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Since it's Valentine's Day...


Muscletang
02-14-2006, 03:28 PM
I think we did this last year but oh well we'll do it again. Lets make up some nice little poems for our loved ones.

There is only one rule, it must start with "roses are red"
I'll got first.


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
But the roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head

Roses are red
Green is the grass
I love everything about you
Especially your ass

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd really like
To get inside of you

Roses are red
Violets are green
I really love your legs
But really what's in between

Alright, lets see if anybody can come up with something as funny.

-Jacko-
02-14-2006, 03:34 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
most poems rhyme
but this one doesn't!!!!!

-Jacko-
02-14-2006, 03:40 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me pretty
But wat happend to you?!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
A Kipper's a fish
That smells like you
Lets not despair
Lets live in hope
That one day you'll discover soap!

FlippiN.af
02-14-2006, 03:42 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You haven't given me head yet
so f**k you!

longlivetheZ
02-14-2006, 04:00 PM
I posted a bunch in my forum earlier.

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=296127&page=395

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