Power steering pump?

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When I cut the wheel all the way to one side or the other my maro sounds like Ned Beatty getting slammed by every toothless hillbilly and his brother hankering for a fatty in his "panties." (Sorry, I have no idea where that came from... and's that's not REALLY what it sounds like, but you get the point... it SQUEEELS)

Is this a power steering pump issue, is it dying, can I fix it... what gives???

Based on your discription o fthe problem, I'd believe the hillbillies are shooting blanks?

Check your fluid out.

Shooting blanks, oh man, HAHAHAHA!!!

Watch it boy, cause you sho got a purty mouth.

Jim shoots blanks? :eek2: :naughty:

Oh noooo.........

Jim shoots blanks? :eek2: :naughty:


Hope so.... Got "things taken care of" a while back, and my wife is starting with the pregnancy symptoms. (PLEASE NO... We just had a baby 3 months ago). I know I'm fertile but DAMN! It's like osmossis!

Based on your discription o fthe problem, I'd believe the hillbillies are shooting blanks?

Check your fluid out.

I believe THOSE hillbillies just like queer rape type violence sex with fat guys, the blanks might be becuase they done went and spent it all on the sheep and local wildlife.



No shit??? The fluid huh?? As sad as this is gonna sound... I never thought of that.

No shit??? The fluid huh?? As sad as this is gonna sound... I never thought of that.

Keep it simple.

If its not the fluid, then its the pump, and you should be able to do that yourself...
Keep in mind that if you turn the wheel as far as it can go, the pump will make a slight whine in most cars, especially in those that are getting up there in age.
I like the pump design in my '89, the pump itself is submerged in fluid and they rarely go bad...I think GM used this same pump in its trucks and suburbans too.

havnt been on here to often lately, i am usually working on my car or chillin on the classifieds forum on thirdgen.org, but to be on topic, sometimes it is usual for the power steering pump to make weird noises like that (like jello getting squeezed out of a sirenge real fast) so you might not have a problem, but hey its always nice to upgrade...

If you refill the fluid and it does the sound like a few days after then look for a leak.. happend to me.

I'm thinking refill it, check it out... if it makes more noise... new pump - CHROME :iceslolan

Maybe you have the leak..?

Nahhhh... Just took a leak after drinking 2 cups of coffee and 2 bottled waters.:bananasmi Shorts were dry before and after. I'm good.:thumbsup:

lol, try drinking that mountain Dew mdx, wow that will wake you up!!

Jim.. :slap:

I need to try that MDX, has anyone had any before, if so, how does it taste?

Jim.. :slap:

I need to try that MDX, has anyone had any before, if so, how does it taste?

HAH!

MDX tastes sort of like horse piss with a twist of lemon-lime. Not very refreshing, but it'll crank your ass up. As for how I know what horse piss tastes like, well... this one time, at band camp....

If it involves an instrument going up your ass, stop while you're ahead. Please.

If it involves an instrument going up your ass, stop while you're ahead. Please.

I was hoping someone would get that one.....

Who hasnt seen those dumb movies.. I never saw the last one, American wedding, I think it was called.

Dr. Pepper rules anyhow.

And how exactly could you have overlooked checking the fluid?

Dr. Pepper rules anyhow.

And how exactly could you have overlooked checking the fluid?



First things first... Orange Whipper Snapple is the nectar of the GODS.

2. Who said anything about overlooked? It never even entered my mind for me to overlook it. :disappoin I was just like, that's just fuckin great, shook my head drove home and started looking for a nice new shiny chrome power steering pump in Jeg''s and Summit. Then I thought you guys might be able to help me fix mine. At THAT point, it STILL did not occur to me to check the fluid, I knew there was some in there, but I never really thought about it being low or leaking or anything. :screwy: Pretty bad, huh?:grinyes:

a thread went from talking about PS pumps to gay hillbilly fat incest loving and jims fertility, this could only happen in the camaro forum

After the fluid, check the belt tension and condition.

a thread went from talking about PS pumps to gay hillbilly fat incest loving and jims fertility, this could only happen in the camaro forum


Dont tell the mustang boys.

a thread went from talking about PS pumps to gay hillbilly fat incest loving and jims fertility, this could only happen in the camaro forum

Actaully that's how Jim described it. And tell m you haven't seen "Deliverance."

Dylan, these young guys only know the Fart and the Furious. Culture has gone the way of flypants and zipper jackets. Deliverance, as deeply disgusting / disturbing as that one scene truly is, is actually pretty good movie. These guys don't know much of anything past 1985 or so. (jkg... kind of.)

Example - my wife, born in 1978 had NEVER heard any ACDC prior to the Back in Black album (until she met me), never heard of Blind Faith, the Cars, or the Who... just to name a few These people didn't just miss the boat on life's finer things... they didn't even make it to the dock.



Thanks Morley.... how tight should it be???

the Cars,

Ha, sat behind em at a Cubs game. My "Dad" was pissed because he coudlnt see through their hair. which really wasn't that bad.

Dr. Pepper is good, infact I got about half a 24 pack left. but when it comes to taste and the amount of caffiene in it, also the fact that it barely has any carbonation (Thats how it's spelt, right?) is like awesome because then you're not burping your ass off.

One bad side about mountain dew for me, anyway is that after a while, if you drink it alot like continously it begins to lose its taste a bit, so you gotta have like a down time. :lol: Dr. Pepper doesnt have that with me.