Hehe

this is good:D

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3823/statshot_3823.jpg

I think #1 would only serve to mask the hiccups because you suddenly have something much worse to worry about...:p

hehe the rum and the solar pelxus if someone actually tried those i would laugh soooo hard

lol that's sweet, for a panda of course

8. Hold breath for 10 minutes. :bloated:

hahaha thats a good one.

Yep, the Onion rocks. I liked this especially:
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/530998starwars.jpg