1 for not for ze french lovers!!!!!

A bloke on his way home from work comes to a dead halt in Traffic and thinks to himself, this traffic seems worse than usual. He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window. "Officer what's the hold up?"

The officer replies: "It's a French fan, he's just so depressed about losing to the Danish, being knocked out of the world up, Finishing behind England, and the prospect of winning bugger all after gobbing off all year, he's threatening to douse imself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him, his mates are all laughing at him and he has never had a bath, I'm walking around taking a collection for him."

"Really?" says the guy "How much have you collected?"

"So far," replies the policeman, "only half a gallon, but a lot of people are still siphoning."


:rolleyes: :D :rolleyes:

It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.

The first little girl says: "My name is Claudette and my daddy is a postman." The next little boy says: "I'm Gregoire and my Dad is a mechanic." Then one little boy says: "My name is Etienne and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.

He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad plays football for France, I was just too embarrassed to say so."

Ouch! :hehehe: :p

Originally posted by ragt20

He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad plays football for France, I was just too embarrassed to say so."

Harsh, but funny :D

ahahahhaa

the first one is funny hehe:D :D

so is the second one oh my god that was soo dry eh guy