Why you got divorced!!!

A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
The mother looks over at the little girl, "Honey, you are not supposed
to ask a lady her age, it isn't polite." the mother warns.

"Ok," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions and are
really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a
divorce?"
"That is enough questions, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her
friend.
"Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's
license.
It is like a report card, it has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old
you are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is past surprise
and shock now.

"How in heavens name did you find that out?"
The little girl continues on triumphantly, "And... I know why you and
daddy got divorce."

"Oh really?", the mother asks, "Why is that?"

To which the girl replies,
"Because you got an F in sex."

Sounds like the Panda's first marrage!!!

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
Sounds like the Panda's first marrage!!!

Remind me never to get married.:D

My wife was the plantiff. She wanted a bigger house in lieu of keeping our son in private school, so when I said no, he stays in private school, she got mad and moved out, moved back, moved out, moved back, you get the picture. Sex was never our problem as we enjoyed it up to the day we went our separate ways. Go figure!:D

haha lol good one Panda that girl is so funny, and the mom is dumb how could see let her wallet