List of things to do with your life

I want your list. And things you actually plan on doing, not "go to Mars before reaching 30".

Mine:
Go to New Orleans, for however long a time. (Always been the most fascinating city for me. Now a little more aquatic, but whatever...)
Visit Savannah, Georgia
Be Taught VooDoo by someone who grew up with it
Bum a ride on a freight train
Jump the Mexican Border. Then jump back
Be a Bartender
Live in Queens, Briefly.
Drive the Jersey turnpike. (behind broken heros on a last chance power drive :grinno:)
Hustle in Vegas
Go to a traditional Southern Cemetary at midnight (fog, weeping willows, ancient gravestones, definately got to be swampy too)
Meet a better grifter
Spend a night sleeping on the beach

and I've always wanted to work for the KC mob... :smokin:



And none of this can really be scheduled for me. If you don't see me on the forums for like 6 months, that means I'm out doin' it. Anyone else?

[QUOTE=Cyprus106]I want your list. And things you actually plan on doing, not "go to Mars before reaching 30".

Mine:
Go to New Orleans, for however long a time. (Always been the most fascinating city for me. Now a little more aquatic, but whatever...)
Be Taught VooDoo by someone who grew up with it
Bum a ride on a freight train
Be a Bartender
Go to a traditional Southern Cemetary at midnight (fog, weeping willows, ancient gravestones, definately got to be swampy too)
Meet a better grifter
Spend a night sleeping on the beach
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You can do this from your list in New Orleans. And no it's not anymore aquatic than it was.
If you want to learn Voodoo go down Bourban St. about halfway theres a voodoo shop right there but be carefull if you go past the voodoo shop in the gay section of Bourban. They aren't bad but the things they do on the streets will freak you out:uhoh:

i want to hunt homeless people


damn useless basturds

Have sex with 31 different women from 31 different countries so I can say I've had "31 Flavors". :licka:

i want to hunt homeless people


damn useless basturds


That's extremely rude, I feel really bad for how unfortunate those people are. I'd rather go shoot a bunch of lawyers.

As I'm 18 though my list would be very long, right now it's just to place in the top 3 at state track this year. I'd also like to go into the Navy S.E.A.L.'s over the course of the next few years.

Go on a cruise (don't care where)
Go back to visit Jackson, Tennessee (where most of my family is)
Go back to visit Hinesville and Savannah, Georgia (they're about an hour apart)


Not much right now. :)

Key west for 4th of july :bananasmi
Finish school
Get into and finish med school
Chop people open, take them apart, and put them back together (its kinda like rebuilding an engine) for a living
Find a girl that will turn me into a better person
Be happy, thats about it


Hey Cyprus when you plan on heading down to Savannah let me know, I try to get down there at least every few weeks, its a great place.

Go to med school, help improve AIDS treatment, make it more affordable for poor people.
Have a couple of kids
Buy a Ferrari 575M
Drive the 575M until it can't muster another cycle
Die a happy man

my goal is to watch tourettsguy.com

worthless post i just now have my 100th post this is it!!!!

Drive the Jersey turnpike.
:screwy: WTF

I'm from Jersey, and a Bruce fan, but you would be serioisly wasting your time. Not to mention your pocket change on all the damn tolls.:disappoin

Go drive rt. 66 instead. It's scenic, clean, and has no where near the ammount of traffic, which is for experienced drivers only.

Do good in a way alot cant

(police, fire, military)

Travle the world

Surf the Saraha

Have a family...a stable good family...

Get into pro racing

this is pretty much all I really want to do

dance like no one's watching with everyone watching.

1. get rich
2 masturbate 50 times and see if my hands get hairy
3. go streaking in every college football stadium in the country
4. have a threesome with christina aguilera, halle berry and beyonce
5. try the line "nice shoes, wana fuck" without getting slapped
6. build a kit or project car
7. watch every movie in every porno store in north florida
8. hold paul walker and vin diesel down while every performance car guy in the world gets a shot at them with a baseball bat
9. join forces with stewie griffin and take over the world
10. get dave chappelle elected as president, MARS BITCHES!

2 masturbate 50 times and see if my hands get hairy
Trust me...they dont

4. have a threesome with christina aguilera, halle berry and beyonce

the last two just arnt that good in the sack...:naughty:
5. try the line "nice shoes, wana fuck" without getting slapped
its awesome when it actually works!

7. watch every movie in every porno store in north florida
going into that store will make your hands hairy...just not your hair...:uhoh:

4. have a threesome with christina aguilera, halle berry and beyonce


Wow, a threesome with you and three girls huh? Nice to know that education hasnt gone to waste!

Maybe the threesome consists of them going at it and him just watching? Though i think that would be more torture than anything I wouldn't be able to do that I would go nuts.
Other than that typo I think that was the best list yet

Wow, a threesome with you and three girls huh? Nice to know that education hasnt gone to waste!

my bad a foursome, smartass:rolleyes:

Lets get back on track people.

If you want to learn Voodoo go down Bourban St. about halfway theres a voodoo shop right there but be carefull if you go past the voodoo shop in the gay section of Bourban. They aren't bad but the things they do on the streets will freak you out:uhoh:Yeah that Voodoo Museum/shop is something else. Cool items.

Have sex with 31 different women from 31 different countries so I can say I've had "31 Flavors". :licka:You'll be saying 31 different diseases on top of that as well. :eek:

hmmm lets see,,
not in any particular order (unless I hit the lottery)

Taveling...
Go back to Europe, specifically Germany and while I'm there visit France, Spain, Italy and Greece.
Travel to Japan, Korea, Australia
Travel to Africa.

Education...
Go back to school and get more certifications.
Learn Korean, Japanese, refresh my German (which I completely forgot).

Automotive...
Add a supercharger to my car
Add chrome wheels
get a second car (camaro, or tiburon)

Personal..
Move to a warmer climate
Hit the Lottery
Move into a bigger house
Move mother in law to a house 1000 miles away.

Thats all for now.

TS out

i want to hunt homeless people


damn useless basturds


not to jump on the wagon or anything but........................I don't think anybody want to be homeless. I'm pretty sure of that.



1. Join the navy. Thats is what I am doing.
Everything else?..........
2. ???????

dance like no one's watching with everyone watching.

You can practice in front of me first. I have to approve.

I want to...
1. Go to Spain
2. Get a D license (Skydiving...)
3. Finish college
4. Backback through Europe (Sort of cliche, but I still want to...)
5. Buy an island
6. Buy a Bugatti
7. Drive the Bugatti around the island
8. Be featured in Fortune Magazine
9. Help some people
10. Attempt to find religion
11. Read as many books as possible
12. Get wrapped
13. Get married to the love of my life and have kids
14. Make kids clean island regularly

I think that's it. In no specific order.

I would like to control a hooker army.

Pay the house off before I'm 40.
Get a boat (just something to fish in, 4 seats max...don't need a monster motor on it)
Get a big honkin SUV/truck to tow the boat (a Yukon or Dodge Ram would suffice)
Pay for my kids college (an opportunity that I didnt have, but would like for my kids)
Visit Russia, Alaska, Hong Kong, and Austrailia (not necessarily in that order)
Learn how, and have time to play golf.
Retire comfortably at 55.
Continue to be content with my life...even if none of the above ever happens.

1. own Mitsubishi

2. own Ralliart

3. Make 1000,000 Ralliart spec 3000gt's

4. Design New 3000gt

he said be realistic...

With regards to driving the NJ turnpike... you better watch your blood pressure, especially going north bound during rush hour. LOL

I want to get a raise and/or find another job.

Buy a house very soon.

Get a decent newer car (cannot decide what kind).

Travel more... maybe visit the west coast again.

1. Figure out what the fuck I'm gonna do with the rest of my life.

Realistic? oh in that case, sell my car, live on the streets getting by performing veriouse majic tricks for the public and then at the end of my life get hunted down by Albanycartel

i've thought of a few:

Get UK driving licence.
Get UK motorbike licence
Get UK PSV licence
Get UK HGV licence (all 9 classes)
Get full international racing licences
Learn to fly a helicopter.
Travel through Vietnam.
Help people whenever i can.
Drive through europe in a big Wrecker truck.
Fight for equality.
Discover more jazz/blue/50s music and enjoy it whenever i can.
Get married and have a family.
Get a job i enjoy, and be happy with it.
Skydive with a camera, take pictures of what it's like @ 120mph with no protection.
learn photography.

Start band, perfrom with band, get famous with band, die with band, get inmortal in band name.

Oh and castrate rapers with a rusty soup ladle dripping with hydrochloric acid. Then make them eat it... Oh, and then killing them. Slowly. After havng them raped by horses, big ones. And put it all on the net. THEN kill them. yea thats enough.

What I would like to accomplish with my life....
1.Show my boobs on TRL
2.Surf pipeline in hawaii and NOT get hurt
3.Meet Wayne Newton
4.Own a Scottish Fold cat
5.Get Married to Orlando Bloom
6.Make Orlando wear his Legolas costume
7.Get drunk in Vegas and bang a bouncer
8.Waste a week in Hawaii sitting in the sun drinking out of coconuts
9.Go to Europe and buy lots of clothes
10.Meet a fellow AF male member and bang the shit out of him:grinyes:

10.Meet a fellow AF male member and bang the shit out of him:grinyes:

what a coincidence, i'm a male AF member! if you're ever in florida, drop by in tallahassee anytime to bang the shit out of me.

what a coincidence, i'm a male AF member! if you're ever in florida, drop by in tallahassee anytime to bang the shit out of me.

hahahaha! :icon16:

Haha she laughed at you. Instead she could come down to the Tampa area....

Haha she laughed at you. Instead she could come down to the Tampa area....

:rofl: Idiots.. :slap:

i've thought of a few:

Get married and have a family.
Get a job i enjoy, and be happy with it.
Skydive with a camera

Hmmm...Who you gettin' married to?

Skydive? You stole mine...

I got an idea, you can come skydive and take pictures of me!

Anyways mine is
1)to put the ls1 motor in my bird
2)Convert the tranny to a stick
3)Make my way up north for vacation to go snowboarding
4)Go back to N.O. a couple of years just for Mardi Gras
5)And most importantly make sure I got a sufficient trust fund up for my daughter as well as a seperate college fund

Hmmm...Who you gettin' married to?

well, wouldn't you like to know.

well, wouldn't you like to know.

Yes, yes I would.

I got a pretty good idea.. he's been talking to me about this chick he's with in london and shit. Sounds like he'll hit it off pretty good.

I got a pretty good idea.. he's been talking to me about this chick he's with in london and shit. Sounds like he'll hit it off pretty good.

Hahahahaha...

Im not joking, but you can laugh at the fact that he tries.. :grinno:

1) GET DEGREE AS MECHANICAL ENGINEER
2) go back to school to change to a patent engineer
3) put a sr20ve-t into my sentra
4) win the lotto
5) use the lotto to get rid of smoking in america
6) meet up with redneck and tv, and beat them both in my riced out geo plan...
7) idk what else...im not gonna say the vanessa thing, i think its like jailbait for me...
8) have money for my childs education fund
9) idk...appoint fugiot as the mod for the sentra section in AF
10) tell nitto that their drag game sux....

Am I missing something here? Nicole and 2.2 are getting married or what?

10) tell nitto that their drag game sux....

AMEN!

Am I missing something here? Nicole and 2.2 are getting married or what?

Nope, 2.2 is getting married to a GOAT.

I got a pretty good idea.. he's been talking to me about this chick he's with in london and shit. Sounds like he'll hit it off pretty good.

Glen isn't a chick's name...

Tell that to her..

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000335/

that's two "n"s get it right..

i told you i'm that way...

Wait, wait, wait.

First he's going to tie the not with Nicole, then a goat, and now that transexual Glenn Close?

Damn 2.2 you go through girlfriends quickly.

that's two "n"s get it right..

i told you i'm that way...

Why you choose to come out fakely on AF, is beyond me..

Wait, wait, wait.

First he's going to tie the not with Nicole, then a goat, and now that transexual Glenn Close?

Damn 2.2 you go through girlfriends quickly.

No you got it wrong, he was never with Nicole he did it like that sudanese man and did the goat..

No you got it wrong, he was never with Nicole he did it like that sudanese man and did the goat..

Either she's a sorry ass girlfriend or that's one hell of a goat.

Either she's a sorry ass girlfriend or that's one hell of a goat.

Im guessing you probably have some goat experience..

Either she's a sorry ass girlfriend or that's one hell of a goat.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. No need to talk about my lack of experience.

Im guessing you probably have some goat experience..

I had a play along with Lamb Chop.

I had a play along with Lamb Chop.

I hated that damn show.. stupid old lady with the damn sock.

stupid old lady with the damn sock.

Because of me though it's now like a cast....

Glen isn't a chick's name...

Damn straight that ain't a chicks name. If it is then i need to slap my mom

Because of me though it's now like a cast....
R.I.P. Lamb Chop

You will be missed by all.