Man caught screwing goat must marry it

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

I bet he listens to "Metallica - So What" a whole lot.

Damn, haha, that must suck, but he shouldnt of had been screwing the goat in the first place.

Instead of making him marry it they should of shot both him and the goat seeing as how they are both damaged goods now

Maybe the goat was asking for it? :naughty:

Maybe the goat was asking for it? :naughty:

Sick bastard..

One more post and you hit 7 grand Rally? Damn.

You're like the Madonna of AF.

I bet he listens to "Metallica - So What" a whole lot.

I FUCKED A SHEEP!
I FUCKED A GOAT!
RAMMED MY...


Wait a second. I'm just gonna stop right there.

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When they have a kid they can name him Billy..

One more post and you hit 7 grand Rally? Damn.

You're like the Madonna of AF.

Whoa.. I cant believe I hit 7K posts.. I totally forgot about it.. this is post 7006.. :lol:

how did u manage 7k posts in a year....thats like impossible...

how did u manage 7k posts in a year....thats like impossible...

Not really.. my profile speaks for itself..


Total Posts: 7,007 (18.79 posts per day)

If you want to know where I post then the majority of it is in the Camaro forum, followed by all the subforums in Off Topic then the street racing I rarely post in..

You can go ahead and head over to the Camaro forum and ask on the banter thread we have there and they'll tell you.. I post alot.

When they have a kid they can name him Billy..
Ha ha ha................

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Gilf?

I just noticed but no one has posted a pic of the goat. I want to see what it looks like to make a man do such a thing.

I just noticed but no one has posted a pic of the goat. I want to see what it looks like to make a man do such a thing.

http://www.momes.net/dictionnaire/o/yokoono.jpg

http://www.momes.net/dictionnaire/o/yokoono.jpg

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

SOMEBODY HELP ME.

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

That picture makes me :crying:

wonder if it was a female goat

Gilf?

:disappoin

never heard that used for a goat before...

damn 7k posts in a year... and i thought i was a post whore

that guy in the story gets what he deserves :lol:

http://www.momes.net/dictionnaire/o/yokoono.jpg

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Id hit it!!!

...no I wouldnt....

I wonder what the dowry is on a goat? :screwy:

I wonder what the dowry is on a goat? :screwy:

The article said $50.

I wonder what the dowry is on a goat? :screwy:
reading is key my friend :D

Wow,........wow. a goat...LMFAO!

you know what, after more consideration... i think id take the goat over yoko. that stupid bitch broke up the beatles

How about some Yoko and Goat action? :naughty:

I'm sure someone will pay for it. :wink:

How about some Yoko and Goat action? :naughty:

I'm sure someone will pay for it. :wink:

I'd rather spend my money on an 11 year old prostitute than even see that nasty ass show.

I'd rather spend my money on an 11 year old prostitute
Wheres the police when you need them?

J/k...

Wheres the police when you need them?

Hey I'll call them up myself as long as I don't have to see Yoko and a goat go at it.

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e235/SevenFlipZ/649e067b.jpg
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Yoko??

Oh no!!

you think he'll write up a contract of duties for it?

you think he'll write up a contract of duties for it?Who the Sudanese man?

Why would he, unless he thinks he can't control a goat.

you missed the other thread huh?

you missed the other thread huh?
No, I know what your talking about. The "contract of duties" for the wife then he kidnapps her.

What.....no video? LOL

What.....no video? LOL
I hear theres bootlegs of the dvd out there in Sudan.

I believe the last man *&^%*&% a goat an got caught got sentenced to death lol...

got some naked pics of the goat
http://www.fao.org/Wairdocs/ILRI/x5468E/x5468e2b.jpg
look at that ass! sexy as hell

hope i don't get banned for this

alright, how desperate can you be to fuck a goat... just look at it. atleast he didnt sink to yoko

Gilf?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Too Funny, ewwww

got some naked pics of the goat
http://www.fao.org/Wairdocs/ILRI/x5468E/x5468e2b.jpg
look at that ass! sexy as hell

hope i don't get banned for this
Aren't there 13yr olds on this forum. Get that smut outta here. :nono: