Contract of Duties
KatWoman097
02-20-2006, 09:32 PM
Ok, searched for this already, didn't find anything :p If it was already posted I'll delete this thread.
Hope this guy stays in jail:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
Hope this guy stays in jail:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
Muscletang
02-20-2006, 09:35 PM
Interesting contract he made up.
Steel
02-20-2006, 09:42 PM
Wow. I hope he becomes someone's bitch in prison! oohh the irony would just kill me!
abaird
02-20-2006, 10:31 PM
Thats pretty funny, they were making fun of him on a local radio show the other day. It never fails to amaze me how stupid people can be.
KatWoman097
02-20-2006, 10:36 PM
Wow. I hope he becomes someone's bitch in prison! oohh the irony would just kill me!
Maybe Bubba will draw up a contract of his own :D
Maybe Bubba will draw up a contract of his own :D
FlippiN.af
02-20-2006, 10:55 PM
Wow. I hope he becomes someone's bitch in prison! oohh the irony would just kill me!
^Agree w/ that.^
Dudes got some issues. :screwy:
^Agree w/ that.^
Dudes got some issues. :screwy:
93rollaracer
02-20-2006, 11:02 PM
Maybe Bubba will draw up a contract of his own :D
I don't think that'll be necessary. I think Bubba just gets his way with this asshole whenever.
I don't think that'll be necessary. I think Bubba just gets his way with this asshole whenever.
kicker1_solo
02-20-2006, 11:35 PM
fucked up, but funny :)
BP2K2Max
02-20-2006, 11:38 PM
that guy is the real Al Bundy.
clawhammer
02-21-2006, 12:16 AM
He should make his cell mate sign that contract
D[X]P
02-21-2006, 12:23 AM
wow thats fucked up
deadbolt_35
02-21-2006, 01:21 AM
well...at least he had the decency to wait until the kids go to bed...
vinnym86
02-21-2006, 02:30 AM
haha, he's gonna get accosted by a large inmate
stoned_pimp420
02-21-2006, 05:08 AM
tell ya whatt I'll readf it whenn I wk up inn thew monminfg
imtheoneandonlyD
02-21-2006, 10:01 AM
Rotf the GDBs have me cracking up.
"if you dont have enough GDBs to cover the loss i will tie you to the bed and do whatever i please" lololol
"if you dont have enough GDBs to cover the loss i will tie you to the bed and do whatever i please" lololol
directory
02-21-2006, 10:07 AM
wow, that is amazing!
skibum1111
02-21-2006, 10:24 AM
Maybe they should throw him in a womens prison. Then let all the horny frustrated women have their way with him, make him do the things he wanted his wife to do. That will either cure him or kill him.
directory
02-21-2006, 10:26 AM
did she sign the contract?
the shaving clause seems fun though
the shaving clause seems fun though
clawhammer
02-21-2006, 10:55 AM
No, she didn't sign it.
stoned_pimp420
02-21-2006, 12:49 PM
Damn I didn't even know I was up that early, and this guy is twisted for real.
tonioseven
02-21-2006, 12:57 PM
All I want my wife to do is cook dinner:(
directory
02-21-2006, 01:33 PM
i like how he made the font all pretty for her--in the topic headers.
imtheoneandonlyD
02-21-2006, 05:17 PM
i like how he made the font all pretty for her--in the topic headers.
Way to much time and effort was put into that.
Way to much time and effort was put into that.
2.2 Straight six
02-21-2006, 05:19 PM
you mean it's illegal to give your woman a contract of duties?
yea...i wont be around AF for a while, later guys...
yea...i wont be around AF for a while, later guys...
GForce957
02-21-2006, 05:37 PM
Meh, could have been worse.
There could have been no GBD's
There could have been no GBD's
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