The Panda made me do it...........

A woman was having a daytime affair while her
husband was at work. One
wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend
when, to her horror,
she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh My God -Hurry!
Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover. "And
jump out the window.
My husband's home early!"

I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled
reply from beneath the sheets. "It's raining out there!"

"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us
both!" she replied.
"He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun!
The rain is the least of your problems" So the
boyfriend scoots out of bed , grabs his
clothes and jumps out the window!

As he began running down the street in the pouring
rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into
the middle of the town's annual marathon. So he
started running along beside the others - about 300 of
them!!

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm,
he tried to "blend in" as best he could. It wasn't
that effective!

After a little while, a small group of runners, who
had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged
closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.

"Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so
wonderfully free having the air blow over all your
skin while you're running."

Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run
carrying your clothes under your arm?"

"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That
way I can get dressed right at the end of the run
and get in my car to go home!"

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower
and queried.

"Do you always wear a condom when you run?"

"Only if it's raining."

Wahoooo...............

That makes 7 post's.

Total Posts: 7 (1.04 posts per day) Cracked 1 post per day.

The Panda is proud of you!!!
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Well done Curious! :D

:hehehe: rofltmao good one......


finally Curios posts em .....C U don't really need the Panda :hehehe:

What's a condom?:confused: :confused:





















j/k:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: u funny!:frog:

hehe nice joke curious lol ur funny