Well that was a complete disaster...
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93rollaracer
02-20-2006, 12:16 AM
I don't think this really belongs in the music forum seeing as how not much music was involved and everybody needs to read this story...it's great. I wrote this one for the band's myspace page and just lifted it from there. Anyways, here's my account of the 2-18-06 Opeth, Dark Tranquility, The Devin Townsend Band show.
Quick background. Dan, Wakefield and Dennison are friends of mine and we're coming from St. Bonaventure Univ. which is in western NY, 3-4 hours from Pittsburgh.
Dear fucking Lord what a night. Where to begin...
Right here...
Well the lovely day started about 2:30 when I checked Mr. Smalls' website and called them to see if the Opeth show in fucking Pittsburgh was sold out. I got no indication that it was, so the trip was a go. Dan, Wakefield, Dennison and me were headed to Pittsburgh.
We get on the road and it's snowy as shit. Took longer than we expected to get down there and it was fucking cold as hell. No more than 10 degrees. We jump out of the car, run down the street and see the marquee:
"OPETH-SOLD OUT"
God fucking dammit. So first we try the box office to see if they have any tickets left over, no good. We try to see if we can sneak in the front door. Not without playing Ozzfest (TUH speak for getting arrested). So Dan calls one of his buddies who says "Go around the back and pay the bouncer and he'll let you in." A glimmer of hope?!
Fuck no.
We go around the back and any one of about 5 doors could be said back door. So we start with the one by Opeth's tour bus. We sneak around for a bit and pretty much end up back where we started, just above the box office. Then a dude catches us and tells us to talk to the box office people again. Yeah THAT will go over huge. Failure #3 and The Devin Townsend Band hasn't even gone on yet.
So we go around again and find the right door this time. Talk to security "DEEERRRRR...There's nothing I can do for you guys." Calls his boss, that guy comes around "Yea I feel sorry for you guys, but I can't help you." Translation: "Go fuck yourselves."
By this point we're a) out of ideas and b) cold as shit. So we head back to the car and Dan keeps calling people, one of which says we should talk to The Devin Townsend Band's roadie. Good call...except for the fact they're not out yet. So Wakefield, Dennison and me wait in the car and Dan goes and offers sexual favors for a ticket. It worked. He got in for two songs of Dark Tranquility. He called and said he was in, I responded by saying if he didn't get his black ass outside ASAP the three of us were leaving with his car and credit cards. He came out. His excuse was that he was seeing if there was anyway to get us in. Alright buddy.
Anyways, we're out of ideas so we wait until TDTB's crew (two guys) come out and start loading up the bus. We go over and beg and get offered posters for our troubles. Off to a good start.
One thing leads to another and we end up helping load up the bus. I ended up carrying Devy's guitar in and writing "WE HAVE NO FUCKING SHAME -TUH" on wall of the band's bus. Hopefully they see it and stop by the site. Good fucking luck.
So then we get our posters for our efforts and I get Devy's guitar pick he used tonight. METAL!!!
Then Brian, the coolest roadie on the planet, says "Hey I have an idea..." He gives Dan and me backstage passes and takes us in the front door. The bitch at the door flips because Dan's been in and out about four times by this point. Brian says, "I'm just taking them back to meet Devin and then kicking their asses out." WE'RE IN FOR OPETH!!! Problem is, he's not gonna be able to get Wakefield and Dennison in. Dan and me decide we're not assholes, so we stick around for one song and get out of there. On the way out, we see there's a different person at the door so Wakefield and Dennison could have gotten in. FanTUHstic.
Well anyways at this point we're satisfied so we head back. We drive around Pittsburgh looking for a steak place. Failure. We end up driving north for a while and coming to a wonderful restaurant called Kings. Worst food EVER. I can't even justify it with a joke. It was God awful. But look on the bright side. Wakefield and me got brown shirts with a big frown on the front for Tuesday's show and Dan got a youth small to wear as a headband.
Is the adventure finally over?
Fuck no!
A few miles down the road, Wakefield decides he's gonna win the lottery (take a shit). So we stop at a rest stop and he runs in. Well...hobbles. Anyways, a few minutes later he comes out and tells us he not only won the lottery, he got a tattoo (vomited) also. Thanks Kings!!!
Anyways, we were so out of energy by that point that, aside from the shitty weather again, it was pretty much a quiet ride home.
Dear fucking Lord what a night...
P.S.: Our site is www.myspace.com/tuhmetal incase any of you want to check it out. :icon16:
Quick background. Dan, Wakefield and Dennison are friends of mine and we're coming from St. Bonaventure Univ. which is in western NY, 3-4 hours from Pittsburgh.
Dear fucking Lord what a night. Where to begin...
Right here...
Well the lovely day started about 2:30 when I checked Mr. Smalls' website and called them to see if the Opeth show in fucking Pittsburgh was sold out. I got no indication that it was, so the trip was a go. Dan, Wakefield, Dennison and me were headed to Pittsburgh.
We get on the road and it's snowy as shit. Took longer than we expected to get down there and it was fucking cold as hell. No more than 10 degrees. We jump out of the car, run down the street and see the marquee:
"OPETH-SOLD OUT"
God fucking dammit. So first we try the box office to see if they have any tickets left over, no good. We try to see if we can sneak in the front door. Not without playing Ozzfest (TUH speak for getting arrested). So Dan calls one of his buddies who says "Go around the back and pay the bouncer and he'll let you in." A glimmer of hope?!
Fuck no.
We go around the back and any one of about 5 doors could be said back door. So we start with the one by Opeth's tour bus. We sneak around for a bit and pretty much end up back where we started, just above the box office. Then a dude catches us and tells us to talk to the box office people again. Yeah THAT will go over huge. Failure #3 and The Devin Townsend Band hasn't even gone on yet.
So we go around again and find the right door this time. Talk to security "DEEERRRRR...There's nothing I can do for you guys." Calls his boss, that guy comes around "Yea I feel sorry for you guys, but I can't help you." Translation: "Go fuck yourselves."
By this point we're a) out of ideas and b) cold as shit. So we head back to the car and Dan keeps calling people, one of which says we should talk to The Devin Townsend Band's roadie. Good call...except for the fact they're not out yet. So Wakefield, Dennison and me wait in the car and Dan goes and offers sexual favors for a ticket. It worked. He got in for two songs of Dark Tranquility. He called and said he was in, I responded by saying if he didn't get his black ass outside ASAP the three of us were leaving with his car and credit cards. He came out. His excuse was that he was seeing if there was anyway to get us in. Alright buddy.
Anyways, we're out of ideas so we wait until TDTB's crew (two guys) come out and start loading up the bus. We go over and beg and get offered posters for our troubles. Off to a good start.
One thing leads to another and we end up helping load up the bus. I ended up carrying Devy's guitar in and writing "WE HAVE NO FUCKING SHAME -TUH" on wall of the band's bus. Hopefully they see it and stop by the site. Good fucking luck.
So then we get our posters for our efforts and I get Devy's guitar pick he used tonight. METAL!!!
Then Brian, the coolest roadie on the planet, says "Hey I have an idea..." He gives Dan and me backstage passes and takes us in the front door. The bitch at the door flips because Dan's been in and out about four times by this point. Brian says, "I'm just taking them back to meet Devin and then kicking their asses out." WE'RE IN FOR OPETH!!! Problem is, he's not gonna be able to get Wakefield and Dennison in. Dan and me decide we're not assholes, so we stick around for one song and get out of there. On the way out, we see there's a different person at the door so Wakefield and Dennison could have gotten in. FanTUHstic.
Well anyways at this point we're satisfied so we head back. We drive around Pittsburgh looking for a steak place. Failure. We end up driving north for a while and coming to a wonderful restaurant called Kings. Worst food EVER. I can't even justify it with a joke. It was God awful. But look on the bright side. Wakefield and me got brown shirts with a big frown on the front for Tuesday's show and Dan got a youth small to wear as a headband.
Is the adventure finally over?
Fuck no!
A few miles down the road, Wakefield decides he's gonna win the lottery (take a shit). So we stop at a rest stop and he runs in. Well...hobbles. Anyways, a few minutes later he comes out and tells us he not only won the lottery, he got a tattoo (vomited) also. Thanks Kings!!!
Anyways, we were so out of energy by that point that, aside from the shitty weather again, it was pretty much a quiet ride home.
Dear fucking Lord what a night...
P.S.: Our site is www.myspace.com/tuhmetal incase any of you want to check it out. :icon16:
Rally Sport
02-20-2006, 12:21 AM
Haha, you know its been a long couple of hours when you get that quiet ride home.
I'll add you though.. just for the hell of it.
I'll add you though.. just for the hell of it.
-Davo
02-20-2006, 06:43 AM
sounds like a cool night to me, you got in for free, saw them, your mate spewed his guts, that's hilarious :p
93rollaracer
02-20-2006, 09:05 AM
Yea, looking back on it it was amazing and I couldn't have possibly thought of anything else that could have gone wrong except the car breaking down or us getting in a wreck. Fortunately neither happened.
speediva
02-20-2006, 10:40 AM
Where was the show at in da Burgh?
Kings rocks... as long as you've grown up with the food. It's better than Perkins, IMHO.
Anyhoo, don't have a damn clue who any of those band are, but sounds like you had a fun time, or something like that.
Kings rocks... as long as you've grown up with the food. It's better than Perkins, IMHO.
Anyhoo, don't have a damn clue who any of those band are, but sounds like you had a fun time, or something like that.
vairox
02-20-2006, 12:09 PM
devin was pretty good on that steve vai album (sex & religion)
jon@af
02-20-2006, 01:39 PM
what the hell does TUH mean?
MonsterBengt
02-20-2006, 01:56 PM
what the hell does TUH mean?
Duh?
Duh?
93rollaracer
02-20-2006, 02:52 PM
Ha...TUH stands for Trapped Under Hangnail
Reason being:
1) The band has a friend we call Hangnail and we decided he needed a band name after him because he's great at life (and by great I mean his rights to breath should have been revoked long ago).
2) We all have an undying love for Metallica so we started throwing Hangnail with every Metallica song we could think of. Some ideas were: The Four Hangnails, Hangnail Inc, Creeping Hangnail, Hangnail Militia. It came down to Trapped Under Hangnail and Hangnail Inc. and we went with Trapped Under Hangnail.
Since Trapped Under Hangnail is a mouthful, we shortened it to TUH and that's where we're at now.
Reason being:
1) The band has a friend we call Hangnail and we decided he needed a band name after him because he's great at life (and by great I mean his rights to breath should have been revoked long ago).
2) We all have an undying love for Metallica so we started throwing Hangnail with every Metallica song we could think of. Some ideas were: The Four Hangnails, Hangnail Inc, Creeping Hangnail, Hangnail Militia. It came down to Trapped Under Hangnail and Hangnail Inc. and we went with Trapped Under Hangnail.
Since Trapped Under Hangnail is a mouthful, we shortened it to TUH and that's where we're at now.
quteasabutton
02-20-2006, 11:02 PM
Haha, you know its been a long couple of hours when you get that quiet ride home.
I'll add you though.. just for the hell of it.
*cough cough* myspace whore...
I'll add you though.. just for the hell of it.
*cough cough* myspace whore...
vairox
02-20-2006, 11:22 PM
*cough cough* myspace whore...
myspace is a chuck norris whore
myspace is a chuck norris whore
quteasabutton
02-21-2006, 02:37 PM
myspace is a chuck norris whore
:disappoin no...
:disappoin no...
2.2 Straight six
02-21-2006, 03:47 PM
myspace is a chuck norris whore
that makes no sense.
that makes no sense.
vairox
02-21-2006, 04:26 PM
if you knew the chuck norris facts you would have gotten it.... i hate having to explain jokes.... ever have a kid ask you after you tell a joke "i don't get it, what do you mean?" you know that feeling of "is this guy serious? did it just go 50 feet over his head?" i feel that right now.
-dave knows what im talking about
-dave knows what im talking about
2.2 Straight six
02-21-2006, 04:36 PM
i know the chuck norris jokes. what you said makes no sense. your personification of myspace failed, trying to give it human qualities (being a whore) failed miserably. it made no sense.
don't assume in an idiot.
don't assume in an idiot.
vairox
02-21-2006, 05:00 PM
i know the chuck norris jokes. what you said makes no sense. your personification of myspace failed, trying to give it human qualities (being a whore) failed miserably. it made no sense.
don't assume in an idiot.
didn't assume you were an idiot, assumed you had no sense of humor, which you confirmed...:disappoin
don't assume in an idiot.
didn't assume you were an idiot, assumed you had no sense of humor, which you confirmed...:disappoin
2.2 Straight six
02-21-2006, 05:08 PM
i already explained. the sentence makes no sense. i have a sense of humor, i'm not an idiot. if you read the sentence slowly and take into consideration how the english language works you'll understand that it makes no sense. don't bother with a smart-ass reply to this either, you'll seem like even more of an asshole.
vairox
02-21-2006, 05:14 PM
i already explained. the sentence makes no sense. i have a sense of humor, i'm not an idiot. if you read the sentence slowly and take into consideration how the english language works you'll understand that it makes no sense. don't bother with a smart-ass reply to this either, you'll seem like even more of an asshole.
self declared asshole turns on asshole detector to find other assholes... do yourself a favor and check myspace for chuck norris and see how many pages come up, then come back and say myspace isn't a chuck norris whore... 55 goddamn chuck norris profiles... it isn't myspace anyway, it's chuckspace
self declared asshole turns on asshole detector to find other assholes... do yourself a favor and check myspace for chuck norris and see how many pages come up, then come back and say myspace isn't a chuck norris whore... 55 goddamn chuck norris profiles... it isn't myspace anyway, it's chuckspace
2.2 Straight six
02-21-2006, 05:21 PM
i'm not even going to dignify that with a decent reply. how about shut up noob? end of. i can't be bothered to waste time on you anymore.
vairox
02-21-2006, 05:43 PM
i'm not even going to dignify that with a decent reply. how about shut up noob? end of. i can't be bothered to waste time on you anymore.
alright guy, you win, uncle, i throw ego points your way....:screwy:
noob... i was ripping pc's apart when you were in diapers....kids.... i feel stupid now, damn teenagers
alright guy, you win, uncle, i throw ego points your way....:screwy:
noob... i was ripping pc's apart when you were in diapers....kids.... i feel stupid now, damn teenagers
93rollaracer
02-21-2006, 07:49 PM
HEY!!! Both you assholes shut the fuck up and stop hijacking my thread! (and I mean assholes in the most loving way possible).
Anyways, carry on with commenting on my debacle or Chuck Norris jokes. Just don't get my thread locked.
Anyways, carry on with commenting on my debacle or Chuck Norris jokes. Just don't get my thread locked.
2.2 Straight six
02-21-2006, 08:00 PM
i'm done.
quteasabutton
02-21-2006, 08:13 PM
stupid noob. chris is right, what you said makes no sense at all. the chuck norris thing is so last week anyways.
Rally Sport
02-21-2006, 08:19 PM
stupid noob. chris is right, what you said makes no sense at all. the chuck norris thing is so last week anyways.
Then why do you decide to continue bothering me with emails that contain nothing but those same jokes, Danielle?
Then why do you decide to continue bothering me with emails that contain nothing but those same jokes, Danielle?
2.2 Straight six
02-21-2006, 08:20 PM
stupid noob. chris is right, what you said makes no sense at all. the chuck norris thing is so last week anyways.
Booyah!
Booyah!
quteasabutton
02-21-2006, 08:20 PM
Then why do you decide to continue bothering me with emails that contain nothing but those same jokes, Danielle?
chuck norris? no way i'm anti chuck norris. and you know you get that warm fuzzy feeling inside anytime you see a message from me, admit it ;)
chuck norris? no way i'm anti chuck norris. and you know you get that warm fuzzy feeling inside anytime you see a message from me, admit it ;)
Rally Sport
02-21-2006, 08:24 PM
chuck norris? no way i'm anti chuck norris. and you know you get that warm fuzzy feeling inside anytime you see a message from me, admit it ;)
I told you not to tell anyone.. damnit :slap:
I told you not to tell anyone.. damnit :slap:
driftinggrifter2
02-21-2006, 08:31 PM
if you knew the chuck norris facts you would have gotten it.... i hate having to explain jokes.... ever have a kid ask you after you tell a joke "i don't get it, what do you mean?" you know that feeling of "is this guy serious? did it just go 50 feet over his head?" i feel that right now.
1)If your jokes made sense then you wouldn't have to explain them to someone.
2)No matter your age or what you do for a living, on this site your still a noob for the simple fact that you are new to the site. duh
3)Why jump on the chuck norris bandwagon...trying to fit in?
:nono:
1)If your jokes made sense then you wouldn't have to explain them to someone.
2)No matter your age or what you do for a living, on this site your still a noob for the simple fact that you are new to the site. duh
3)Why jump on the chuck norris bandwagon...trying to fit in?
:nono:
vairox
02-21-2006, 10:18 PM
If your jokes made sense then you wouldn't have to explain them to someone.
abstract sense of humor not possesed by many i suppose, then again i laugh when people die cause i genuinely think it's hilarious.... yeah, i'd have to explain that to you guys too... so i suppose it didn't make sense to YOU
No matter your age or what you do for a living, on this site your still a noob for the simple fact that you are new to the site. duh
was just odd to see a child call me a newb, made me think for a sec...
Why jump on the chuck norris bandwagon...trying to fit in?
:nono:
didn't know there were so many chuck norris fans here to try and fit in with, where you guys at? yeah you're right, i have a poor self concept so i have to try and fit in, i tried the whole wice-wocket thing but just got pointed at and laughed at by people driving real cars... im such a loser :iceslolan
guteasabutten - aren't you the chick that got choke slammed to the floor for playing on mom's pc too long? i'm sure you can get yahoo IM on your celly...:evillol:
abstract sense of humor not possesed by many i suppose, then again i laugh when people die cause i genuinely think it's hilarious.... yeah, i'd have to explain that to you guys too... so i suppose it didn't make sense to YOU
No matter your age or what you do for a living, on this site your still a noob for the simple fact that you are new to the site. duh
was just odd to see a child call me a newb, made me think for a sec...
Why jump on the chuck norris bandwagon...trying to fit in?
:nono:
didn't know there were so many chuck norris fans here to try and fit in with, where you guys at? yeah you're right, i have a poor self concept so i have to try and fit in, i tried the whole wice-wocket thing but just got pointed at and laughed at by people driving real cars... im such a loser :iceslolan
guteasabutten - aren't you the chick that got choke slammed to the floor for playing on mom's pc too long? i'm sure you can get yahoo IM on your celly...:evillol:
driftinggrifter2
02-21-2006, 10:43 PM
If you do a search on Chuck Norris here you'll see how many other people have this weird chuck thing going on. Matter of fact there were a few threads that would probably interest you.
was just odd to see a child call me a newb, made me think for a sec...
Might want to think longer before you start ripping on some of this people in here. don't go ripping on anyone cuz they have troubles at home. No one has a perfect life and they don't need to be ripped about it from someone they don't know.
With that being said if this escalates much further than this then the mods will probably start banning people.
was just odd to see a child call me a newb, made me think for a sec...
Might want to think longer before you start ripping on some of this people in here. don't go ripping on anyone cuz they have troubles at home. No one has a perfect life and they don't need to be ripped about it from someone they don't know.
With that being said if this escalates much further than this then the mods will probably start banning people.
vairox
02-21-2006, 10:53 PM
ill have to check out those norris threads..... chuck is just a bitch, but it's still funny...
you're right, i apologize to the girl, thats pretty fucked up...shouldnt dish something that hardcore... afaic this thread is dead.... asta
you're right, i apologize to the girl, thats pretty fucked up...shouldnt dish something that hardcore... afaic this thread is dead.... asta
2.2 Straight six
02-21-2006, 11:02 PM
you should be banned, what you said to her was out of line and we dont want people talking like that to the respected and respectable members of AF.
i might only be 16 but im by no means a child, you're pathetic saying shit about people in the way you spoke to qute. how about you just leave before the whole forum turns on you.
there is no one on this forum, as far as i know, with anything against her she is respected by the others as a good member. making comments like that will get you nowhere in life.
oh, and by the way; your over-use of sarcasm and arrogance just makes you seem even more of an asshole.
i might only be 16 but im by no means a child, you're pathetic saying shit about people in the way you spoke to qute. how about you just leave before the whole forum turns on you.
there is no one on this forum, as far as i know, with anything against her she is respected by the others as a good member. making comments like that will get you nowhere in life.
oh, and by the way; your over-use of sarcasm and arrogance just makes you seem even more of an asshole.
vairox
02-21-2006, 11:12 PM
you should be banned, what you said to her was out of line and we dont want people talking like that to the respected and respectable members of AF.
i might only be 16 but im by no means a child, you're pathetic saying shit about people in the way you spoke to qute. how about you just leave before the whole forum turns on you.
there is no one on this forum, as far as i know, with anything against her she is respected by the others as a good member. making comments like that will get you nowhere in life.
oh, and by the way; your over-use of sarcasm and arrogance just makes you seem even more of an asshole.
uhhh... yeah.... refer to above apology, or did you not read? 10th grade? my god... btw you like the word asshole a lot, in reference to yourself and others, perhaps the reason for this should be probed a little further....no pun intended.... again afaic (as far as im concerned for the noobs) this thread is dead, again i apologized for going hardcore like that, this thread should be locked....
i might only be 16 but im by no means a child, you're pathetic saying shit about people in the way you spoke to qute. how about you just leave before the whole forum turns on you.
there is no one on this forum, as far as i know, with anything against her she is respected by the others as a good member. making comments like that will get you nowhere in life.
oh, and by the way; your over-use of sarcasm and arrogance just makes you seem even more of an asshole.
uhhh... yeah.... refer to above apology, or did you not read? 10th grade? my god... btw you like the word asshole a lot, in reference to yourself and others, perhaps the reason for this should be probed a little further....no pun intended.... again afaic (as far as im concerned for the noobs) this thread is dead, again i apologized for going hardcore like that, this thread should be locked....
driftinggrifter2
02-22-2006, 12:13 AM
btw you like the word asshole a lot, in reference to yourself and others, perhaps the reason for this should be probed a little further....no pun intended.... ..
:rofl: I'm sorry but that was just to funny.
As far as Chuck goes there was this big thing going on here for awhile. i was suprised cuz the last movie I thought he made i was younger than some of this people in here.
:rofl: I'm sorry but that was just to funny.
As far as Chuck goes there was this big thing going on here for awhile. i was suprised cuz the last movie I thought he made i was younger than some of this people in here.
93rollaracer
02-22-2006, 12:18 PM
uhhh... yeah.... refer to above apology, or did you not read? 10th grade? my god... btw you like the word asshole a lot, in reference to yourself and others, perhaps the reason for this should be probed a little further....no pun intended.... again afaic (as far as im concerned for the noobs) this thread is dead, again i apologized for going hardcore like that, this thread should be locked....
HEY! It's my goddamn thread and if you bastards didn't go and ruin it we'd be fine!
Now continue on with discussion of my adventure or hijack it and start making Chuck Norris jokes. But you shut the fuck up!
HEY! It's my goddamn thread and if you bastards didn't go and ruin it we'd be fine!
Now continue on with discussion of my adventure or hijack it and start making Chuck Norris jokes. But you shut the fuck up!
quteasabutton
02-22-2006, 02:53 PM
ill have to check out those norris threads..... chuck is just a bitch, but it's still funny...
you're right, i apologize to the girl, thats pretty fucked up...shouldnt dish something that hardcore... afaic this thread is dead.... asta
you're stupid. really you are. all you do is brag about how much older than everyone here yet you're the one starting shit. all we did is say what you said didn't make sense. you're not funny. and you know nothing about my life, so stfu about that too. oh and chris, i *heart* you :) and to rollaracer, that night sounded interesting, invite me next time!
you're right, i apologize to the girl, thats pretty fucked up...shouldnt dish something that hardcore... afaic this thread is dead.... asta
you're stupid. really you are. all you do is brag about how much older than everyone here yet you're the one starting shit. all we did is say what you said didn't make sense. you're not funny. and you know nothing about my life, so stfu about that too. oh and chris, i *heart* you :) and to rollaracer, that night sounded interesting, invite me next time!
stoned_pimp420
02-22-2006, 03:21 PM
First off rollaracer that night sounded unique, that's the only way to describe it from my standpoint. Second, I do believe that this wins the "hijack of the century" award! Finally, I do hate newbie's who try to hate on respected members (LIKE MY LIL BRO) so to the newbie, you have ZERO respect from me as a fellow member on AF or in the real world.
Oh yeah, Danielle I'm sorry for the newbie being an ass towards you just because he feels more like a man by poking fun at people with lifestyle troubles, I truely pity this guy..............sort of like Mr. T
Oh yeah, Danielle I'm sorry for the newbie being an ass towards you just because he feels more like a man by poking fun at people with lifestyle troubles, I truely pity this guy..............sort of like Mr. T
vairox
02-22-2006, 03:34 PM
you have ZERO respect from me as a fellow member on AF or in the real world.
i'm utterly crushed, i mean....i will commit suicide over this, look what you have done... :frown:
chickie - i only know what you tell and you tell a lot, i take the apology back since you didn't accept it... tried to end this and move on but it seems NO ONE ELSE can do the same, so much negativity.... try and apologize and people try and drag it on.... if thats what you all want to do we can do that, but for the sake of everyone else, the board, and certain people's feelings can we all just get along? lets end it 2.0
i'm utterly crushed, i mean....i will commit suicide over this, look what you have done... :frown:
chickie - i only know what you tell and you tell a lot, i take the apology back since you didn't accept it... tried to end this and move on but it seems NO ONE ELSE can do the same, so much negativity.... try and apologize and people try and drag it on.... if thats what you all want to do we can do that, but for the sake of everyone else, the board, and certain people's feelings can we all just get along? lets end it 2.0
93rollaracer
02-22-2006, 03:36 PM
First off rollaracer that night sounded unique, that's the only way to describe it from my standpoint. Second, I do believe that this wins the "hijack of the century" award!
You're damn fucking right...all cuz of the damn n00bs. At least after two pages of pure and utter crap I'm getting half-assed I-don't-really-give-a-damn-about-your-night responses like, "Uhh...that sucks dude." Anyways, I haven't used this one for a while so...
http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/6932/newbie25lf.jpg
You're damn fucking right...all cuz of the damn n00bs. At least after two pages of pure and utter crap I'm getting half-assed I-don't-really-give-a-damn-about-your-night responses like, "Uhh...that sucks dude." Anyways, I haven't used this one for a while so...
http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/6932/newbie25lf.jpg
quteasabutton
02-22-2006, 03:46 PM
why isn't vairox banned yet? his avatar is disgusting too. you have no taste dude. take a hint and go away.
vairox
02-22-2006, 03:54 PM
my avatar is sweet, don't be jealous :icon16: .... i tried to end the hostilities twice, apparently no one wants to call it a day but me... you wouldn't accept the apology, you wouldn't agree to end it.... i don't know what else to do, i know you are more grown up than 17, we can all be adults and just call this thing dead... if you will accept it, i apologize.... again, come on everyone.
stoned_pimp420
02-22-2006, 04:13 PM
his avatar is disgusting too. you have no taste dude. take a hint and go away.
LMFAO!!!!!! And that earned an extra 2 exclamation points fom me!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!! And that earned an extra 2 exclamation points fom me!!!!
vairox
02-22-2006, 04:18 PM
yeah, i dont see what the problem with the avatar is, theres no nudity....theres guys with bouncing tits for avatars.... i'd see the issue if it was a bare ass or something, truth be told theres chicks wearing less at the beach...
quteasabutton
02-22-2006, 04:27 PM
no it's disgusting. it's fat and mis-shapen. even if it was nice, i still wouldn't want to look at. it's called being considerate and thinking of the other members. if you're that much in love with it, make it your desktop.
driftinggrifter2
02-22-2006, 04:46 PM
Isn't it amazing! Ole boy apologized and wanted to kill the beef and it got bought back up. Can't we all just get along??? :banghead:
I'll just skip the whole emo stage and shoot myself soon. If only we knew the potential that we have if we work together and not fight amongst each other we could take over the world.
Sorry but i thought i would give alittle comedy relief with some bad acting to try to livin ya'll up.
I'll just skip the whole emo stage and shoot myself soon. If only we knew the potential that we have if we work together and not fight amongst each other we could take over the world.
Sorry but i thought i would give alittle comedy relief with some bad acting to try to livin ya'll up.
vairox
02-22-2006, 04:52 PM
sounds like a lot of jealousy to me.... of all avatars you whine about mine, interesting... if it were truely disgusting to you in the manner in which you describe then you wouldn't be complaining about it cause it would be ONE UGLY FAT ASS.... sorry baby but it's all about the bubble butt.... i have a viper as my desktop, cause i choose cars over ass....it's a hard choice but one of them has to come out on top and frankly, a viper is cheaper than a chick....
stoned_pimp420
02-22-2006, 04:59 PM
I hate to tell ya newbie but I stil hate a thread hijacker, and I partially agree with danielle on this one because it is mis-shapen and not all that great IMHO!!!!
vairox
02-22-2006, 05:08 PM
you gotta see the video :naughty:
FlippiN.af
02-22-2006, 05:08 PM
I don't think this really belongs in the music forum seeing as how not much music was involved and everybody needs to read this story...it's great. I wrote this one for the band's myspace page and just lifted it from there. Anyways, here's my account of the 2-18-06 Opeth, Dark Tranquility, The Devin Townsend Band show.
Quick background. Dan, Wakefield and Dennison are friends of mine and we're coming from St. Bonaventure Univ. which is in western NY, 3-4 hours from Pittsburgh.
Dear fucking Lord what a night. Where to begin...
Right here...
Well the lovely day started about 2:30 when I checked Mr. Smalls' website and called them to see if the Opeth show in fucking Pittsburgh was sold out. I got no indication that it was, so the trip was a go. Dan, Wakefield, Dennison and me were headed to Pittsburgh.
We get on the road and it's snowy as shit. Took longer than we expected to get down there and it was fucking cold as hell. No more than 10 degrees. We jump out of the car, run down the street and see the marquee:
"OPETH-SOLD OUT"
God fucking dammit. So first we try the box office to see if they have any tickets left over, no good. We try to see if we can sneak in the front door. Not without playing Ozzfest (TUH speak for getting arrested). So Dan calls one of his buddies who says "Go around the back and pay the bouncer and he'll let you in." A glimmer of hope?!
Fuck no.
We go around the back and any one of about 5 doors could be said back door. So we start with the one by Opeth's tour bus. We sneak around for a bit and pretty much end up back where we started, just above the box office. Then a dude catches us and tells us to talk to the box office people again. Yeah THAT will go over huge. Failure #3 and The Devin Townsend Band hasn't even gone on yet.
So we go around again and find the right door this time. Talk to security "DEEERRRRR...There's nothing I can do for you guys." Calls his boss, that guy comes around "Yea I feel sorry for you guys, but I can't help you." Translation: "Go fuck yourselves."
By this point we're a) out of ideas and b) cold as shit. So we head back to the car and Dan keeps calling people, one of which says we should talk to The Devin Townsend Band's roadie. Good call...except for the fact they're not out yet. So Wakefield, Dennison and me wait in the car and Dan goes and offers sexual favors for a ticket. It worked. He got in for two songs of Dark Tranquility. He called and said he was in, I responded by saying if he didn't get his black ass outside ASAP the three of us were leaving with his car and credit cards. He came out. His excuse was that he was seeing if there was anyway to get us in. Alright buddy.
Anyways, we're out of ideas so we wait until TDTB's crew (two guys) come out and start loading up the bus. We go over and beg and get offered posters for our troubles. Off to a good start.
One thing leads to another and we end up helping load up the bus. I ended up carrying Devy's guitar in and writing "WE HAVE NO FUCKING SHAME -TUH" on wall of the band's bus. Hopefully they see it and stop by the site. Good fucking luck.
So then we get our posters for our efforts and I get Devy's guitar pick he used tonight. METAL!!!
Then Brian, the coolest roadie on the planet, says "Hey I have an idea..." He gives Dan and me backstage passes and takes us in the front door. The bitch at the door flips because Dan's been in and out about four times by this point. Brian says, "I'm just taking them back to meet Devin and then kicking their asses out." WE'RE IN FOR OPETH!!! Problem is, he's not gonna be able to get Wakefield and Dennison in. Dan and me decide we're not assholes, so we stick around for one song and get out of there. On the way out, we see there's a different person at the door so Wakefield and Dennison could have gotten in. FanTUHstic.
Well anyways at this point we're satisfied so we head back. We drive around Pittsburgh looking for a steak place. Failure. We end up driving north for a while and coming to a wonderful restaurant called Kings. Worst food EVER. I can't even justify it with a joke. It was God awful. But look on the bright side. Wakefield and me got brown shirts with a big frown on the front for Tuesday's show and Dan got a youth small to wear as a headband.
Is the adventure finally over?
Fuck no!
A few miles down the road, Wakefield decides he's gonna win the lottery (take a shit). So we stop at a rest stop and he runs in. Well...hobbles. Anyways, a few minutes later he comes out and tells us he not only won the lottery, he got a tattoo (vomited) also. Thanks Kings!!!
Anyways, we were so out of energy by that point that, aside from the shitty weather again, it was pretty much a quiet ride home.
Dear fucking Lord what a night...
P.S.: Our site is www.myspace.com/tuhmetal (http://www.myspace.com/tuhmetal) incase any of you want to check it out. :icon16:
Things going from bad to good, good to bad, over and over...
Sounds like you had an ok time I guess, aside from your friend who had to do something (sexual favors.) Lol.
Me, i couldn't do anything like that, it's just not for me.
Quick background. Dan, Wakefield and Dennison are friends of mine and we're coming from St. Bonaventure Univ. which is in western NY, 3-4 hours from Pittsburgh.
Dear fucking Lord what a night. Where to begin...
Right here...
Well the lovely day started about 2:30 when I checked Mr. Smalls' website and called them to see if the Opeth show in fucking Pittsburgh was sold out. I got no indication that it was, so the trip was a go. Dan, Wakefield, Dennison and me were headed to Pittsburgh.
We get on the road and it's snowy as shit. Took longer than we expected to get down there and it was fucking cold as hell. No more than 10 degrees. We jump out of the car, run down the street and see the marquee:
"OPETH-SOLD OUT"
God fucking dammit. So first we try the box office to see if they have any tickets left over, no good. We try to see if we can sneak in the front door. Not without playing Ozzfest (TUH speak for getting arrested). So Dan calls one of his buddies who says "Go around the back and pay the bouncer and he'll let you in." A glimmer of hope?!
Fuck no.
We go around the back and any one of about 5 doors could be said back door. So we start with the one by Opeth's tour bus. We sneak around for a bit and pretty much end up back where we started, just above the box office. Then a dude catches us and tells us to talk to the box office people again. Yeah THAT will go over huge. Failure #3 and The Devin Townsend Band hasn't even gone on yet.
So we go around again and find the right door this time. Talk to security "DEEERRRRR...There's nothing I can do for you guys." Calls his boss, that guy comes around "Yea I feel sorry for you guys, but I can't help you." Translation: "Go fuck yourselves."
By this point we're a) out of ideas and b) cold as shit. So we head back to the car and Dan keeps calling people, one of which says we should talk to The Devin Townsend Band's roadie. Good call...except for the fact they're not out yet. So Wakefield, Dennison and me wait in the car and Dan goes and offers sexual favors for a ticket. It worked. He got in for two songs of Dark Tranquility. He called and said he was in, I responded by saying if he didn't get his black ass outside ASAP the three of us were leaving with his car and credit cards. He came out. His excuse was that he was seeing if there was anyway to get us in. Alright buddy.
Anyways, we're out of ideas so we wait until TDTB's crew (two guys) come out and start loading up the bus. We go over and beg and get offered posters for our troubles. Off to a good start.
One thing leads to another and we end up helping load up the bus. I ended up carrying Devy's guitar in and writing "WE HAVE NO FUCKING SHAME -TUH" on wall of the band's bus. Hopefully they see it and stop by the site. Good fucking luck.
So then we get our posters for our efforts and I get Devy's guitar pick he used tonight. METAL!!!
Then Brian, the coolest roadie on the planet, says "Hey I have an idea..." He gives Dan and me backstage passes and takes us in the front door. The bitch at the door flips because Dan's been in and out about four times by this point. Brian says, "I'm just taking them back to meet Devin and then kicking their asses out." WE'RE IN FOR OPETH!!! Problem is, he's not gonna be able to get Wakefield and Dennison in. Dan and me decide we're not assholes, so we stick around for one song and get out of there. On the way out, we see there's a different person at the door so Wakefield and Dennison could have gotten in. FanTUHstic.
Well anyways at this point we're satisfied so we head back. We drive around Pittsburgh looking for a steak place. Failure. We end up driving north for a while and coming to a wonderful restaurant called Kings. Worst food EVER. I can't even justify it with a joke. It was God awful. But look on the bright side. Wakefield and me got brown shirts with a big frown on the front for Tuesday's show and Dan got a youth small to wear as a headband.
Is the adventure finally over?
Fuck no!
A few miles down the road, Wakefield decides he's gonna win the lottery (take a shit). So we stop at a rest stop and he runs in. Well...hobbles. Anyways, a few minutes later he comes out and tells us he not only won the lottery, he got a tattoo (vomited) also. Thanks Kings!!!
Anyways, we were so out of energy by that point that, aside from the shitty weather again, it was pretty much a quiet ride home.
Dear fucking Lord what a night...
P.S.: Our site is www.myspace.com/tuhmetal (http://www.myspace.com/tuhmetal) incase any of you want to check it out. :icon16:
Things going from bad to good, good to bad, over and over...
Sounds like you had an ok time I guess, aside from your friend who had to do something (sexual favors.) Lol.
Me, i couldn't do anything like that, it's just not for me.
93rollaracer
02-22-2006, 05:39 PM
Things going from bad to good, good to bad, over and over...
Sounds like you had an ok time I guess, aside from your friend who had to do something (sexual favors.) Lol.
Me, i couldn't do anything like that, it's just not for me.
THANK YOU! Somebody read my goddamn story!
And the sexual favors part is just because our band is retarded. He just ran into a few dudes that had an extra ticket on will call.
Now..ban the n00b who's started shit with every post and continue on with MY fucking thread.
Sounds like you had an ok time I guess, aside from your friend who had to do something (sexual favors.) Lol.
Me, i couldn't do anything like that, it's just not for me.
THANK YOU! Somebody read my goddamn story!
And the sexual favors part is just because our band is retarded. He just ran into a few dudes that had an extra ticket on will call.
Now..ban the n00b who's started shit with every post and continue on with MY fucking thread.
vairox
02-22-2006, 05:58 PM
i gotta admit, it is a major world class hijacking.... sorry bout that, nice story, tell it to reader's digest!
2.2 Straight six
02-22-2006, 06:50 PM
i read the story, sounds like it sucked, how come they didn't tell you they had sold out of tickets? surely they'd know how many they'd sold. and it sucks that your friends couldn't get in with you.
i dont get how "win the lottery" means take a shit and how voimiting is called "getting a tattoo" though.
p.s. ban the noob. please someone do it.
and yes, the ass is deformed, it looks unnatural. why would anyone be jealous? if someone wanted the pic they can right click an save it. idiot.
i dont get how "win the lottery" means take a shit and how voimiting is called "getting a tattoo" though.
p.s. ban the noob. please someone do it.
and yes, the ass is deformed, it looks unnatural. why would anyone be jealous? if someone wanted the pic they can right click an save it. idiot.
93rollaracer
02-22-2006, 07:30 PM
i read the story, sounds like it sucked, how come they didn't tell you they had sold out of tickets? surely they'd know how many they'd sold. and it sucks that your friends couldn't get in with you.
i dont get how "win the lottery" means take a shit and how voimiting is called "getting a tattoo" though.
Yes it was a long night. And the whole win the lottery/getting a tattoo thing is just me and my band being retards. Just for shits and giggles, here's the whole list we've devised...
Playing Ozzfest=Getting arrested
Winning a Grammy=Getting a restraining order
Getting a tattoo=Vomiting
Tattoo parlor=location of vomiting
Full body tattoo=Vomiting on yourself
Winning the lottery=Taking a shit
Suing Napster=Getting thrown out of a concert
Seeing Sworn Enemy=Getting your ass kicked
Eating out your grandma=Breaking an aluminum drum stick
Filming a porno=Eating at Mangia's
Drinking shitty beer=Asking bandmate to film a porno
Drinking Jager=Getting laid
Winning Battle of the Bands=Getting booed off stage at the Hickey Tavern
Setting up equipment=Faceplanting while wasted
Wearing a condom=Pissing on your door
Punching an Englishman=Knocking a mic stand over
Throwing a Jager bottle at icicles ans passing out in the snow=Throwing a Jager bottle at icicles and passing out in the snow
Going to church=Running from the cops
Taking a shit=Passing out in the bathroom
Eating at Wendy's=Fucking a fat chick
Hitting a deer=Getting pulled over
Seeing Iron Maiden=Getting lost in a wheat field
Hydroplaning on beer=Getting a DUI
Listening to reggae=Doing drugs
Def Lepparding=Losing an arm in an accident
Killing a man=Going to the hospital
Going to the hospital=Killing a man
Fucking a prostitute=Breaking a string
Fucking a Vietnamese prostitute=Blowing up the drum kit
Fucking a 10 year old male Vietnamese prostitute=Throwing drumsticks at band members
Going to the store=Getting kicked out of a practice spot
Going to a mental institute=Playing the Hickey Tavern
Getting kicked in the Thuivium=Playing roshambo
Winning the Special Olympics=Coming in last at BOTB
Jack Black's last serenade=Dying
Commin' Down=Breaking up
Having sex with Rob Halford=Getting back together
Signing with Roadrunner=Re-releasing your newest record multiple times
Watching the Browns=Making judges/audience cry
Drunk dialing=Going to the Buzz
Eating at King's=Combing your hair
Enjoy.
And ban the n00b.
i dont get how "win the lottery" means take a shit and how voimiting is called "getting a tattoo" though.
Yes it was a long night. And the whole win the lottery/getting a tattoo thing is just me and my band being retards. Just for shits and giggles, here's the whole list we've devised...
Playing Ozzfest=Getting arrested
Winning a Grammy=Getting a restraining order
Getting a tattoo=Vomiting
Tattoo parlor=location of vomiting
Full body tattoo=Vomiting on yourself
Winning the lottery=Taking a shit
Suing Napster=Getting thrown out of a concert
Seeing Sworn Enemy=Getting your ass kicked
Eating out your grandma=Breaking an aluminum drum stick
Filming a porno=Eating at Mangia's
Drinking shitty beer=Asking bandmate to film a porno
Drinking Jager=Getting laid
Winning Battle of the Bands=Getting booed off stage at the Hickey Tavern
Setting up equipment=Faceplanting while wasted
Wearing a condom=Pissing on your door
Punching an Englishman=Knocking a mic stand over
Throwing a Jager bottle at icicles ans passing out in the snow=Throwing a Jager bottle at icicles and passing out in the snow
Going to church=Running from the cops
Taking a shit=Passing out in the bathroom
Eating at Wendy's=Fucking a fat chick
Hitting a deer=Getting pulled over
Seeing Iron Maiden=Getting lost in a wheat field
Hydroplaning on beer=Getting a DUI
Listening to reggae=Doing drugs
Def Lepparding=Losing an arm in an accident
Killing a man=Going to the hospital
Going to the hospital=Killing a man
Fucking a prostitute=Breaking a string
Fucking a Vietnamese prostitute=Blowing up the drum kit
Fucking a 10 year old male Vietnamese prostitute=Throwing drumsticks at band members
Going to the store=Getting kicked out of a practice spot
Going to a mental institute=Playing the Hickey Tavern
Getting kicked in the Thuivium=Playing roshambo
Winning the Special Olympics=Coming in last at BOTB
Jack Black's last serenade=Dying
Commin' Down=Breaking up
Having sex with Rob Halford=Getting back together
Signing with Roadrunner=Re-releasing your newest record multiple times
Watching the Browns=Making judges/audience cry
Drunk dialing=Going to the Buzz
Eating at King's=Combing your hair
Enjoy.
And ban the n00b.
2.2 Straight six
02-22-2006, 07:33 PM
oooh...i get it. me and a few friends have our own little language extracts like that.
you're a bit of a fancy-dan with your backstage passes.
you're a bit of a fancy-dan with your backstage passes.
vairox
02-22-2006, 09:12 PM
true....i always right click and "save pic" on photos of guys with huge muscles, then all of a sudden i have huge muslces.... so i guess she could do the same thing....LMAO....noob
GForce957
02-22-2006, 09:55 PM
WOW. Chill the drama guys and gals, leave it in hs where it belongs.
Back on topic, interesting names for stuff (winning the lottery, got a tattoo), how did they come about.
When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck
Back on topic, interesting names for stuff (winning the lottery, got a tattoo), how did they come about.
When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck
vairox
02-22-2006, 10:24 PM
When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck
that made no sense....take a hint and get out of here :iceslolan
that made no sense....take a hint and get out of here :iceslolan
2.2 Straight six
02-22-2006, 10:30 PM
for the love of god do you ever shut up?
GForce957
02-22-2006, 10:35 PM
2.2 its better to just drop it, just adding fuel to the fire
2.2 Straight six
02-22-2006, 10:46 PM
it's wierd. recently i've been in a good mood all the time. except for when he says something. he couldnt accept that one thing didnt make sense, but it moves on to attacking quteasabutten as well.
p.s.
sorry 93rollaracer
p.s.
sorry 93rollaracer
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