Damn. So got ticketed for that and then he gave me directions to where I was trying to go (even though I knew perfectly how to get there). So I got off pretty lucky that time.

Wow... I have a zillion stories for this one... I'm gonna have to type them up tomorrow thought cause its gonna take me forever to type them all. lol

Somehow i have never gotten a ticket... I drive like an idiot, I speed all the time and the speedometer doesn't even work in my eclipse!!! I race at every opportunity, and i have only been pulled over once and that was on my ghetto ass 89 honda accord. I do have one good story abut my brother (i was in the car) we went to taco bell and my brother (when his eclipse was working) kept flooring it and blowing off and he spun the tires several times. Then he passed two cars in a turn lane and passes two cars stiopped at a stop sign, he was going over 50 (this is a parking lot road and the speed limit was 15), after this we see two cops sitting in the parking lot near where we were. I'm like oh shit you're fucked! so he pulls in like 2 spots away from the cops and one pulls over near us. The cop comes up and says my bros eyes aren't responding to his flashlight so he says "so fuckin take me in and test me" he kind of ignored that and said something bout spinning the tires. My brother said something was wrong with the car and asked if he could go out and check it. the cop's like no just waite here, goes to his car (I'm thinking he's calling back-up and my brother is getting arrested) he comes back with a warning ticket!!! I was lke how the fuck did you get out of that!!! He had at least five tings to write a ticket for and gave you a warning!?!?! It was kinda log but thats my story (Aaron aka mexrocket was with us too)

one morning i was bored so i took the old gs up on the highway.as i am doing about 75mph a newer grand am passes me in the fast lane so i cut over and get behind him,well also noticed a bmw behind me but he was on my ass.so i moved to the next lane to let him get next to me so i could speed up well it kinda turned into a three way race not for long they both slow down and i pass them and sure thing right over the hill was a mass statie waiting.well he pulled out after me and pulled me over i look in the rear view and see the bmw right behind his patrol car(undercover).well he gives me a $360 ticket and off i go turn around at the next exit and im now on the other side of rt128 going south guess who i see in the fast lane baiting people,yep the beamer. mass state police suck

65 in a 35. Wasn't paying attention and the speed changed for a period of two blocks as you go through balley, pa... Cop always sits i dealership but it was late at nigth and I was tired and forgot to slow down. No one was on the road but me.

Got me for violation of a traffic control device.

100 dollars. :/

When I was 17, a buddy of mine and I were driving down a pretty boring road just minding our own bussiness when all of a sudden I see a car come flying around the corner in front of us. I said something like "holy shit that guy is flying" and as he passes me I see Sheriff written on the side and I look in my rear view mirror and I see brake lights, I instintly paniced and shot down the first road on my right and pulled into the first drive way i saw (turns out, upon further inspection it wasn't a driveway) and I turn off my lights. Well guess what he pulls in right behind me lights just going crazy. Well he walks up and asks for the usual licenese and registration and I give them to him and he says do you live here and I say of course, "no". Then he asks "then why did you pull in here?", I said "I'm turning around". He said "you turn off your headlights when you turn around?" At this moment I'm scared as hell for a couple of reasons, one I've never been pulled over...ever, two I wasn't even suppose to be driving because for anyone with a licence under the age of 18 must be off the roads by 9pm and it was like 1am. Not to mention that it was not my house I was pulled over at and the people were starring out the window, how embarassing. Well he comes back up to the window and says "you know your not suppose to be driving after 9pm?" and I'm like "no I didn't know that" (playing dumb is not the smartest of things to do). Well he was actually pretty cool about it, he then asked us what we were doing driving around at this time of night and if you all knew where I lived then driving around is the only thing to do, at least we weren't breaking shit at the local park. Well he basically told me to go home and park the car, and that he didn't want to see me out driving again that night. It turns out that I was also going 62 in a 45, that's why I got pulled over.

I had scheduled an inspection at my dads mechanic which is a long time friend of the family. Well this guy was one of those lick and stick kind of guys and I had my Tercel and it was due in October of 2003 to be inspected. Well he was out of stickers and he was waiting for the new year to come to turn and he would inspect my car the first bussiness day of the new year. We scheduled the appointment for 2pm on the first bussiness day of the new year (1/2/04). Well guess what I get pulled over on my way to getting the inspection done, at 1:52pm, fucking Murphy's Law:banghead:. Well the dick head cop tells me that since I'm so over due that he can't let me go even though I told him "I'm on my way there, can't you follow me?" He says no and gives me a $100 fine. How fucked up is that, I go to court with the reciept from the mechanic and they wouldn't even listen to me. Also I had to get another reciept because my dog literally ate it because I left it on the table over night.

There Mike, giggle all you want!!!:rofl:

I have none. I am a good kid. I have some good ones of when I was in the car, but not the one driving.

1) (2003) Getting strip searched in Tijuana after going down the wrong way trying to get back across the border. We were coming back from Senior Frogs and the strip club at 5am, all fucked up. My friend Alvin had nunchucks with him, and I had two stilettos (souvenirs which we were then told are felonies eqv. to a gun :greddy2: ). Another friend was allowed across the border to withdraw money to bribe the federales, which he hid up his ass. Better than spending the night in TJ jail. True story.
2) (2000) Driving with my friend Victor, an illegal alien without a license, when he runs from the cops and trashes the car. We were at the Fairmont sideshows.
3) (199?) My dad getting pulled out of the car and arrested for driving without a license, having no insurance, driving an unregistered car, having no seat belt, etc.

I don't even wana go their...

Liking the sig there hooptie.

I was cruizing down the highway and a wrx pulled up next to me and he kept stepping on the gas so i downshifted at this time we are going like 90 mph sid by side, he steps on his gas and then i stepped on mine and started pulling hard from him got it up to about 120 mph and shut her down. 2 Miles down the road i have 3 state troopers comming after me and stopped me. No one ever got a radar on me just the wrx running with me had a idea what i was going, well come to find out that was a under cover cop i was racing at speeds of 120 mph :eek: . He radio ahead and they were waiting for me. I got really lucky i got it reduced to 86 mph since they did not get a solid radar on me. That happened a 1 1/2 years ago.

I was doing 130 in a 65 in the cobra. But they only got me for 94 in a 65. Bastards.

This was just last week too.

:rofl: HOLY SHIT gsx_hooptie! Man, that blows any pulled over story in the world right the fuck out of the water.

Well, heres my sorry ass story ;). I've been pulled over 3 times. The first for 50 in a 35 (verbal warning), three months later 60 in a 45 (verbal warning, good thing I smashed the brakes when I saw his lights coming, I was going faster than that), then 6 months later I got it for going 50 in a 35 down town with no proof of insurance. That one was a written warning, but a bullshit one. I was damn near parked in the turn lane when that bastard came around the corner and I wasnt speeding that day anyway. Who ever said bullshitting isnt a good thing to do is crazy, how do you think I got out of three 15 over tickets? You kiss ass and pretend you didnt know what you were doing. Being polite helps too. Its been almost two years since I've been pulled over though.

1. Out headlight in an old beater. Got a warning and 10 days to fix.

2. I was on my way home from work at 9pm. First off I am tired as shit and all I want to do is smoke my cigarette and go home. This car comes flying around a turn behind me and comes right up on my ass. They where so close I couldn't even see their headlights. I look at it and decide it isn't a cop so I drop it down to second while doing 25 and take the hell off. I hit a good 65-70 before giving up and not seeing the car in my rearview mirrior anymore. So I slow down doing 40 riding 4th gear down a hill. Once again the car gets on me and as I get in towards town I see the lights on top and and my heart sinks. Right about then the lights come on and I pull over. This lady cop was being a bitch... she knew she had no clue how fast I was going when I took off but, knew I was flying. So she asks for the normal stuff and I give it to her. I ask her if I should put my cigarette out and she says you should but, if you put it out on the road you get a litering fine for 350. So I decide that isn't a good idea and ask if I can just ash on the road. She replies with "SIR ANYTHING THAT IS IN YOUR CAR THAT YOU PUT OUT OF IT IS LITTERING! SO NO!" I say sorry ma'am and conintue smoking and not ashing(lol). I get away with doing 40 in a 30(she paced me while going down the hill and riding 4th) She gave me a ticket for not following traffic control devices. something like 100+50 so 150 total.

Liking the sig there hooptie.

Thanks, ned. I'm liking the quote.

I was doing 130 in a 65 in the cobra. But they only got me for 94 in a 65. Bastards.

This was just last week too.


Hmmm, at that speed, depending at where you were at I would've been all too tempted to keep going.

lol yeah thats a bit to catch up hard to catch up to you if you do 130 and had a while you could run out of site. My friend did an awesome thing to his plate. He can retract it with a switch :) so cool.

I got off being nice and playing dumb not as bad of a fine as I should have had.

i want a (belcrow)sp? plate on my bike so i can pull it off, if i im going fast enought to go to jail :uhoh:

i think it's velcrow. My friends is on rails. It retracts up into his bumper when he hits a switch and he has a digicam mounted in under it so he can watch his back the front dash.

haha damn thats awesome. I have seen a plastic covering that you can put over top of your license plate. The plate is filled with gases and when the gases are charged with electric they turn black so you cant see the license plate. So you put the two layer plastic over top the plate then run wires up front and simply flick a switch when it is needed.

thats awesome. I saw this stuff which is suppose to reflect camera's from taking a picture of your plate. But never that. If you run across a link let me know. I did a quick search but couldn't find anything. I was thinking of putting mine on rails and having it pull it into the trunk area but the lights are there... So i'm not sure what to do.

Deffinatly be carefull about that. I am not positive but, I would bet that you could get in a good bit of trouble if you hid your license plate then got caught anyway. But hey, getting caught by the police ussually means you are always getting in a good bit of trouble no matter what.

No "w" in velcro ;). If I am remembering right, it was made by a french scientist. I dont remember what he was originally making, but he had the strip of little hooks and accidentally got it stuck to some velvet. After further developement, came out with somethign similair to what we have today. The name comes from the two things that went into it, velvet and little things that looked like crochet hooks.

I think auto loc makes hide away license plates, I'll look for a link in a little while.

i just want to hide it when im racing at night. There is a strip by my house that people race around 1-2 am in the morning and I usually head over there. Rarely is their a cop but yanno just in case they would catch on sometime. It was funny I didn't go out last weekend and when I drove by on that road to work there was a 1g talon tsi awd sitting on the side of the road with a towel out the window i think he broke down the night before lol

Damn I wish there was a strip close to my house. I have to drive about 15-20 minutes away to find a nice place + people to race with. Because of that reason and of course the danger I do not do it often.

How To Get Out of A Speeding Ticket

Officer: License and registration please.
You: I am sorry sir, I have neither. My license was taken away a week ago. And I do not have the registration because I stole this car.
Officer: You stole this car!?
You: Yes, I killed the lady who was driving it and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There is a dead lady in your trunk?
You: Yes officer I shot her with the gun I stashed in the glove box.
**Now the officer calls for back up...back up arrives and the guy in charge approaches you.

Officer2: My partner here says you don't have a license, shot a lady, stole her car, stuffed her in the trunk, and there is a gun in the glove box.
You: OMG are you serious!? WHOA, what is wrong with that officer!? Is he on drugs!? I am sorry for the misunderstanding. Here is my license and registration sir. :lol:

it's about 8 city blocks long. No stop lights. Speed limit is 40 on it normally. you go from the light at one end to the part at the other end. It narrows right before the end into 1 lane on each side (from 2 on each side) to go under a bridge. You can tear down the road and most poeple do at night. Dumb cops usually sit on the other side of the bridge and never catch anyone. There isn't really anywhere for a cop to sit unless they are undercover and race you.

Most people turn around without going through bridge. Occasionally I cut under the bridge and 3 more blocks down that road there is a bridge about 4 blocks long that people tear across when heading into center city. Thats a cool race. I took a civic on that bridge with my old eclipse once. He pulled up with some loud ass muffler and by the time I hit second he was about a car or two behind. I know the gs spyder wasn't that fast so I think he drove crappy. I let up at end of bridge and he flew by me muffler roaring.

How To Get Out of A Speeding Ticket

Officer: License and registration please.
You: I am sorry sir, I have neither. My license was taken away a week ago. And I do not have the registration because I stole this car.
Officer: You stole this car!?
You: Yes, I killed the lady who was driving it and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There is a dead lady in your trunk?
You: Yes officer I shot her with the gun I stashed in the glove box.
**Now the officer calls for back up...back up arrives and the guy in charge approaches you.

Officer2: My partner here says you don't have a license, shot a lady, stole her car, stuffed her in the trunk, and there is a gun in the glove box.
You: OMG are you serious!? WHOA, what is wrong with that officer!? Is he on drugs!? I am sorry for the misunderstanding. Here is my license and registration sir. :lol:


Or Officer #1 hurls you out of the car, handcuffs you and throws you in the cruiser.

Lol I know that is probably what would happen... Or you get held at gun point and wacked in the face. Then thrown into the pavement. Officer searches your car and finds nothing but, you still go to jail. It is suppose to be funny man... I don't really recommend doing it.

Yup I know, but ya never know what people will do these days.

I've been pulled over 11 times and got 9 tickets (not all speeding tickets)
The worst one happened on my way to school, 5 months after I got my liscense and 1 month after I got a ticket for 47 in a 35. I caught a stoplight with a cavalier, (this was when I had my GST), I wasnt planning on racing him but he dumped it off the line, so I stepped on it, I passed him and changed lanes in front of him. At that point I was going 120. Right after I checked my speedometer I looked into the oncoming lane and a trooper was coming my way. I slammed on the brakes, looked in my rearview miirror and seen him whip a U turn in the ditch and come after us. He pulled us over and talked to the kid in the cavalier first. Then he walks up to my window and asked me what the hell I was doing. Then tells me the other kid told him we were racing. The cop bitched us out for awhile, told us he wanted to impound our cars. Then he looks at me and says, "This is why parents shouldnt be buying their kids cars like these" I told him I payed for every bit of it, Then he said well now your getting a ticket and they are going to have to pay more for your insurance, I said actually I pay my own insurance... Finally he gave us each a wreckless driving ticket and a court date. I ended up with a $75 court fee, lost my drivers license and the plates on my car for a month, and 90 days probation. Funny thing is out of all my tickets none have shown up on my record....

I was doing 55 in a 45. I see the undercover cop on the side of the road so i obviously slow down. As i am passing him he points at me to pull over through his front window. He was parked perpendicular to the road BTW. Anyway he comes out the car and asks for my papers. the usual. He tells me he clocked me doing 65 in a 45. I know he is Bullshitting me but what can i do. He goes back in his car and writes a 140 dollar ticket. I was so damn polite to this guy and he wouldnt even let me defend myself.
Just to let you know i was driving a Kia sephia and when i do acually do 65, the whole car shakes. I was scared to do 65 before my wheel falls off or something. Anyway to make matters worse i fought the ticket. When i was up infront of the judge i was so damn nervious and i told my 5 min story. He said outright i dont believe you and fined me the 140. OK. So i had to pay the 140. Two weeks later in the mail New York State sends me a bill for $300. Apparantly now when you get 6 or more points in NYS within 18 months you need to pay a driver responsability fee. So the one damn lying cop who didnt even have a gun out to clock me cost me $440 and six pts on my liscense. Yes the one ticket was six damn points.
Sorry for the long post.